Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

are you really free
until you see granny bang
the old red rooster?
Haiku # 22842, October 18, 2002 9:36 pm ET
by H.P. Lovecraft of Maldek
I love to get rimmed
By large black men in green tights
While my daughters watch
Haiku # 22841, October 18, 2002 9:36 pm ET
by Laura Bush
And the pulitzer
For best haiku goes to me
I want to thank you
Haiku # 22840, October 18, 2002 9:34 pm ET
by Stephen Hawken
Words words and more words
And a few more here for fun
And now just one more
Haiku # 22839, October 18, 2002 9:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
submitt you damn goat
i bought this large fist for you
take it and like it
Haiku # 22838, October 18, 2002 9:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Anal probes are good
For clearing out the system
That's what they told me
Haiku # 22837, October 18, 2002 9:31 pm ET
by George Bush
These are too silly
More important things to do
Pass the vibrator
Haiku # 22836, October 18, 2002 9:29 pm ET
by Uncle Sam
Better hide granny
Dylan's on the hunt again
Put her on the roof
Haiku # 22835, October 18, 2002 9:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sometimes horny but
my cock is so hard it spurts
too much yohimbe!!
Haiku # 22834, October 18, 2002 9:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sex therapy is
fun can i bring my large
vibrator this time
Haiku # 22833, October 18, 2002 9:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
help me find my balls
maybe in your vagina
exstacy awaits
Haiku # 22832, October 18, 2002 9:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm late for orgy
Can I get a ride there please
I'll bring the bat milk
Haiku # 22831, October 18, 2002 9:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
just in case you knew
justin doesn't have the balls
to haiku with you!!!
Haiku # 22830, October 18, 2002 9:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sex sex and more sex
Sounded like a great idea
But now I'm so sore
Haiku # 22829, October 18, 2002 9:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my yoga master
tells me to lick your yoni
mother still on crack??
Haiku # 22828, October 18, 2002 9:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
justin find my clit
no its not on my stomach
silly boy its here
Haiku # 22827, October 18, 2002 9:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Put you in a chair
and shave your balls 'till they're smooth
exstacy awaits
Haiku # 22826, October 18, 2002 9:23 pm ET
by armaldylo
We all need so much
To survive these days it seems
Partying will help!
Haiku # 22825, October 18, 2002 9:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
And they came to earth
With such high expectations
But then they met me
Haiku # 22824, October 18, 2002 9:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
spanking my roomates
brings lusty cocks over more soon
dont forget champagne
Haiku # 22823, October 18, 2002 9:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hot alien love
please bring it on hard and fast
i hope they bring probes
Haiku # 22822, October 18, 2002 9:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hot girl yoga nite
everyone has a dream to
fullfill bring condoms
Haiku # 22821, October 18, 2002 9:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
help my tits ache hard
brillo pads usually work well
also bring band-aids
Haiku # 22820, October 18, 2002 9:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
bad sex smack and a
good whore is all i need to
have mad fun tonite
Haiku # 22819, October 18, 2002 9:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yes shave my balls
it makes eating you more fun
take that cross off now!
Haiku # 22818, October 18, 2002 9:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
oil spills can be fun
you and grandpas cocks
speak magic words now
Haiku # 22817, October 18, 2002 8:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
grandma, boner, lube
I wonder what to do know
Yes, I'll rim grandma
Haiku # 22816, October 18, 2002 8:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
darling billy bob,
you are doing just fine
now please pass the lube
Haiku # 22815, October 18, 2002 8:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
granny, how to please thee?
you've known so many big cocks
i'm little in you
Haiku # 22814, October 18, 2002 8:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
oooh granny please
insert the dildo quickly
granpas anxious now
Haiku # 22813, October 18, 2002 8:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have extra balls
my balls are in her mouth though
mom thinks I'm not weird
Haiku # 22812, October 18, 2002 8:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
aunt matilda is
coming over too she will
have good sex toys
Haiku # 22811, October 18, 2002 8:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
grandma hits the pipe
I love it when she's blasted
then we get it on :)
Haiku # 22810, October 18, 2002 8:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
help someone call bob
im about to cum very hard
this feeling is gold
Haiku # 22809, October 18, 2002 8:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
grandma "squirts" on me
I wonder if she eats meat.
Weird, but hot I think
Haiku # 22808, October 18, 2002 8:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
listen billy bob
the resraints aint tight enough
sit back and enjoy
Haiku # 22807, October 18, 2002 8:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
thanks for the kind words
grandma, you are so loving.
Will you untie me now?
Haiku # 22806, October 18, 2002 8:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
granny and the sheep
we's gonna be rich now
good work little boy
Haiku # 22805, October 18, 2002 8:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the ho of all ho's
granny straddling the sheep
baaah little black sheep
Haiku # 22804, October 18, 2002 8:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
please bring your sheep bob
he likes to make granny porn
this family is tight
Haiku # 22803, October 18, 2002 8:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
three way with granny
never knew she like d.p.
family growth is great
Haiku # 22802, October 18, 2002 8:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
leave my crotch alone
it has wisdom beyond you
threesome with granny now
Haiku # 22801, October 18, 2002 8:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
grandpa you loser
you have very limpy crotch
granny is my ho!
Haiku # 22800, October 18, 2002 8:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
granny has good tits
please dont take for granted
you'll regret it soon
Haiku # 22799, October 18, 2002 8:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
grandma loves the best
i love her granny tantra
she never says no
Haiku # 22798, October 18, 2002 8:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
dont call me a whore
my daddy does it the best
he knows no rehab
Haiku # 22797, October 18, 2002 8:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
help me find the rock
sexy women go away
rehab's where you score
Haiku # 22796, October 18, 2002 8:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
all this crack arent you
feeling a little strung out
i run a rehab
Haiku # 22795, October 18, 2002 8:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
exclamation point
has five syllables and your
mom licks your butt crack
Haiku # 22794, October 18, 2002 8:35 pm ET
by ha
are you interested
in fiending with mama now
shes home in an hour
Haiku # 22793, October 18, 2002 8:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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