oil spills can be fun
you and grandpas cocks
speak magic words now

grandma, boner, lube
I wonder what to do know
Yes, I'll rim grandma

darling billy bob,
you are doing just fine
now please pass the lube

granny, how to please thee?
you've known so many big cocks
i'm little in you

oooh granny please
insert the dildo quickly
granpas anxious now

I have extra balls
my balls are in her mouth though
mom thinks I'm not weird

aunt matilda is
coming over too she will
have good sex toys

grandma hits the pipe
I love it when she's blasted
then we get it on :)

help someone call bob
im about to cum very hard
this feeling is gold

grandma "squirts" on me
I wonder if she eats meat.
Weird, but hot I think

listen billy bob
the resraints aint tight enough
sit back and enjoy

thanks for the kind words
grandma, you are so loving.
Will you untie me now?

granny and the sheep
we's gonna be rich now
good work little boy

the ho of all ho's
granny straddling the sheep
baaah little black sheep

please bring your sheep bob
he likes to make granny porn
this family is tight

three way with granny
never knew she like d.p.
family growth is great

leave my crotch alone
it has wisdom beyond you
threesome with granny now

grandpa you loser
you have very limpy crotch
granny is my ho!

granny has good tits
please dont take for granted
you'll regret it soon

grandma loves the best
i love her granny tantra
she never says no

dont call me a whore
my daddy does it the best
he knows no rehab

help me find the rock
sexy women go away
rehab's where you score

all this crack arent you
feeling a little strung out
i run a rehab

exclamation point
has five syllables and your
mom licks your butt crack

are you interested
in fiending with mama now
shes home in an hour

hey thats not funny
my mom really is on crack
are you her dealer!!

your mamas on crack
this makes you skip wildly
will she share the joy

Alamout Black is
good for humping and other
illuminations!

I am the monkey
i have banana nipples
they are ripe for you

the monkey nipple
hard on cue overflowing
is this monkey you?

i am a weirdo
i like hairy backed women
they explode my mind

hairy cocks rebelling
freaky rebels eating goat
yes this moment rules

roomates are freaky
dylan has a boner now
he like sheep balls now

Jesus, I've been bad
I just humped an alien
and humped it again

blubber and duck tape
light a fart and boil to taste
exstacy awaits!!

my girl likes to fart
because she drinks otter milk
imaginary

the key to discord
jam your navel with butter
monkey come monkey

girl farts in the wind
love hides from big explosions
please use the bideg

my sin is larfy
my mouth is like a donut
I am high on fruit

party in my pants
make me come like a dolphin
I am hung well hung

you go nuts it' true
when nuns get naked in school
or just school boy dreams

stuck in haiku world
one drop two drop three drop more
is there good haiku?

that was really cool
I don't have red pubic hair though
the universe knows

ed harris for god
i love to suck him all day
i have a boner

silly d and wink
lovers and long limbed freaks
love funky aliens

pocket on my pants
unzip it motherfucker
try, try, try, try -try?

furry fluffy fun
found two-tone hair in my teeth
rarr-rar wokkie love

American men
whose arms are rather too short
never play pro-ball

short-armed people shoot
long-armed weapons just as well
as anyone else

Gramps used to call'em
"arm shorts" back in the old days
Confused, we shot him.