Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Hungover so bad
Poured coffee in sugar bowl
Brushed teeth with Ben Gay
Haiku # 23004, October 26, 2002 2:47 pm ET
by titus wong
fall in New England
feels alot like spring today
rainy. wet and mild
Haiku # 23003, October 26, 2002 11:25 am ET
by weather forecasters r us
fresh banana cake
cold winds after bushfire smoke
summer on the way
Haiku # 23002, October 26, 2002 12:47 am ET
by ash
The leaves start to change
As fall sets in Wisconsin
colors so pretty
Haiku # 23001, October 25, 2002 8:51 pm ET
by some internet chick
.strained quotation of
a queer poet or writer
...hardly impresses
Haiku # 23000, October 25, 2002 7:24 pm ET
by ronin of harumph
Zip up my knapsack
Switch the phone to voice mail
I'm off to the bars!
Haiku # 22999, October 25, 2002 5:45 pm ET
by titus wong
Gaiety sparks anew
Work week's end brings fresh reprieve
Time to get wasted
Haiku # 22998, October 25, 2002 5:40 pm ET
by titus wong
Tonight, a special
Survivor...feed your tribe, get
all Alda.....See ya!
Haiku # 22997, October 25, 2002 12:10 pm ET
by onjaysun
finally Robb OFF
good proverb: "empty barrels
make the most noise"
Haiku # 22996, October 24, 2002 9:02 pm ET
by not a survivor is he
yeah, amazing race
doesn't say much for Harvard
useless law degree
Haiku # 22995, October 24, 2002 7:36 pm ET
by common sense... NOT
oh my! socking fuck
I sees the look has changes!
great job haiku man!
Haiku # 22994, October 24, 2002 7:09 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
swinging a dull blade
stumbling into town, crazed
and dribbling dots....
Haiku # 22993, October 24, 2002 6:47 pm ET
by scotch (they have shots for that)
amazing race 3
news break-in, saw law chicks lose
but didn't know how

"Go to the WEB, son"
Oh, they took a taxi, now
they are in contempt!
Haiku # 22992, October 24, 2002 5:13 pm ET
by onjaysun
happy birthday you
bob jones get your party on
wear your birthday suit.
Haiku # 22991, October 24, 2002 3:59 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
don't you all know that
poo can easily be found
hundred acre woods
Haiku # 22990, October 24, 2002 3:56 pm ET
by Christopher Robin
It might be the poo
Since poo is the center of all
god sent amusement
Haiku # 22989, October 24, 2002 12:10 pm ET
by Solace of MI
Oh how I love them
Messy drippings on my face
I think it's the sauce
Haiku # 22988, October 24, 2002 12:08 pm ET
by Solace of MI
and you too mox
Haiku # 22987, October 24, 2002 11:39 am ET
by ronin
.........distribution lines
hanging beyond the palm trees
......bright full moon ahead
Haiku # 22986, October 24, 2002 11:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of fuckyouashfuckoffkfuckingscottfuckyourselfAP
that's quite a nice site
although it doesn't compare
to this one, mistress
Haiku # 22985, October 24, 2002 4:33 am ET
by scotch
I went to a site
And became a vampire
Oh to have this blood!
Haiku # 22984, October 23, 2002 7:39 pm ET
by WK
i prefer pink parts
they are ever so tender
scented with hormones
Haiku # 22983, October 23, 2002 5:48 pm ET
by ap
Fat little piggies,
Squished into sensible shoes,
To sniff them, divine.
Haiku # 22982, October 23, 2002 5:01 pm ET
by titus wong
Dishwater blonde hair
Pink lipstick, fingernails
Are her toes pink too?
Haiku # 22981, October 23, 2002 4:47 pm ET
by titus wong
Titty waitress grins,
"So you'll be having the same?"
She's a cutie gal!
