goats do it better
just ask old bob with the grin
eating my garbage
by Anonymous Poet
let me lick your ass
brown is the color of love
lets get down and eat
by Anonymous Poet
find it in your cock
to fuck me like your gramma
biggest cock i've seen
by simple simon
a haiku a day
to keep crotch boogers away
Nixon sucks good cock
by Barry Goldwater
haiku gross me out
ten ton pussy with no hair
scary to explore...
by Mr. Big Dick
Cock boogers and yeast
flow with the merry prankster
Rub yourself lightly
by Ken Kesey
her cunt was so tight
it could make a dumb man talk
and a blind man see
by Howling Wolfgang Mozart
crotch rot is hot
please dont shower today
mmmm time for dinner
by Anonymous Poet
sex with bald eagles
can make a dead man sing
cum join in the fun
by Anonymous Poet
bend over spanky
iwant to ram this huge stick
up your tight ass now
by Anonymous Poet
lick me jesus
i want to see god hes hot
i think i cum now
by Anonymous Poet
i must stop balls blue
but haiku with out you sucks
dream of your digits
by Anonymous Poet
Single White Female
seeks a gentle, small-cocked horse
for private fucking
by Prescott Bush
the other guy here
has to go, but in my pants
the Cock rages on...
by Anonymous Poet
Why nasty Haiku?
Is this what Jesus would do?
Repent--suck his cock!
by Bill Graham in association with SATAN
And there was silence
For eternity it seemed
Cause I have to go
by the other guy
As if that wasn't
bad enough, you had to pour some
goat cum in my mouth
by Pope John Paul IX
Hey J, fucking cunt
I won't share granny with you
bed sores are a pain!
by Billary Clinton
This just in...Listen!
if you learn to fuck sometime
I will blow your job
by the plumbers
Hey D what is up
Can you find it in your heart
To share your grandma
by Anonymous Poet
One two three four five
Six seven eight and nine ten
Eleven twelve done
by Anonymous Poet
There's a U F O
It is heading for your crotch
butter lubricates
by Anonymous Poet
the wine and the balls
but I still can't seem to cum
No biting, grandma!!
by Franklin D. Roosevelt
Such beautiful sun
Heralds another evening
Guess it's time to fuck
by Julio Inglesias
To the gallows now
Slide it under the muskrat
That sock isn't mine
by Sgt. Pepper
dream of a grandma
all night long. Likes to ball
me but not for long
by Virile Frank Sullivan
To the red rooster
Who did peck upon my balls
You taste good with wine
by Anonymous Poet
Oh bad haikus you mock
Me in my time of needing
A good old fashioned...
by Anonymous Poet
my mind is going
my penis is engorged fully
I who fucks all things
by Anonymous Poet
are you really free
until you see granny bang
the old red rooster?
by H.P. Lovecraft of Maldek
I love to get rimmed
By large black men in green tights
While my daughters watch
by Laura Bush
And the pulitzer
For best haiku goes to me
I want to thank you
by Stephen Hawken
Words words and more words
And a few more here for fun
And now just one more
by Anonymous Poet
submitt you damn goat
i bought this large fist for you
take it and like it
by Anonymous Poet
Anal probes are good
For clearing out the system
That's what they told me
by George Bush
These are too silly
More important things to do
Pass the vibrator
by Uncle Sam
Better hide granny
Dylan's on the hunt again
Put her on the roof
by Anonymous Poet
sometimes horny but
my cock is so hard it spurts
too much yohimbe!!
by Anonymous Poet
sex therapy is
fun can i bring my large
vibrator this time
by Anonymous Poet
help me find my balls
maybe in your vagina
exstacy awaits
by Anonymous Poet
I'm late for orgy
Can I get a ride there please
I'll bring the bat milk
by Anonymous Poet
just in case you knew
justin doesn't have the balls
to haiku with you!!!
by Anonymous Poet
Sex sex and more sex
Sounded like a great idea
But now I'm so sore
by Anonymous Poet
my yoga master
tells me to lick your yoni
mother still on crack??
by Anonymous Poet
justin find my clit
no its not on my stomach
silly boy its here
by Anonymous Poet
Put you in a chair
and shave your balls 'till they're smooth
exstacy awaits
by armaldylo
We all need so much
To survive these days it seems
Partying will help!
by Anonymous Poet
And they came to earth
With such high expectations
But then they met me
by Anonymous Poet
spanking my roomates
brings lusty cocks over more soon
dont forget champagne
by Anonymous Poet
hot alien love
please bring it on hard and fast
i hope they bring probes
by Anonymous Poet
