Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

granny, how to please thee?
you've known so many big cocks
i'm little in you
Haiku # 22814, October 18, 2002 8:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
oooh granny please
insert the dildo quickly
granpas anxious now
Haiku # 22813, October 18, 2002 8:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have extra balls
my balls are in her mouth though
mom thinks I'm not weird
Haiku # 22812, October 18, 2002 8:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
aunt matilda is
coming over too she will
have good sex toys
Haiku # 22811, October 18, 2002 8:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
grandma hits the pipe
I love it when she's blasted
then we get it on :)
Haiku # 22810, October 18, 2002 8:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
help someone call bob
im about to cum very hard
this feeling is gold
Haiku # 22809, October 18, 2002 8:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
grandma "squirts" on me
I wonder if she eats meat.
Weird, but hot I think
Haiku # 22808, October 18, 2002 8:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
listen billy bob
the resraints aint tight enough
sit back and enjoy
Haiku # 22807, October 18, 2002 8:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
thanks for the kind words
grandma, you are so loving.
Will you untie me now?
Haiku # 22806, October 18, 2002 8:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
granny and the sheep
we's gonna be rich now
good work little boy
Haiku # 22805, October 18, 2002 8:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the ho of all ho's
granny straddling the sheep
baaah little black sheep
Haiku # 22804, October 18, 2002 8:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
please bring your sheep bob
he likes to make granny porn
this family is tight
Haiku # 22803, October 18, 2002 8:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
three way with granny
never knew she like d.p.
family growth is great
Haiku # 22802, October 18, 2002 8:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
leave my crotch alone
it has wisdom beyond you
threesome with granny now
Haiku # 22801, October 18, 2002 8:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
grandpa you loser
you have very limpy crotch
granny is my ho!
Haiku # 22800, October 18, 2002 8:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
granny has good tits
please dont take for granted
you'll regret it soon
Haiku # 22799, October 18, 2002 8:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
grandma loves the best
i love her granny tantra
she never says no
Haiku # 22798, October 18, 2002 8:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
dont call me a whore
my daddy does it the best
he knows no rehab
Haiku # 22797, October 18, 2002 8:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
help me find the rock
sexy women go away
rehab's where you score
Haiku # 22796, October 18, 2002 8:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
all this crack arent you
feeling a little strung out
i run a rehab
Haiku # 22795, October 18, 2002 8:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
exclamation point
has five syllables and your
mom licks your butt crack
Haiku # 22794, October 18, 2002 8:35 pm ET
by ha
are you interested
in fiending with mama now
shes home in an hour
Haiku # 22793, October 18, 2002 8:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hey thats not funny
my mom really is on crack
are you her dealer!!
Haiku # 22792, October 18, 2002 8:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
your mamas on crack
this makes you skip wildly
will she share the joy
Haiku # 22791, October 18, 2002 8:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Alamout Black is
good for humping and other
illuminations!
Haiku # 22790, October 18, 2002 8:30 pm ET
by Richard Nixon of Area 33
I am the monkey
i have banana nipples
they are ripe for you
Haiku # 22789, October 18, 2002 8:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the monkey nipple
hard on cue overflowing
is this monkey you?
Haiku # 22788, October 18, 2002 8:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i am a weirdo
i like hairy backed women
they explode my mind
Haiku # 22787, October 18, 2002 8:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hairy cocks rebelling
freaky rebels eating goat
yes this moment rules
Haiku # 22786, October 18, 2002 8:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
roomates are freaky
dylan has a boner now
he like sheep balls now
Haiku # 22785, October 18, 2002 8:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Jesus, I've been bad
I just humped an alien
and humped it again
Haiku # 22784, October 18, 2002 8:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
blubber and duck tape
light a fart and boil to taste
exstacy awaits!!
Haiku # 22783, October 18, 2002 8:18 pm ET
by John Kennedy of here
my girl likes to fart
because she drinks otter milk
imaginary
Haiku # 22782, October 18, 2002 8:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the key to discord
jam your navel with butter
monkey come monkey
Haiku # 22781, October 18, 2002 8:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
girl farts in the wind
love hides from big explosions
please use the bideg
Haiku # 22780, October 18, 2002 8:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my sin is larfy
my mouth is like a donut
I am high on fruit
Haiku # 22779, October 18, 2002 8:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
party in my pants
make me come like a dolphin
I am hung well hung
Haiku # 22778, October 18, 2002 8:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you go nuts it' true
when nuns get naked in school
or just school boy dreams
Haiku # 22777, October 18, 2002 8:12 pm ET
by John Dillinger of Mad Dog, TX
stuck in haiku world
one drop two drop three drop more
is there good haiku?
Haiku # 22776, October 18, 2002 8:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
that was really cool
I don't have red pubic hair though
the universe knows
Haiku # 22775, October 18, 2002 8:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ed harris for god
i love to suck him all day
i have a boner
Haiku # 22774, October 18, 2002 8:07 pm ET
by ed harris
silly d and wink
lovers and long limbed freaks
love funky aliens
Haiku # 22773, October 18, 2002 6:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
pocket on my pants
unzip it motherfucker
try, try, try, try -try?
Haiku # 22772, October 18, 2002 6:12 pm ET
by robert smith of san francisco
furry fluffy fun
found two-tone hair in my teeth
rarr-rar wokkie love
Haiku # 22771, October 18, 2002 6:09 pm ET
by robert smith of san francisco
American men
whose arms are rather too short
never play pro-ball
Haiku # 22770, October 18, 2002 5:51 pm ET
by never play pro-ball WELL
short-armed people shoot
long-armed weapons just as well
as anyone else
Haiku # 22769, October 18, 2002 5:48 pm ET
by (unfortunately)
Gramps used to call'em
"arm shorts" back in the old days
Confused, we shot him.

Haiku # 22768, October 18, 2002 5:46 pm ET
by onjaysun
short armed people need
the love of the long armed
and a good spanking
Haiku # 22767, October 18, 2002 4:26 pm ET
by winky
Short armed people would
Fit in tyrannosaurus
suits at ,Lost World Park,
Haiku # 22766, October 18, 2002 4:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Veggie Bald Eagle
umm, tastes just like the real thing
Can i have seconds?
Haiku # 22765, October 18, 2002 4:22 pm ET
by psybo of earth
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