jack-o-lantern grins
menacingly stares and waits
has a special treat

simply counting beats
and having nothing to say
internet chick's way

dear internet chick
some things just need to be shared
what's interesting

Its trick or treat time
small kids begging for candy
Happy Halloween

Submit your haikus
you must always remember
there FIVE SEVEN FIVE

when you want to shit in ease
place your elbows on your knees
put your hands against your chin
let a fart and then begin

brushed teeth with Ben Gay
showered with Pam cooking spray
yes, I'm truly bi

Hungover so bad
Poured coffee in sugar bowl
Brushed teeth with Ben Gay

fall in New England
feels alot like spring today
rainy. wet and mild

fresh banana cake
cold winds after bushfire smoke
summer on the way

The leaves start to change
As fall sets in Wisconsin
colors so pretty

.strained quotation of
a queer poet or writer
...hardly impresses

Zip up my knapsack
Switch the phone to voice mail
I'm off to the bars!

Gaiety sparks anew
Work week's end brings fresh reprieve
Time to get wasted

Tonight, a special
Survivor...feed your tribe, get
all Alda.....See ya!

finally Robb OFF
good proverb: "empty barrels
make the most noise"

yeah, amazing race
doesn't say much for Harvard
useless law degree

oh my! socking fuck
I sees the look has changes!
great job haiku man!

swinging a dull blade
stumbling into town, crazed
and dribbling dots....

amazing race 3
news break-in, saw law chicks lose
but didn't know how

"Go to the WEB, son"
Oh, they took a taxi, now
they are in contempt!

happy birthday you
bob jones get your party on
wear your birthday suit.

don't you all know that
poo can easily be found
hundred acre woods

It might be the poo
Since poo is the center of all
god sent amusement

Oh how I love them
Messy drippings on my face
I think it's the sauce

and you too mox

.........distribution lines
hanging beyond the palm trees
......bright full moon ahead

that's quite a nice site
although it doesn't compare
to this one, mistress

I went to a site
And became a vampire
Oh to have this blood!

i prefer pink parts
they are ever so tender
scented with hormones

Fat little piggies,
Squished into sensible shoes,
To sniff them, divine.

Dishwater blonde hair
Pink lipstick, fingernails
Are her toes pink too?

Titty waitress grins,
"So you'll be having the same?"
She's a cutie gal!

darcy or edward
fitzwilliam or rochester
hard to chose between

Yahoo! oh Yahoo!
what would I do without you
maybe read a book

Sometimes my eyes close
Hear the machine sounds collide
Why do I work here?

Oh captain pooper
How your litter box a mess
All abandon ship!!

taming the tiger?
"Life of Pi", by Yann Martel
Booker Prize winner

old magnolia weeps
standing alone in the wind
October's leaving

Haiku oh haiku
I wish I could write you good
mine all seem to suck!

for almost six years
and some twenty-three thousand
shitloads of haiku

bibble bibble bibble
booby bing bong
a cup of coffee

The Neon Bible sparks
Renaissance in John K. Toole
Alas, a burned-out bulb

Cheaply drawn and scribed
But what genius it was to
Name a bear, Boo-boo

More a disciple
Of Hanna Barbera's school
Sheriff Bing-bing-bing!

What to do with Taz?
Is it A.D.D. or Do
we need a time-out?

Speedy's Gardening
Can mow your lawn twice as fast
as competitors.

Mr. LePew, "No"
does mean "No"! Doesn't matter
how white her stripe is.

I know this is hard
Tweety, but did Sylvester
ever touch your puddy?

Mr. Runner and
Coyote, Please welcome to
Couples Counseling.

D.Duck: Please take (two)
every (8) hours until
daffiness subsides.