Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

It might be the poo
Since poo is the center of all
god sent amusement
Haiku # 22989, October 24, 2002 12:10 pm ET
by Solace of MI
Oh how I love them
Messy drippings on my face
I think it's the sauce
Haiku # 22988, October 24, 2002 12:08 pm ET
by Solace of MI
and you too mox
Haiku # 22987, October 24, 2002 11:39 am ET
by ronin
.........distribution lines
hanging beyond the palm trees
......bright full moon ahead
Haiku # 22986, October 24, 2002 11:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of fuckyouashfuckoffkfuckingscottfuckyourselfAP
that's quite a nice site
although it doesn't compare
to this one, mistress
Haiku # 22985, October 24, 2002 4:33 am ET
by scotch
I went to a site
And became a vampire
Oh to have this blood!
Haiku # 22984, October 23, 2002 7:39 pm ET
by WK
i prefer pink parts
they are ever so tender
scented with hormones
Haiku # 22983, October 23, 2002 5:48 pm ET
by ap
Fat little piggies,
Squished into sensible shoes,
To sniff them, divine.
Haiku # 22982, October 23, 2002 5:01 pm ET
by titus wong
Dishwater blonde hair
Pink lipstick, fingernails
Are her toes pink too?
Haiku # 22981, October 23, 2002 4:47 pm ET
by titus wong
Titty waitress grins,
"So you'll be having the same?"
She's a cutie gal!
Haiku # 22980, October 23, 2002 4:31 pm ET
by titus wong
darcy or edward
fitzwilliam or rochester
hard to chose between
Haiku # 22979, October 23, 2002 4:28 pm ET
by hefferovic
Yahoo! oh Yahoo!
what would I do without you
maybe read a book
Haiku # 22978, October 23, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by fancysamlong of Chicago
Sometimes my eyes close
Hear the machine sounds collide
Why do I work here?
Haiku # 22977, October 23, 2002 4:18 pm ET
by fancysamlong of chicago
Oh captain pooper
How your litter box a mess
All abandon ship!!
Haiku # 22976, October 23, 2002 4:12 pm ET
by fancysamlong of Chicago
taming the tiger?
"Life of Pi", by Yann Martel
Booker Prize winner
Haiku # 22975, October 23, 2002 3:49 pm ET
by anyone read this r us
old magnolia weeps
standing alone in the wind
October's leaving
Haiku # 22974, October 23, 2002 2:18 pm ET
by Boston gal
Haiku oh haiku
I wish I could write you good
mine all seem to suck!
Haiku # 22973, October 23, 2002 1:59 pm ET
by some internet chick
for almost six years
and some twenty-three thousand
shitloads of haiku
Haiku # 22972, October 23, 2002 8:09 am ET
by ash
bibble bibble bibble
booby bing bong
a cup of coffee
Haiku # 22971, October 23, 2002 3:11 am ET
by peter searle the younger of Australia
The Neon Bible sparks
Renaissance in John K. Toole
Alas, a burned-out bulb
Haiku # 22970, October 23, 2002 2:40 am ET
by Kurvanas
Cheaply drawn and scribed
But what genius it was to
Name a bear, Boo-boo
Haiku # 22969, October 22, 2002 5:43 pm ET
by titus wong
More a disciple
Of Hanna Barbera's school
Sheriff Bing-bing-bing!
Haiku # 22968, October 22, 2002 5:39 pm ET
by titus wong
What to do with Taz?
Is it A.D.D. or Do
we need a time-out?
Haiku # 22967, October 22, 2002 5:33 pm ET
by onjaysun (guess who just got the Cartoon Network)
Speedy's Gardening
Can mow your lawn twice as fast
as competitors.
Haiku # 22966, October 22, 2002 5:32 pm ET
by onjaysun
Mr. LePew, "No"
does mean "No"! Doesn't matter
how white her stripe is.
