Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

the only good thing
when daylight savings time ends
extra hour with you
Haiku # 23027, October 27, 2002 7:53 pm ET
by serendipity
thirty-one candles
is what was on my last cake
but like to have fun
Haiku # 23026, October 27, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by some internet chick
My age you have asked
I'm much older than you think
but act like a kid
Haiku # 23025, October 27, 2002 3:42 pm ET
by some internet chick
talking to strangers
no big deal - can't get stranger
than this haiku crowd
Haiku # 23024, October 27, 2002 2:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
just for a moment
her soul is revealed then she
quickly shuts her eyes
Haiku # 23023, October 27, 2002 2:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
love arrives and dies
in all disguises we wait
shadows unmasking
Haiku # 23022, October 27, 2002 2:33 pm ET
by trick or treat r us
men just simply stared
football Sunday on t.v.
belching beery shouts
Haiku # 23021, October 27, 2002 2:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
as the women talked
breathing out the taste of wine
nervously touching
Haiku # 23020, October 27, 2002 2:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
many names best catch
has a rhythm can't be beat
haiku acrobat
Haiku # 23019, October 27, 2002 2:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
magna cum laude
e poetess maximus
a literati
Haiku # 23018, October 27, 2002 2:23 pm ET
by guess who
internet chick's age?
my guess is that she's about
ten or twelve years old
Haiku # 23017, October 27, 2002 2:21 pm ET
by I. Q. 80...possibly
OPPSSS.....

time for me to go
OFF togo trick or treating
I WANT SOME CANDY!
Haiku # 23016, October 27, 2002 1:36 pm ET
by some internet chick
time for me to go
of togo trick or treating
I WANT SOME CANDY!
Haiku # 23015, October 27, 2002 1:36 pm ET
by some internet chick
brief spell of fair wind
nature's final epilogue
masquerades as spring
Haiku # 23014, October 27, 2002 1:21 pm ET
by Boston gal
popular vices
haiku writings on the net
graffiti wisdoms
Haiku # 23013, October 27, 2002 1:10 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
keen eye and bold heart
vantage high and clear reveals
what up close is hid
Haiku # 23012, October 27, 2002 1:07 pm ET
by Jack O. Lantern
jack-o-lantern grins
menacingly stares and waits
has a special treat

Haiku # 23011, October 27, 2002 1:02 pm ET
by guess who
simply counting beats
and having nothing to say
internet chick's way
Haiku # 23010, October 27, 2002 12:52 pm ET
by YAWN
dear internet chick
some things just need to be shared
what's interesting
Haiku # 23009, October 27, 2002 12:45 pm ET
by is sometimes better than what is stifling correct
Its trick or treat time
small kids begging for candy
Happy Halloween
Haiku # 23008, October 27, 2002 12:28 pm ET
by some internet chick
Submit your haikus
you must always remember
there FIVE SEVEN FIVE
Haiku # 23007, October 27, 2002 12:23 pm ET
by some internet chick
when you want to shit in ease
place your elbows on your knees
put your hands against your chin
let a fart and then begin
Haiku # 23006, October 27, 2002 10:34 am ET
by no one does graffiti better than an American
brushed teeth with Ben Gay
showered with Pam cooking spray
yes, I'm truly bi
Haiku # 23005, October 26, 2002 6:43 pm ET
by guess who
Hungover so bad
Poured coffee in sugar bowl
Brushed teeth with Ben Gay
Haiku # 23004, October 26, 2002 2:47 pm ET
by titus wong
fall in New England
feels alot like spring today
rainy. wet and mild
Haiku # 23003, October 26, 2002 11:25 am ET
by weather forecasters r us
fresh banana cake
cold winds after bushfire smoke
summer on the way
Haiku # 23002, October 26, 2002 12:47 am ET
by ash
The leaves start to change
As fall sets in Wisconsin
colors so pretty
Haiku # 23001, October 25, 2002 8:51 pm ET
by some internet chick
.strained quotation of
a queer poet or writer
...hardly impresses
Haiku # 23000, October 25, 2002 7:24 pm ET
by ronin of harumph
Zip up my knapsack
Switch the phone to voice mail
I'm off to the bars!
Haiku # 22999, October 25, 2002 5:45 pm ET
by titus wong
Gaiety sparks anew
Work week's end brings fresh reprieve
Time to get wasted
Haiku # 22998, October 25, 2002 5:40 pm ET
by titus wong
Tonight, a special
Survivor...feed your tribe, get
all Alda.....See ya!
Haiku # 22997, October 25, 2002 12:10 pm ET
by onjaysun
finally Robb OFF
good proverb: "empty barrels
make the most noise"
Haiku # 22996, October 24, 2002 9:02 pm ET
by not a survivor is he
yeah, amazing race
doesn't say much for Harvard
useless law degree
Haiku # 22995, October 24, 2002 7:36 pm ET
by common sense... NOT
oh my! socking fuck
I sees the look has changes!
great job haiku man!
Haiku # 22994, October 24, 2002 7:09 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
swinging a dull blade
stumbling into town, crazed
and dribbling dots....
Haiku # 22993, October 24, 2002 6:47 pm ET
by scotch (they have shots for that)
amazing race 3
news break-in, saw law chicks lose
but didn't know how

"Go to the WEB, son"
Oh, they took a taxi, now
they are in contempt!
Haiku # 22992, October 24, 2002 5:13 pm ET
by onjaysun
happy birthday you
bob jones get your party on
wear your birthday suit.
Haiku # 22991, October 24, 2002 3:59 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
don't you all know that
poo can easily be found
hundred acre woods
Haiku # 22990, October 24, 2002 3:56 pm ET
by Christopher Robin
It might be the poo
Since poo is the center of all
god sent amusement
Haiku # 22989, October 24, 2002 12:10 pm ET
by Solace of MI
Oh how I love them
Messy drippings on my face
I think it's the sauce
Haiku # 22988, October 24, 2002 12:08 pm ET
by Solace of MI
and you too mox
Haiku # 22987, October 24, 2002 11:39 am ET
by ronin
.........distribution lines
hanging beyond the palm trees
......bright full moon ahead
Haiku # 22986, October 24, 2002 11:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of fuckyouashfuckoffkfuckingscottfuckyourselfAP
that's quite a nice site
although it doesn't compare
to this one, mistress
Haiku # 22985, October 24, 2002 4:33 am ET
by scotch
I went to a site
And became a vampire
Oh to have this blood!
Haiku # 22984, October 23, 2002 7:39 pm ET
by WK
i prefer pink parts
they are ever so tender
scented with hormones
Haiku # 22983, October 23, 2002 5:48 pm ET
by ap
Fat little piggies,
Squished into sensible shoes,
To sniff them, divine.
Haiku # 22982, October 23, 2002 5:01 pm ET
by titus wong
Dishwater blonde hair
Pink lipstick, fingernails
Are her toes pink too?
Haiku # 22981, October 23, 2002 4:47 pm ET
by titus wong
Titty waitress grins,
"So you'll be having the same?"
She's a cutie gal!
Haiku # 22980, October 23, 2002 4:31 pm ET
by titus wong
darcy or edward
fitzwilliam or rochester
hard to chose between
Haiku # 22979, October 23, 2002 4:28 pm ET
by hefferovic
Yahoo! oh Yahoo!
what would I do without you
maybe read a book
Haiku # 22978, October 23, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by fancysamlong of Chicago
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