hairy cocks rebelling
freaky rebels eating goat
yes this moment rules

roomates are freaky
dylan has a boner now
he like sheep balls now

Jesus, I've been bad
I just humped an alien
and humped it again

blubber and duck tape
light a fart and boil to taste
exstacy awaits!!

my girl likes to fart
because she drinks otter milk
imaginary

the key to discord
jam your navel with butter
monkey come monkey

girl farts in the wind
love hides from big explosions
please use the bideg

my sin is larfy
my mouth is like a donut
I am high on fruit

party in my pants
make me come like a dolphin
I am hung well hung

you go nuts it' true
when nuns get naked in school
or just school boy dreams

stuck in haiku world
one drop two drop three drop more
is there good haiku?

that was really cool
I don't have red pubic hair though
the universe knows

ed harris for god
i love to suck him all day
i have a boner

silly d and wink
lovers and long limbed freaks
love funky aliens

pocket on my pants
unzip it motherfucker
try, try, try, try -try?

furry fluffy fun
found two-tone hair in my teeth
rarr-rar wokkie love

American men
whose arms are rather too short
never play pro-ball

short-armed people shoot
long-armed weapons just as well
as anyone else

Gramps used to call'em
"arm shorts" back in the old days
Confused, we shot him.

short armed people need
the love of the long armed
and a good spanking

Short armed people would
Fit in tyrannosaurus
suits at ,Lost World Park,

Veggie Bald Eagle
umm, tastes just like the real thing
Can i have seconds?

Short armed people need
Tools; bidets, long brushes, or
maybe steam cleaner ?

alien probe fest?
I would rather pass thank you
and go eat otter

to dream of long arms
Then I could bath my behind
Glory would be mine

why does God punish?
My arms are too short to wash
my back is dirty

Wow, I have short arms
I can't wash my own behind
Will you please help me

American men
some rather pedestrian
though hung rather well

sushi is awesome
beautiful in appearance
and it goes down swell

Sushi is yucky
Why not eat a dead raw cow?
Cook or get poisoned!

I love cherry pie
so undeniably pink
some are rather tart

juicy chariot,
soft vehicle of great bliss,
split pussy beckons

split grapefruit reveals
spokes and rays of sunburst wheels
juicy chariot

Alcoholic? No!
Frequent social binge drinker
Make the pounding stop!

I enjoy beer, but
Sometimes I overindulge
The toilet beckons

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He here who hasn't
taken a little crack now
and then, raise your hand!

bush girlie, fucks up,
once again proving blood
runs true, cuffim all!

A little bit of
sanity in a sea of
vast conformity

Poor Henry Rollins
He hides behind his tattoos
Admit your gayness!

Cool breeze blew this morn,
a real nipplestiffler but
not in the good way.

concupiscent words
vanilla leather jacket
silk chocolate pants

Wish I had muscles
Like Danzig so I could flex
What a freakin' 'tard!

gassing up my car,
crack of gunfire overhead.
where's my flak jacket?

such fine blue mildew
veins map through the palest white
even cheesier

The leaves are changing
And the winter cold beckons
A cheezy haiku

split her heart in two
would that simple agony
be the worst she felt

E.A. two cubes down
Dumped by her boyfriend again
Now she wants to date

Coworker mutters
Vague imprecations and grunts
Soon to go postal?

the moment passed by
as memories jogged, tears strolled
he stood in silence