Haiku # 22965, October 22, 2002 5:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I know this is hard
Tweety, but did Sylvester
ever touch your puddy?
Haiku # 22964, October 22, 2002 5:31 pm ET
by onjaysun
Mr. Runner and
Coyote, Please welcome to
Couples Counseling.
Haiku # 22963, October 22, 2002 5:30 pm ET
by onjaysun
D.Duck: Please take (two)
every (8) hours until
daffiness subsides.
Haiku # 22962, October 22, 2002 5:30 pm ET
by onjaysun
Next on Springer show
cross-dressing rabbits and the
Elmers who love them
Haiku # 22961, October 22, 2002 5:29 pm ET
by onjaysun
Looney Tunes '02
I'm Porky and I stutter
Hi Hi Hi Porky!
Haiku # 22960, October 22, 2002 5:29 pm ET
by onjaysun
Good thesis topic
The therapeutic effect
Of a wet dog nose
Haiku # 22959, October 22, 2002 5:09 pm ET
by titus wong
Dog nudges my leg
Tickles my toes with his tongue
Someone wants a walk
Haiku # 22958, October 22, 2002 5:04 pm ET
by titus wong
Dog nudges my leg
Tickles my toes his tongue
Someone wants a walk
Haiku # 22957, October 22, 2002 5:02 pm ET
by titus wong
Man am I pissy
Network crashed on me again
Sure could use a jay
Haiku # 22956, October 22, 2002 4:50 pm ET
by titus wong
"You have got mail"
Prolly more spam to irk me
Fuck a duck, X-12
Haiku # 22955, October 22, 2002 4:48 pm ET
by titus wong
Modems screaming to
Negotiate a handshake
Login, already!
Haiku # 22954, October 22, 2002 4:43 pm ET
by titus wong
chicken lo mein, no
fried kitty over easy
yes, it is all true
Haiku # 22953, October 22, 2002 3:18 pm ET
by smallchange81
angry parakeet
screams in my ear, in my back
big blue-white foghorn
Haiku # 22952, October 22, 2002 3:14 pm ET
by smallchange81
oh what great big pile
oh what great brown stinking pile
flush brings big stink end
Haiku # 22951, October 22, 2002 3:09 pm ET
by smallchange81 of withthebatsinmybelfry
poopy poopy poo
pee doo so much poopy don't
know what I can do
Haiku # 22950, October 22, 2002 2:57 pm ET
by smallchange81 of nowheresville
I am gone for now
but have no fear, cuz I know
I will be back soon
Haiku # 22949, October 22, 2002 1:25 pm ET
by some internet chick
Of course we all know
what I just wrote is way wrong
cuz I NEVER think!!
Haiku # 22948, October 22, 2002 1:22 pm ET
by some internet chick
Alone here I sit
no one to write haikus with
I think I will leave
Haiku # 22947, October 22, 2002 1:13 pm ET
by some internet chick
He is gone for now
writing bad haikus no more
about nasty poo
Haiku # 22946, October 22, 2002 1:12 pm ET
by some internet chick
Have you ran away
Did you go to Taco Bell
What about Bloating?
Haiku # 22945, October 22, 2002 12:58 pm ET
by some internet chick
I just dont get it
OH, what is it with all mens
obsession with POO
Haiku # 22944, October 22, 2002 12:52 pm ET
by some internet chick
Ah how I've missed you
as you write all your haikus
about your poopy
Haiku # 22943, October 22, 2002 12:50 pm ET
by some internet chick
number of posts fade
It's how many times you say
shit shit shit shit shit
Haiku # 22942, October 22, 2002 12:38 pm ET
by Solace of MI
This you must accept
men are men, women are too
and poo is still poo
Haiku # 22941, October 22, 2002 12:31 pm ET
by Soalce of MI
dead men can't buy things
consume excessive warm beer
or pee standing up
Haiku # 22940, October 22, 2002 12:28 pm ET
by Solace of MI
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