Haiku # 22980, October 23, 2002 4:31 pm ET
by titus wong
darcy or edward
fitzwilliam or rochester
hard to chose between
Haiku # 22979, October 23, 2002 4:28 pm ET
by hefferovic
Yahoo! oh Yahoo!
what would I do without you
maybe read a book
Haiku # 22978, October 23, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by fancysamlong of Chicago
Sometimes my eyes close
Hear the machine sounds collide
Why do I work here?
Haiku # 22977, October 23, 2002 4:18 pm ET
by fancysamlong of chicago
Oh captain pooper
How your litter box a mess
All abandon ship!!
Haiku # 22976, October 23, 2002 4:12 pm ET
by fancysamlong of Chicago
taming the tiger?
"Life of Pi", by Yann Martel
Booker Prize winner
Haiku # 22975, October 23, 2002 3:49 pm ET
by anyone read this r us
old magnolia weeps
standing alone in the wind
October's leaving
Haiku # 22974, October 23, 2002 2:18 pm ET
by Boston gal
Haiku oh haiku
I wish I could write you good
mine all seem to suck!
Haiku # 22973, October 23, 2002 1:59 pm ET
by some internet chick
for almost six years
and some twenty-three thousand
shitloads of haiku
Haiku # 22972, October 23, 2002 8:09 am ET
by ash
bibble bibble bibble
booby bing bong
a cup of coffee
Haiku # 22971, October 23, 2002 3:11 am ET
by peter searle the younger of Australia
The Neon Bible sparks
Renaissance in John K. Toole
Alas, a burned-out bulb
Haiku # 22970, October 23, 2002 2:40 am ET
by Kurvanas
Cheaply drawn and scribed
But what genius it was to
Name a bear, Boo-boo
Haiku # 22969, October 22, 2002 5:43 pm ET
by titus wong
More a disciple
Of Hanna Barbera's school
Sheriff Bing-bing-bing!
Haiku # 22968, October 22, 2002 5:39 pm ET
by titus wong
What to do with Taz?
Is it A.D.D. or Do
we need a time-out?
Haiku # 22967, October 22, 2002 5:33 pm ET
by onjaysun (guess who just got the Cartoon Network)
Speedy's Gardening
Can mow your lawn twice as fast
as competitors.
Haiku # 22966, October 22, 2002 5:32 pm ET
by onjaysun
Mr. LePew, "No"
does mean "No"! Doesn't matter
how white her stripe is.
Haiku # 22965, October 22, 2002 5:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I know this is hard
Tweety, but did Sylvester
ever touch your puddy?
Haiku # 22964, October 22, 2002 5:31 pm ET
by onjaysun
Mr. Runner and
Coyote, Please welcome to
Couples Counseling.
Haiku # 22963, October 22, 2002 5:30 pm ET
by onjaysun
D.Duck: Please take (two)
every (8) hours until
daffiness subsides.
Haiku # 22962, October 22, 2002 5:30 pm ET
by onjaysun
Next on Springer show
cross-dressing rabbits and the
Elmers who love them
Haiku # 22961, October 22, 2002 5:29 pm ET
by onjaysun
Looney Tunes '02
I'm Porky and I stutter
Hi Hi Hi Porky!
Haiku # 22960, October 22, 2002 5:29 pm ET
by onjaysun
Good thesis topic
The therapeutic effect
Of a wet dog nose
Haiku # 22959, October 22, 2002 5:09 pm ET
by titus wong
Dog nudges my leg
Tickles my toes with his tongue
Someone wants a walk
Haiku # 22958, October 22, 2002 5:04 pm ET
by titus wong
Dog nudges my leg
Tickles my toes his tongue
Someone wants a walk
Haiku # 22957, October 22, 2002 5:02 pm ET
by titus wong
Man am I pissy
Network crashed on me again
Sure could use a jay
Haiku # 22956, October 22, 2002 4:50 pm ET
by titus wong
"You have got mail"
Prolly more spam to irk me
Fuck a duck, X-12
Haiku # 22955, October 22, 2002 4:48 pm ET
by titus wong
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