Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

"simple home business for you"
"loose weight while you sleep"
click delete delete
Haiku # 22893, October 20, 2002 11:57 am ET
by fall bride
amazing x-cam
online casino click here
hate those popup ads
Haiku # 22892, October 20, 2002 11:55 am ET
by fall bride
"check out my pictures"
"refil your toner cartridge"
spam fills my inbox
Haiku # 22891, October 20, 2002 11:55 am ET
by fall bride
close my eyes, dreaming
world's begin, and end
voodoo monkey watches, laughing
Haiku # 22890, October 20, 2002 6:45 am ET
by jim of usa
the women in the yellow wallpaper
looking at me
prevents me from eating my cookie
Haiku # 22889, October 20, 2002 2:00 am ET
by hefferovic of istanbul
I first read Jane Eyre,
then compared it with Vanity Fair
got zero in the exam
Haiku # 22888, October 20, 2002 1:55 am ET
by hefferovic of istanbul
chrysanthemum blooms
flowering upon stone steps
seeking autumn's sun
Haiku # 22887, October 19, 2002 10:30 pm ET
by trish
dark silence broken
falling on dusty pathways
late October rain
Haiku # 22886, October 19, 2002 9:24 pm ET
by Sean
another new moon
deepest velvet sky assailed
shot with pristine light
Haiku # 22885, October 19, 2002 8:59 pm ET
by CA to MA
ethereal lamp
moon is blown across the bay
leaves a silver trail
Haiku # 22884, October 19, 2002 8:29 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
scanning bad haiku
looking for the best of bad
ignoring the smut
Haiku # 22883, October 19, 2002 8:12 pm ET
by Asian Spice
Act as if the whole
world depends on intentions
and know that it does.
Haiku # 22882, October 19, 2002 6:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
write a bad haiku
then submit a bad haiku
read haiku at last
Haiku # 22881, October 19, 2002 2:10 pm ET
by Haiku Dude
When night falls again
I shall embark upon you
Oops, that's the wrong hole
Haiku # 22880, October 19, 2002 2:08 pm ET
by Shakespeare
come she said. who me?
I said. yes, she said.
thanks for the blowjob
Haiku # 22879, October 19, 2002 2:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
In the glow of screen
Hark, upon the web horizon
Pixels make no sense
Haiku # 22878, October 19, 2002 2:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bend over and take it
Squeal like a baby chipmonk
Now bark horny frog
Haiku # 22877, October 19, 2002 2:03 pm ET
by Paul Oakenfold
Whispering flowers
soothe mine aching balls
as water, flow smooth again
Haiku # 22876, October 19, 2002 2:01 pm ET
by Reginald T. Winthrope
Your butt smells like... like...
I'm trying to remember
Oh yeah, your grandma
Haiku # 22875, October 19, 2002 2:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
d'oh!
Haiku # 22874, October 19, 2002 1:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Another bad haiku
Where do all of these come from
And where do they go?
Haiku # 22873, October 19, 2002 1:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Stop fucking around
This is really serious
Art in sublime rhythm
Haiku # 22872, October 19, 2002 1:57 pm ET
by Sammy
goats do it better
just ask old bob with the grin
eating my garbage
Haiku # 22871, October 19, 2002 1:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
let me lick your ass
brown is the color of love
lets get down and eat
Haiku # 22870, October 19, 2002 1:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
find it in your cock
to fuck me like your gramma
biggest cock i've seen
Haiku # 22869, October 18, 2002 10:06 pm ET
by simple simon
a haiku a day
to keep crotch boogers away
Nixon sucks good cock
Haiku # 22868, October 18, 2002 10:04 pm ET
by Barry Goldwater
haiku gross me out
ten ton pussy with no hair
scary to explore...
Haiku # 22867, October 18, 2002 10:03 pm ET
by Mr. Big Dick
Cock boogers and yeast
flow with the merry prankster
Rub yourself lightly
Haiku # 22866, October 18, 2002 10:02 pm ET
by Ken Kesey
her cunt was so tight
it could make a dumb man talk
and a blind man see
Haiku # 22865, October 18, 2002 10:01 pm ET
by Howling Wolfgang Mozart
crotch rot is hot
please dont shower today
mmmm time for dinner
Haiku # 22864, October 18, 2002 10:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sex with bald eagles
can make a dead man sing
cum join in the fun
Haiku # 22863, October 18, 2002 9:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
bend over spanky
iwant to ram this huge stick
up your tight ass now
Haiku # 22862, October 18, 2002 9:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
lick me jesus
i want to see god hes hot
i think i cum now
Haiku # 22861, October 18, 2002 9:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i must stop balls blue
but haiku with out you sucks
dream of your digits
Haiku # 22860, October 18, 2002 9:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Single White Female
seeks a gentle, small-cocked horse
for private fucking
Haiku # 22859, October 18, 2002 9:51 pm ET
by Prescott Bush
the other guy here
has to go, but in my pants
the Cock rages on...
Haiku # 22858, October 18, 2002 9:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why nasty Haiku?
Is this what Jesus would do?
Repent--suck his cock!
Haiku # 22857, October 18, 2002 9:48 pm ET
by Bill Graham in association with SATAN
And there was silence
For eternity it seemed
Cause I have to go
Haiku # 22856, October 18, 2002 9:48 pm ET
by the other guy
As if that wasn't
bad enough, you had to pour some
goat cum in my mouth
Haiku # 22855, October 18, 2002 9:46 pm ET
by Pope John Paul IX
Hey J, fucking cunt
I won't share granny with you
bed sores are a pain!
Haiku # 22854, October 18, 2002 9:46 pm ET
by Billary Clinton
This just in...Listen!
if you learn to fuck sometime
I will blow your job
Haiku # 22853, October 18, 2002 9:45 pm ET
by the plumbers
Hey D what is up
Can you find it in your heart
To share your grandma
Haiku # 22852, October 18, 2002 9:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
One two three four five
Six seven eight and nine ten
Eleven twelve done
Haiku # 22851, October 18, 2002 9:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There's a U F O
It is heading for your crotch
butter lubricates
Haiku # 22850, October 18, 2002 9:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the wine and the balls
but I still can't seem to cum
No biting, grandma!!
Haiku # 22849, October 18, 2002 9:42 pm ET
by Franklin D. Roosevelt
Such beautiful sun
Heralds another evening
Guess it's time to fuck
Haiku # 22848, October 18, 2002 9:42 pm ET
by Julio Inglesias
To the gallows now
Slide it under the muskrat
That sock isn't mine
Haiku # 22847, October 18, 2002 9:40 pm ET
by Sgt. Pepper
dream of a grandma
all night long. Likes to ball
me but not for long
Haiku # 22846, October 18, 2002 9:40 pm ET
by Virile Frank Sullivan
To the red rooster
Who did peck upon my balls
You taste good with wine
Haiku # 22845, October 18, 2002 9:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Oh bad haikus you mock
Me in my time of needing
A good old fashioned...
Haiku # 22844, October 18, 2002 9:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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