Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

To the red rooster
Who did peck upon my balls
You taste good with wine
Haiku # 22845, October 18, 2002 9:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Oh bad haikus you mock
Me in my time of needing
A good old fashioned...
Haiku # 22844, October 18, 2002 9:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my mind is going
my penis is engorged fully
I who fucks all things
Haiku # 22843, October 18, 2002 9:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
are you really free
until you see granny bang
the old red rooster?
Haiku # 22842, October 18, 2002 9:36 pm ET
by H.P. Lovecraft of Maldek
I love to get rimmed
By large black men in green tights
While my daughters watch
Haiku # 22841, October 18, 2002 9:36 pm ET
by Laura Bush
And the pulitzer
For best haiku goes to me
I want to thank you
Haiku # 22840, October 18, 2002 9:34 pm ET
by Stephen Hawken
Words words and more words
And a few more here for fun
And now just one more
Haiku # 22839, October 18, 2002 9:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
submitt you damn goat
i bought this large fist for you
take it and like it
Haiku # 22838, October 18, 2002 9:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Anal probes are good
For clearing out the system
That's what they told me
Haiku # 22837, October 18, 2002 9:31 pm ET
by George Bush
These are too silly
More important things to do
Pass the vibrator
Haiku # 22836, October 18, 2002 9:29 pm ET
by Uncle Sam
Better hide granny
Dylan's on the hunt again
Put her on the roof
Haiku # 22835, October 18, 2002 9:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sometimes horny but
my cock is so hard it spurts
too much yohimbe!!
Haiku # 22834, October 18, 2002 9:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sex therapy is
fun can i bring my large
vibrator this time
Haiku # 22833, October 18, 2002 9:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
help me find my balls
maybe in your vagina
exstacy awaits
Haiku # 22832, October 18, 2002 9:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm late for orgy
Can I get a ride there please
I'll bring the bat milk
Haiku # 22831, October 18, 2002 9:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
just in case you knew
justin doesn't have the balls
to haiku with you!!!
Haiku # 22830, October 18, 2002 9:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sex sex and more sex
Sounded like a great idea
But now I'm so sore
Haiku # 22829, October 18, 2002 9:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my yoga master
tells me to lick your yoni
mother still on crack??
Haiku # 22828, October 18, 2002 9:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
justin find my clit
no its not on my stomach
silly boy its here
Haiku # 22827, October 18, 2002 9:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Put you in a chair
and shave your balls 'till they're smooth
exstacy awaits
Haiku # 22826, October 18, 2002 9:23 pm ET
by armaldylo
We all need so much
To survive these days it seems
Partying will help!
Haiku # 22825, October 18, 2002 9:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
And they came to earth
With such high expectations
But then they met me
Haiku # 22824, October 18, 2002 9:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
spanking my roomates
brings lusty cocks over more soon
dont forget champagne
Haiku # 22823, October 18, 2002 9:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hot alien love
please bring it on hard and fast
i hope they bring probes
Haiku # 22822, October 18, 2002 9:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hot girl yoga nite
everyone has a dream to
fullfill bring condoms
Haiku # 22821, October 18, 2002 9:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
help my tits ache hard
brillo pads usually work well
also bring band-aids
Haiku # 22820, October 18, 2002 9:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
bad sex smack and a
good whore is all i need to
have mad fun tonite
Haiku # 22819, October 18, 2002 9:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yes shave my balls
it makes eating you more fun
take that cross off now!
Haiku # 22818, October 18, 2002 9:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
oil spills can be fun
you and grandpas cocks
speak magic words now
Haiku # 22817, October 18, 2002 8:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
grandma, boner, lube
I wonder what to do know
Yes, I'll rim grandma
Haiku # 22816, October 18, 2002 8:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
darling billy bob,
you are doing just fine
now please pass the lube
Haiku # 22815, October 18, 2002 8:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
granny, how to please thee?
you've known so many big cocks
i'm little in you
Haiku # 22814, October 18, 2002 8:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
oooh granny please
insert the dildo quickly
granpas anxious now
Haiku # 22813, October 18, 2002 8:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have extra balls
my balls are in her mouth though
mom thinks I'm not weird
Haiku # 22812, October 18, 2002 8:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
aunt matilda is
coming over too she will
have good sex toys
Haiku # 22811, October 18, 2002 8:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
grandma hits the pipe
I love it when she's blasted
then we get it on :)
Haiku # 22810, October 18, 2002 8:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
help someone call bob
im about to cum very hard
this feeling is gold
Haiku # 22809, October 18, 2002 8:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
grandma "squirts" on me
I wonder if she eats meat.
Weird, but hot I think
Haiku # 22808, October 18, 2002 8:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
listen billy bob
the resraints aint tight enough
sit back and enjoy
Haiku # 22807, October 18, 2002 8:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
thanks for the kind words
grandma, you are so loving.
Will you untie me now?
Haiku # 22806, October 18, 2002 8:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
granny and the sheep
we's gonna be rich now
good work little boy
Haiku # 22805, October 18, 2002 8:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the ho of all ho's
granny straddling the sheep
baaah little black sheep
Haiku # 22804, October 18, 2002 8:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
please bring your sheep bob
he likes to make granny porn
this family is tight
Haiku # 22803, October 18, 2002 8:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
three way with granny
never knew she like d.p.
family growth is great
Haiku # 22802, October 18, 2002 8:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
leave my crotch alone
it has wisdom beyond you
threesome with granny now
Haiku # 22801, October 18, 2002 8:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
grandpa you loser
you have very limpy crotch
granny is my ho!
Haiku # 22800, October 18, 2002 8:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
granny has good tits
please dont take for granted
you'll regret it soon
Haiku # 22799, October 18, 2002 8:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
grandma loves the best
i love her granny tantra
she never says no
Haiku # 22798, October 18, 2002 8:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
dont call me a whore
my daddy does it the best
he knows no rehab
Haiku # 22797, October 18, 2002 8:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
help me find the rock
sexy women go away
rehab's where you score
Haiku # 22796, October 18, 2002 8:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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