Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #22928
Inside the kitchen
Resting on red-tarnished wood
My bloody blender
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Plastic worn yellow
Blades kept knife-slash sharp
Honored death relic
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Now it roars to life
Grinding chewing flesh and bone
To smooth chunky pulp
Haiku #22928
Posted: October 22, 2002 4:00 am ET
Poet & location: funerot of Seattle, WA