i am a weirdo
i like hairy backed women
they explode my mind
by Anonymous Poet
hairy cocks rebelling
freaky rebels eating goat
yes this moment rules
by Anonymous Poet
roomates are freaky
dylan has a boner now
he like sheep balls now
by Anonymous Poet
Jesus, I've been bad
I just humped an alien
and humped it again
by Anonymous Poet
blubber and duck tape
light a fart and boil to taste
exstacy awaits!!
by John Kennedy of here
my girl likes to fart
because she drinks otter milk
imaginary
by Anonymous Poet
the key to discord
jam your navel with butter
monkey come monkey
by Anonymous Poet
girl farts in the wind
love hides from big explosions
please use the bideg
by Anonymous Poet
my sin is larfy
my mouth is like a donut
I am high on fruit
by Anonymous Poet
party in my pants
make me come like a dolphin
I am hung well hung
by Anonymous Poet
you go nuts it' true
when nuns get naked in school
or just school boy dreams
by John Dillinger of Mad Dog, TX
stuck in haiku world
one drop two drop three drop more
is there good haiku?
by Anonymous Poet
that was really cool
I don't have red pubic hair though
the universe knows
by Anonymous Poet
ed harris for god
i love to suck him all day
i have a boner
by ed harris
silly d and wink
lovers and long limbed freaks
love funky aliens
by Anonymous Poet
pocket on my pants
unzip it motherfucker
try, try, try, try -try?
by robert smith of san francisco
furry fluffy fun
found two-tone hair in my teeth
rarr-rar wokkie love
by robert smith of san francisco
American men
whose arms are rather too short
never play pro-ball
by never play pro-ball WELL
short-armed people shoot
long-armed weapons just as well
as anyone else
by (unfortunately)
Gramps used to call'em
"arm shorts" back in the old days
Confused, we shot him.
by onjaysun
short armed people need
the love of the long armed
and a good spanking
by winky
Short armed people would
Fit in tyrannosaurus
suits at ,Lost World Park,
by Anonymous Poet
Veggie Bald Eagle
umm, tastes just like the real thing
Can i have seconds?
by psybo of earth
Short armed people need
Tools; bidets, long brushes, or
maybe steam cleaner ?
by Anonymous Poet
alien probe fest?
I would rather pass thank you
and go eat otter
by dylalien of your mind
to dream of long arms
Then I could bath my behind
Glory would be mine
by dylaline of earth
why does God punish?
My arms are too short to wash
my back is dirty
by dylalien of san francisco
Wow, I have short arms
I can't wash my own behind
Will you please help me
by dylalien of san francisco
American men
some rather pedestrian
though hung rather well
by Asian Spice
sushi is awesome
beautiful in appearance
and it goes down swell
by Asian Spice
Sushi is yucky
Why not eat a dead raw cow?
Cook or get poisoned!
by kackarott of sex
I love cherry pie
so undeniably pink
some are rather tart
by some tarts are rather sweet
juicy chariot,
soft vehicle of great bliss,
split pussy beckons
by Anonymous Poet
split grapefruit reveals
spokes and rays of sunburst wheels
juicy chariot
by guess who
Alcoholic? No!
Frequent social binge drinker
Make the pounding stop!
by SuperDave
I enjoy beer, but
Sometimes I overindulge
The toilet beckons
by SuperDave
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by Anonymous Poet
He here who hasn't
taken a little crack now
and then, raise your hand!
by k
bush girlie, fucks up,
once again proving blood
runs true, cuffim all!
by Anonymous Poet
A little bit of
sanity in a sea of
vast conformity
by Janis of Toronto
Poor Henry Rollins
He hides behind his tattoos
Admit your gayness!
by Kackarott
Cool breeze blew this morn,
a real nipplestiffler but
not in the good way.
by onjaysun
concupiscent words
vanilla leather jacket
silk chocolate pants
by Wally
Wish I had muscles
Like Danzig so I could flex
What a freakin' 'tard!
by kackarott of http://www.danzig-verotik.com/
gassing up my car,
crack of gunfire overhead.
where's my flak jacket?
by Anonymous Poet
such fine blue mildew
veins map through the palest white
even cheesier
by Max
The leaves are changing
And the winter cold beckons
A cheezy haiku
by Janis of Toronto
split her heart in two
would that simple agony
be the worst she felt
by sorry for r us
E.A. two cubes down
Dumped by her boyfriend again
Now she wants to date
by titus wong
Coworker mutters
Vague imprecations and grunts
Soon to go postal?
by titus wong
