Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

E.A. two cubes down
Dumped by her boyfriend again
Now she wants to date
Haiku # 22739, October 17, 2002 11:41 am ET
by titus wong
Coworker mutters
Vague imprecations and grunts
Soon to go postal?
Haiku # 22738, October 17, 2002 11:29 am ET
by titus wong
the moment passed by
as memories jogged, tears strolled
he stood in silence
Haiku # 22737, October 17, 2002 11:23 am ET
by heartbroken r us
Coffee stains my teeth
Cigarettes pollute my breath
Let's have a meeting!
Haiku # 22736, October 17, 2002 11:22 am ET
by titus wong
empty promises
trees blown naked in the wind
foretell autumn's end
Haiku # 22735, October 17, 2002 10:57 am ET
by Gwenhyfar
see wet branches loom
black against a sky that rains
knocking window panes
Haiku # 22734, October 17, 2002 10:45 am ET
by Gwenhyfar
Red Dragged On, maybe
I's sleepy, at least til date
started gnawing arm.
Haiku # 22733, October 16, 2002 6:52 pm ET
by onjaysun
She walks in beauty
Circles, cones, and polygons
Ye Gods I'm horny!
Haiku # 22732, October 16, 2002 5:37 pm ET
by titus wong
someone has the blues
(must give him indigestion)
--let Crayola know
Haiku # 22731, October 16, 2002 5:35 pm ET
by heh heh
Searching for meaning
In a dense, uncaring world
What the hell's the point?
Haiku # 22730, October 16, 2002 5:25 pm ET
by titus wong
an intense rogue kiss
takes her completely off guard
but she welcomes it
Haiku # 22729, October 16, 2002 5:17 pm ET
by guess who
Spliff and mouse in hand
Am I the caricature
Of the evil geek?
Haiku # 22728, October 16, 2002 5:15 pm ET
by titus wong
we stood in soft light
sun muted orange by smoke
from a distant fire
Haiku # 22727, October 16, 2002 5:10 pm ET
by CA to MA
Gawk at the live chat
Girls, posing for the web cam
Geez, folks are sleazy
Haiku # 22726, October 16, 2002 5:05 pm ET
by titus wong
Clad only in briefs
Glued to my computer screen
Piss away the day
Haiku # 22725, October 16, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by titus wong
rainy autumn day
light the fire, uncork the wine
write me poetry


a watery fire
autumn blaze through moired panes
flames against the grey
Haiku # 22724, October 16, 2002 4:26 pm ET
by Boston gal et al...includes r us 98% of the time
scotch r us or is
the r in us in haikus
previous to this
Haiku # 22723, October 16, 2002 3:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
poor tortured metrics
use spondees with anapests
result: sprung-rhythm
Haiku # 22722, October 16, 2002 2:00 pm ET
by professors r us
"intransitive verbs
do not have direct objects",
it's english to me!
Haiku # 22721, October 16, 2002 1:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yoda and coco
gee I miss those Memphis cats
on the road again
Haiku # 22720, October 16, 2002 1:09 pm ET
by mellie
louisiana
bondage in memphis complete
cage in new orleans
Haiku # 22719, October 16, 2002 1:07 pm ET
by mellie, so hit submit girl :-)
no ash (yoda) try this,
"a brave man your father was",
'here' is an adverb.
Haiku # 22718, October 16, 2002 1:01 pm ET
by Object, Subject, Verb
Mountain lake reflects
all the fall colors two times
don't spoil it, you duck.
Haiku # 22717, October 16, 2002 11:47 am ET
by onjaysun
cold snapped and all changed
dress rehearsal now begins
winter premieres soon
Haiku # 22716, October 16, 2002 11:30 am ET
by Gwenhyfar
still pond holds the sky
motivates self-expression
poet's obsession
Haiku # 22715, October 16, 2002 10:02 am ET
by nice change of pace says r us
object, subject, verb
you say it's not used today
well then: "here i go"
Haiku # 22713, October 16, 2002 2:42 am ET
by ash
Nootka, Mohalk, or
Lisu (Burma) and Mam from
West Guatemala.
Haiku # 22712, October 16, 2002 12:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Some languages
Are nonconfigurative,
Like Guugu, Yimidhiir
Haiku # 22711, October 15, 2002 11:58 pm ET
by oh those aussies
Although no language
Known today uses object,
Subject and then verb.
Haiku # 22710, October 15, 2002 11:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Subject, object, verb,
Can be ordered in six ways,
Mathematically.
Haiku # 22709, October 15, 2002 11:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I should be working
But I am writing Haiku
Is that an escuse?
Haiku # 22708, October 15, 2002 9:33 pm ET
by The Apathetic One of Blue Tall Donut Land
Voles cannot fly home
a quadruped that eats grass
but perhaps gulls can
Haiku # 22707, October 15, 2002 9:30 pm ET
by The Apathetic One of Blue Tall Donut Land
I wonder what would
Chage if we all spoke in haiku
Red buffalo grass
Haiku # 22706, October 15, 2002 9:24 pm ET
by The Apathetic One of Tall Blue Donut Land
Hiaku annoys me
But I can't stop writing it
Oh, why, why, Bob, why?
Haiku # 22705, October 15, 2002 9:18 pm ET
by The Apathetic One of The Land of Blue Tall Donuts
today is calmed
i know that this will not last
hell will be back soon!!!
Haiku # 22704, October 15, 2002 6:21 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
Golden Gate is in
Arches are soooo yesterday
Bring on da Mickey
Haiku # 22703, October 15, 2002 12:33 pm ET
by onjaysun
auspicious numbers
my birthday is on all fours
party animal
Haiku # 22702, October 15, 2002 3:02 am ET
by ash
i'd be in ubud
i wouldn't stay in kuta
too many tourists
Haiku # 22701, October 15, 2002 2:58 am ET
by ash (bali itinerary)
have to go away
on business during the games
that really sucks man!
Haiku # 22700, October 14, 2002 11:51 pm ET
by k
fireworks over
water, i look out to the
bay, watch reflections
Haiku # 22699, October 14, 2002 11:50 pm ET
by k
san francisco has
not won a series since fif-
ty seven, fuck yes!
Haiku # 22698, October 14, 2002 11:48 pm ET
by k_against_so_cal
i know...it's unhip
to like sports...especially
for girls, but not me!
Haiku # 22697, October 14, 2002 11:46 pm ET
by k
giants go to world
series, nail-biter..bottom
of the ninth and WHAM!
Haiku # 22696, October 14, 2002 11:46 pm ET
by k_against_anything_st_louis
i've got it all planned
when indonesia invades
i'm off to bali
Haiku # 22695, October 14, 2002 7:34 pm ET
by ap - the words of ash after 9-11
not to leave out ash
in my birthday well wishes
how many candles?
Haiku # 22694, October 14, 2002 2:51 pm ET
by scotch
a swinging birthday
to sheena the jungle queen
belated and all
Haiku # 22693, October 14, 2002 2:14 pm ET
by scotch (you probably hate the reference, but deal)
happy birthday ash
best wishes sheena baby
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 22692, October 14, 2002 1:42 pm ET
by mellie, oh SO ripe!
another lifetime
don't want it to end too soon
dying to get home
Haiku # 22691, October 14, 2002 1:39 pm ET
by mellie
tall buffalo red
donuts eat blue tall donuts
just inhale green frogs
Haiku # 22690, October 14, 2002 1:01 pm ET
by The Apathetic One of Blue Tall Donut Land
Just imagine red
Then you will be angrier
watch out, breathing tube
Haiku # 22689, October 14, 2002 12:57 pm ET
by Pandora of Arizona
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