Thunder sticks, Rally
monkeys...it's like some bad dream
Wake me up, Dusty

internet cafes
just dont have chairs like this one
nor do aeroplanes

some internet chick
does seem like a mental age
of 12 not 3 1

fuck the angels fuck
the angels fuck the angels
fuck the angels fuck...

the only good thing
when daylight savings time ends
extra hour with you

thirty-one candles
is what was on my last cake
but like to have fun

My age you have asked
I'm much older than you think
but act like a kid

talking to strangers
no big deal - can't get stranger
than this haiku crowd

just for a moment
her soul is revealed then she
quickly shuts her eyes

love arrives and dies
in all disguises we wait
shadows unmasking

men just simply stared
football Sunday on t.v.
belching beery shouts

as the women talked
breathing out the taste of wine
nervously touching

many names best catch
has a rhythm can't be beat
haiku acrobat

magna cum laude
e poetess maximus
a literati

internet chick's age?
my guess is that she's about
ten or twelve years old

OPPSSS.....

time for me to go
OFF togo trick or treating
I WANT SOME CANDY!

time for me to go
of togo trick or treating
I WANT SOME CANDY!

brief spell of fair wind
nature's final epilogue
masquerades as spring

popular vices
haiku writings on the net
graffiti wisdoms

keen eye and bold heart
vantage high and clear reveals
what up close is hid

jack-o-lantern grins
menacingly stares and waits
has a special treat

simply counting beats
and having nothing to say
internet chick's way

dear internet chick
some things just need to be shared
what's interesting

Its trick or treat time
small kids begging for candy
Happy Halloween

Submit your haikus
you must always remember
there FIVE SEVEN FIVE

when you want to shit in ease
place your elbows on your knees
put your hands against your chin
let a fart and then begin

brushed teeth with Ben Gay
showered with Pam cooking spray
yes, I'm truly bi

Hungover so bad
Poured coffee in sugar bowl
Brushed teeth with Ben Gay

fall in New England
feels alot like spring today
rainy. wet and mild

fresh banana cake
cold winds after bushfire smoke
summer on the way

The leaves start to change
As fall sets in Wisconsin
colors so pretty

.strained quotation of
a queer poet or writer
...hardly impresses

Zip up my knapsack
Switch the phone to voice mail
I'm off to the bars!

Gaiety sparks anew
Work week's end brings fresh reprieve
Time to get wasted

Tonight, a special
Survivor...feed your tribe, get
all Alda.....See ya!

finally Robb OFF
good proverb: "empty barrels
make the most noise"

yeah, amazing race
doesn't say much for Harvard
useless law degree

oh my! socking fuck
I sees the look has changes!
great job haiku man!

swinging a dull blade
stumbling into town, crazed
and dribbling dots....

amazing race 3
news break-in, saw law chicks lose
but didn't know how

"Go to the WEB, son"
Oh, they took a taxi, now
they are in contempt!

happy birthday you
bob jones get your party on
wear your birthday suit.

don't you all know that
poo can easily be found
hundred acre woods

It might be the poo
Since poo is the center of all
god sent amusement

Oh how I love them
Messy drippings on my face
I think it's the sauce

and you too mox

.........distribution lines
hanging beyond the palm trees
......bright full moon ahead

that's quite a nice site
although it doesn't compare
to this one, mistress

I went to a site
And became a vampire
Oh to have this blood!

i prefer pink parts
they are ever so tender
scented with hormones

Fat little piggies,
Squished into sensible shoes,
To sniff them, divine.