Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Cock boogers and yeast
flow with the merry prankster
Rub yourself lightly
Haiku # 22866, October 18, 2002 10:02 pm ET
by Ken Kesey
her cunt was so tight
it could make a dumb man talk
and a blind man see
Haiku # 22865, October 18, 2002 10:01 pm ET
by Howling Wolfgang Mozart
crotch rot is hot
please dont shower today
mmmm time for dinner
Haiku # 22864, October 18, 2002 10:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sex with bald eagles
can make a dead man sing
cum join in the fun
Haiku # 22863, October 18, 2002 9:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
bend over spanky
iwant to ram this huge stick
up your tight ass now
Haiku # 22862, October 18, 2002 9:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
lick me jesus
i want to see god hes hot
i think i cum now
Haiku # 22861, October 18, 2002 9:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i must stop balls blue
but haiku with out you sucks
dream of your digits
Haiku # 22860, October 18, 2002 9:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Single White Female
seeks a gentle, small-cocked horse
for private fucking
Haiku # 22859, October 18, 2002 9:51 pm ET
by Prescott Bush
the other guy here
has to go, but in my pants
the Cock rages on...
Haiku # 22858, October 18, 2002 9:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why nasty Haiku?
Is this what Jesus would do?
Repent--suck his cock!
Haiku # 22857, October 18, 2002 9:48 pm ET
by Bill Graham in association with SATAN
And there was silence
For eternity it seemed
Cause I have to go
Haiku # 22856, October 18, 2002 9:48 pm ET
by the other guy
As if that wasn't
bad enough, you had to pour some
goat cum in my mouth
Haiku # 22855, October 18, 2002 9:46 pm ET
by Pope John Paul IX
Hey J, fucking cunt
I won't share granny with you
bed sores are a pain!
Haiku # 22854, October 18, 2002 9:46 pm ET
by Billary Clinton
This just in...Listen!
if you learn to fuck sometime
I will blow your job
Haiku # 22853, October 18, 2002 9:45 pm ET
by the plumbers
Hey D what is up
Can you find it in your heart
To share your grandma
Haiku # 22852, October 18, 2002 9:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
One two three four five
Six seven eight and nine ten
Eleven twelve done
Haiku # 22851, October 18, 2002 9:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There's a U F O
It is heading for your crotch
butter lubricates
Haiku # 22850, October 18, 2002 9:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the wine and the balls
but I still can't seem to cum
No biting, grandma!!
Haiku # 22849, October 18, 2002 9:42 pm ET
by Franklin D. Roosevelt
Such beautiful sun
Heralds another evening
Guess it's time to fuck
Haiku # 22848, October 18, 2002 9:42 pm ET
by Julio Inglesias
To the gallows now
Slide it under the muskrat
That sock isn't mine
Haiku # 22847, October 18, 2002 9:40 pm ET
by Sgt. Pepper
dream of a grandma
all night long. Likes to ball
me but not for long
Haiku # 22846, October 18, 2002 9:40 pm ET
by Virile Frank Sullivan
To the red rooster
Who did peck upon my balls
You taste good with wine
Haiku # 22845, October 18, 2002 9:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Oh bad haikus you mock
Me in my time of needing
A good old fashioned...
Haiku # 22844, October 18, 2002 9:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my mind is going
my penis is engorged fully
I who fucks all things
Haiku # 22843, October 18, 2002 9:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
are you really free
until you see granny bang
the old red rooster?
Haiku # 22842, October 18, 2002 9:36 pm ET
by H.P. Lovecraft of Maldek
I love to get rimmed
By large black men in green tights
While my daughters watch
Haiku # 22841, October 18, 2002 9:36 pm ET
by Laura Bush
And the pulitzer
For best haiku goes to me
I want to thank you
Haiku # 22840, October 18, 2002 9:34 pm ET
by Stephen Hawken
Words words and more words
And a few more here for fun
And now just one more
Haiku # 22839, October 18, 2002 9:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
submitt you damn goat
i bought this large fist for you
take it and like it
Haiku # 22838, October 18, 2002 9:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Anal probes are good
For clearing out the system
That's what they told me
Haiku # 22837, October 18, 2002 9:31 pm ET
by George Bush
These are too silly
More important things to do
Pass the vibrator
Haiku # 22836, October 18, 2002 9:29 pm ET
by Uncle Sam
Better hide granny
Dylan's on the hunt again
Put her on the roof
Haiku # 22835, October 18, 2002 9:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sometimes horny but
my cock is so hard it spurts
too much yohimbe!!
Haiku # 22834, October 18, 2002 9:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sex therapy is
fun can i bring my large
vibrator this time
Haiku # 22833, October 18, 2002 9:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
help me find my balls
maybe in your vagina
exstacy awaits
Haiku # 22832, October 18, 2002 9:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm late for orgy
Can I get a ride there please
I'll bring the bat milk
Haiku # 22831, October 18, 2002 9:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
just in case you knew
justin doesn't have the balls
to haiku with you!!!
Haiku # 22830, October 18, 2002 9:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sex sex and more sex
Sounded like a great idea
But now I'm so sore
Haiku # 22829, October 18, 2002 9:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my yoga master
tells me to lick your yoni
mother still on crack??
Haiku # 22828, October 18, 2002 9:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
justin find my clit
no its not on my stomach
silly boy its here
Haiku # 22827, October 18, 2002 9:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Put you in a chair
and shave your balls 'till they're smooth
exstacy awaits
Haiku # 22826, October 18, 2002 9:23 pm ET
by armaldylo
We all need so much
To survive these days it seems
Partying will help!
Haiku # 22825, October 18, 2002 9:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
And they came to earth
With such high expectations
But then they met me
Haiku # 22824, October 18, 2002 9:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
spanking my roomates
brings lusty cocks over more soon
dont forget champagne
Haiku # 22823, October 18, 2002 9:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hot alien love
please bring it on hard and fast
i hope they bring probes
Haiku # 22822, October 18, 2002 9:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hot girl yoga nite
everyone has a dream to
fullfill bring condoms
Haiku # 22821, October 18, 2002 9:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
help my tits ache hard
brillo pads usually work well
also bring band-aids
Haiku # 22820, October 18, 2002 9:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
bad sex smack and a
good whore is all i need to
have mad fun tonite
Haiku # 22819, October 18, 2002 9:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yes shave my balls
it makes eating you more fun
take that cross off now!
Haiku # 22818, October 18, 2002 9:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
oil spills can be fun
you and grandpas cocks
speak magic words now
Haiku # 22817, October 18, 2002 8:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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