Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

why does God punish?
My arms are too short to wash
my back is dirty
Haiku # 22761, October 18, 2002 3:53 pm ET
by dylalien of san francisco
Wow, I have short arms
I can't wash my own behind
Will you please help me
Haiku # 22760, October 18, 2002 3:50 pm ET
by dylalien of san francisco
American men
some rather pedestrian
though hung rather well
Haiku # 22759, October 18, 2002 3:45 pm ET
by Asian Spice
sushi is awesome
beautiful in appearance
and it goes down swell
Haiku # 22758, October 18, 2002 3:41 pm ET
by Asian Spice
Sushi is yucky
Why not eat a dead raw cow?
Cook or get poisoned!
Haiku # 22757, October 18, 2002 3:30 pm ET
by kackarott of sex
I love cherry pie
so undeniably pink
some are rather tart
Haiku # 22756, October 18, 2002 3:16 pm ET
by some tarts are rather sweet
juicy chariot,
soft vehicle of great bliss,
split pussy beckons
Haiku # 22755, October 18, 2002 1:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
split grapefruit reveals
spokes and rays of sunburst wheels
juicy chariot
Haiku # 22754, October 18, 2002 12:13 pm ET
by guess who
Alcoholic? No!
Frequent social binge drinker
Make the pounding stop!
Haiku # 22753, October 18, 2002 6:30 am ET
by SuperDave
I enjoy beer, but
Sometimes I overindulge
The toilet beckons
Haiku # 22752, October 18, 2002 6:26 am ET
by SuperDave
)(|
||
||
Haiku # 22751, October 17, 2002 10:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
He here who hasn't
taken a little crack now
and then, raise your hand!
Haiku # 22750, October 17, 2002 10:18 pm ET
by k
bush girlie, fucks up,
once again proving blood
runs true, cuffim all!
Haiku # 22749, October 17, 2002 9:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A little bit of
sanity in a sea of
vast conformity
Haiku # 22748, October 17, 2002 4:20 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Poor Henry Rollins
He hides behind his tattoos
Admit your gayness!
Haiku # 22747, October 17, 2002 3:21 pm ET
by Kackarott
Cool breeze blew this morn,
a real nipplestiffler but
not in the good way.
Haiku # 22746, October 17, 2002 2:50 pm ET
by onjaysun
concupiscent words
vanilla leather jacket
silk chocolate pants
Haiku # 22745, October 17, 2002 1:20 pm ET
by Wally
Wish I had muscles
Like Danzig so I could flex
What a freakin' 'tard!
Haiku # 22744, October 17, 2002 1:13 pm ET
by kackarott of http://www.danzig-verotik.com/
gassing up my car,
crack of gunfire overhead.
where's my flak jacket?
Haiku # 22743, October 17, 2002 1:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
such fine blue mildew
veins map through the palest white
even cheesier
Haiku # 22742, October 17, 2002 12:48 pm ET
by Max
The leaves are changing
And the winter cold beckons
A cheezy haiku
Haiku # 22741, October 17, 2002 12:22 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
split her heart in two
would that simple agony
be the worst she felt
Haiku # 22740, October 17, 2002 12:19 pm ET
by sorry for r us
E.A. two cubes down
Dumped by her boyfriend again
Now she wants to date
Haiku # 22739, October 17, 2002 11:41 am ET
by titus wong
Coworker mutters
Vague imprecations and grunts
Soon to go postal?
Haiku # 22738, October 17, 2002 11:29 am ET
by titus wong
the moment passed by
as memories jogged, tears strolled
he stood in silence
Haiku # 22737, October 17, 2002 11:23 am ET
by heartbroken r us
Coffee stains my teeth
Cigarettes pollute my breath
Let's have a meeting!
Haiku # 22736, October 17, 2002 11:22 am ET
by titus wong
empty promises
trees blown naked in the wind
foretell autumn's end
Haiku # 22735, October 17, 2002 10:57 am ET
by Gwenhyfar
see wet branches loom
black against a sky that rains
knocking window panes
Haiku # 22734, October 17, 2002 10:45 am ET
by Gwenhyfar
Red Dragged On, maybe
I's sleepy, at least til date
started gnawing arm.
Haiku # 22733, October 16, 2002 6:52 pm ET
by onjaysun
She walks in beauty
Circles, cones, and polygons
Ye Gods I'm horny!
Haiku # 22732, October 16, 2002 5:37 pm ET
by titus wong
someone has the blues
(must give him indigestion)
--let Crayola know
Haiku # 22731, October 16, 2002 5:35 pm ET
by heh heh
Searching for meaning
In a dense, uncaring world
What the hell's the point?
Haiku # 22730, October 16, 2002 5:25 pm ET
by titus wong
an intense rogue kiss
takes her completely off guard
but she welcomes it
Haiku # 22729, October 16, 2002 5:17 pm ET
by guess who
Spliff and mouse in hand
Am I the caricature
Of the evil geek?
Haiku # 22728, October 16, 2002 5:15 pm ET
by titus wong
we stood in soft light
sun muted orange by smoke
from a distant fire
Haiku # 22727, October 16, 2002 5:10 pm ET
by CA to MA
Gawk at the live chat
Girls, posing for the web cam
Geez, folks are sleazy
Haiku # 22726, October 16, 2002 5:05 pm ET
by titus wong
Clad only in briefs
Glued to my computer screen
Piss away the day
Haiku # 22725, October 16, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by titus wong
rainy autumn day
light the fire, uncork the wine
write me poetry


a watery fire
autumn blaze through moired panes
flames against the grey
Haiku # 22724, October 16, 2002 4:26 pm ET
by Boston gal et al...includes r us 98% of the time
scotch r us or is
the r in us in haikus
previous to this
Haiku # 22723, October 16, 2002 3:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
poor tortured metrics
use spondees with anapests
result: sprung-rhythm
Haiku # 22722, October 16, 2002 2:00 pm ET
by professors r us
"intransitive verbs
do not have direct objects",
it's english to me!
Haiku # 22721, October 16, 2002 1:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yoda and coco
gee I miss those Memphis cats
on the road again
Haiku # 22720, October 16, 2002 1:09 pm ET
by mellie
louisiana
bondage in memphis complete
cage in new orleans
Haiku # 22719, October 16, 2002 1:07 pm ET
by mellie, so hit submit girl :-)
no ash (yoda) try this,
"a brave man your father was",
'here' is an adverb.
Haiku # 22718, October 16, 2002 1:01 pm ET
by Object, Subject, Verb
Mountain lake reflects
all the fall colors two times
don't spoil it, you duck.
Haiku # 22717, October 16, 2002 11:47 am ET
by onjaysun
cold snapped and all changed
dress rehearsal now begins
winter premieres soon
Haiku # 22716, October 16, 2002 11:30 am ET
by Gwenhyfar
still pond holds the sky
motivates self-expression
poet's obsession
Haiku # 22715, October 16, 2002 10:02 am ET
by nice change of pace says r us
object, subject, verb
you say it's not used today
well then: "here i go"
Haiku # 22713, October 16, 2002 2:42 am ET
by ash
Nootka, Mohalk, or
Lisu (Burma) and Mam from
West Guatemala.
Haiku # 22712, October 16, 2002 12:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Some languages
Are nonconfigurative,
Like Guugu, Yimidhiir
Haiku # 22711, October 15, 2002 11:58 pm ET
by oh those aussies
< 50 Less Recent Haiku 50 More Recent Haiku >