Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

internet chick's age?
my guess is that she's about
ten or twelve years old
Haiku # 23017, October 27, 2002 2:21 pm ET
by I. Q. 80...possibly
OPPSSS.....

time for me to go
OFF togo trick or treating
I WANT SOME CANDY!
Haiku # 23016, October 27, 2002 1:36 pm ET
by some internet chick
time for me to go
of togo trick or treating
I WANT SOME CANDY!
Haiku # 23015, October 27, 2002 1:36 pm ET
by some internet chick
brief spell of fair wind
nature's final epilogue
masquerades as spring
Haiku # 23014, October 27, 2002 1:21 pm ET
by Boston gal
popular vices
haiku writings on the net
graffiti wisdoms
Haiku # 23013, October 27, 2002 1:10 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
keen eye and bold heart
vantage high and clear reveals
what up close is hid
Haiku # 23012, October 27, 2002 1:07 pm ET
by Jack O. Lantern
jack-o-lantern grins
menacingly stares and waits
has a special treat

Haiku # 23011, October 27, 2002 1:02 pm ET
by guess who
simply counting beats
and having nothing to say
internet chick's way
Haiku # 23010, October 27, 2002 12:52 pm ET
by YAWN
dear internet chick
some things just need to be shared
what's interesting
Haiku # 23009, October 27, 2002 12:45 pm ET
by is sometimes better than what is stifling correct
Its trick or treat time
small kids begging for candy
Happy Halloween
Haiku # 23008, October 27, 2002 12:28 pm ET
by some internet chick
Submit your haikus
you must always remember
there FIVE SEVEN FIVE
Haiku # 23007, October 27, 2002 12:23 pm ET
by some internet chick
when you want to shit in ease
place your elbows on your knees
put your hands against your chin
let a fart and then begin
Haiku # 23006, October 27, 2002 10:34 am ET
by no one does graffiti better than an American
brushed teeth with Ben Gay
showered with Pam cooking spray
yes, I'm truly bi
Haiku # 23005, October 26, 2002 6:43 pm ET
by guess who
Hungover so bad
Poured coffee in sugar bowl
Brushed teeth with Ben Gay
Haiku # 23004, October 26, 2002 2:47 pm ET
by titus wong
fall in New England
feels alot like spring today
rainy. wet and mild
Haiku # 23003, October 26, 2002 11:25 am ET
by weather forecasters r us
fresh banana cake
cold winds after bushfire smoke
summer on the way
Haiku # 23002, October 26, 2002 12:47 am ET
by ash
The leaves start to change
As fall sets in Wisconsin
colors so pretty
Haiku # 23001, October 25, 2002 8:51 pm ET
by some internet chick
.strained quotation of
a queer poet or writer
...hardly impresses
Haiku # 23000, October 25, 2002 7:24 pm ET
by ronin of harumph
Zip up my knapsack
Switch the phone to voice mail
I'm off to the bars!
Haiku # 22999, October 25, 2002 5:45 pm ET
by titus wong
Gaiety sparks anew
Work week's end brings fresh reprieve
Time to get wasted
Haiku # 22998, October 25, 2002 5:40 pm ET
by titus wong
Tonight, a special
Survivor...feed your tribe, get
all Alda.....See ya!
Haiku # 22997, October 25, 2002 12:10 pm ET
by onjaysun
finally Robb OFF
good proverb: "empty barrels
make the most noise"
Haiku # 22996, October 24, 2002 9:02 pm ET
by not a survivor is he
yeah, amazing race
doesn't say much for Harvard
useless law degree
Haiku # 22995, October 24, 2002 7:36 pm ET
by common sense... NOT
oh my! socking fuck
I sees the look has changes!
great job haiku man!
Haiku # 22994, October 24, 2002 7:09 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
swinging a dull blade
stumbling into town, crazed
and dribbling dots....
Haiku # 22993, October 24, 2002 6:47 pm ET
by scotch (they have shots for that)
amazing race 3
news break-in, saw law chicks lose
but didn't know how

"Go to the WEB, son"
Oh, they took a taxi, now
they are in contempt!
Haiku # 22992, October 24, 2002 5:13 pm ET
by onjaysun
happy birthday you
bob jones get your party on
wear your birthday suit.
Haiku # 22991, October 24, 2002 3:59 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
don't you all know that
poo can easily be found
hundred acre woods
Haiku # 22990, October 24, 2002 3:56 pm ET
by Christopher Robin
It might be the poo
Since poo is the center of all
god sent amusement
Haiku # 22989, October 24, 2002 12:10 pm ET
by Solace of MI
Oh how I love them
Messy drippings on my face
I think it's the sauce
Haiku # 22988, October 24, 2002 12:08 pm ET
by Solace of MI
and you too mox
Haiku # 22987, October 24, 2002 11:39 am ET
by ronin
.........distribution lines
hanging beyond the palm trees
......bright full moon ahead
Haiku # 22986, October 24, 2002 11:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of fuckyouashfuckoffkfuckingscottfuckyourselfAP
that's quite a nice site
although it doesn't compare
to this one, mistress
Haiku # 22985, October 24, 2002 4:33 am ET
by scotch
I went to a site
And became a vampire
Oh to have this blood!
Haiku # 22984, October 23, 2002 7:39 pm ET
by WK
i prefer pink parts
they are ever so tender
scented with hormones
Haiku # 22983, October 23, 2002 5:48 pm ET
by ap
Fat little piggies,
Squished into sensible shoes,
To sniff them, divine.
Haiku # 22982, October 23, 2002 5:01 pm ET
by titus wong
Dishwater blonde hair
Pink lipstick, fingernails
Are her toes pink too?
Haiku # 22981, October 23, 2002 4:47 pm ET
by titus wong
Titty waitress grins,
"So you'll be having the same?"
She's a cutie gal!
Haiku # 22980, October 23, 2002 4:31 pm ET
by titus wong
darcy or edward
fitzwilliam or rochester
hard to chose between
Haiku # 22979, October 23, 2002 4:28 pm ET
by hefferovic
Yahoo! oh Yahoo!
what would I do without you
maybe read a book
Haiku # 22978, October 23, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by fancysamlong of Chicago
Sometimes my eyes close
Hear the machine sounds collide
Why do I work here?
Haiku # 22977, October 23, 2002 4:18 pm ET
by fancysamlong of chicago
Oh captain pooper
How your litter box a mess
All abandon ship!!
Haiku # 22976, October 23, 2002 4:12 pm ET
by fancysamlong of Chicago
taming the tiger?
"Life of Pi", by Yann Martel
Booker Prize winner
Haiku # 22975, October 23, 2002 3:49 pm ET
by anyone read this r us
old magnolia weeps
standing alone in the wind
October's leaving
Haiku # 22974, October 23, 2002 2:18 pm ET
by Boston gal
Haiku oh haiku
I wish I could write you good
mine all seem to suck!
Haiku # 22973, October 23, 2002 1:59 pm ET
by some internet chick
for almost six years
and some twenty-three thousand
shitloads of haiku
Haiku # 22972, October 23, 2002 8:09 am ET
by ash
bibble bibble bibble
booby bing bong
a cup of coffee
Haiku # 22971, October 23, 2002 3:11 am ET
by peter searle the younger of Australia
The Neon Bible sparks
Renaissance in John K. Toole
Alas, a burned-out bulb
Haiku # 22970, October 23, 2002 2:40 am ET
by Kurvanas
Cheaply drawn and scribed
But what genius it was to
Name a bear, Boo-boo
Haiku # 22969, October 22, 2002 5:43 pm ET
by titus wong
More a disciple
Of Hanna Barbera's school
Sheriff Bing-bing-bing!
Haiku # 22968, October 22, 2002 5:39 pm ET
by titus wong
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