Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

just remember this
with your head stuck up your ass
all you see is shit
Haiku # 23047, October 28, 2002 1:05 pm ET
by Anonymous oet to internet no talent
and besides that, why
is it you have picked me to
nag and give shit to?
Haiku # 23046, October 28, 2002 12:59 pm ET
by some internet chick
well for your info
I do have a full time job
mind your own business
Haiku # 23045, October 28, 2002 12:57 pm ET
by some internet chick
I love bad Haiku
though one hundred and twenty
is all I have wrote

Under this name that
is what i mean, but under
a different theres more
Haiku # 23044, October 28, 2002 12:55 pm ET
by some internet chick
poetess bearing
many names, nebulous yet
omnipresent
Haiku # 23043, October 28, 2002 12:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet sez thanx
such natural grace
art can only imitate
her tranquility
Haiku # 23042, October 28, 2002 12:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
floating swirling down
gentle death in autumn chill
colors bleed and fade
Haiku # 23041, October 28, 2002 12:50 pm ET
by max
roses left behind
deepest velvet petals crushed
against cold granite
Haiku # 23040, October 28, 2002 12:44 pm ET
by poetess maximus
hearty sarcasm
rustic and original
need some talent here
Haiku # 23039, October 28, 2002 12:36 pm ET
by and give us a break as well
to internet "mom"
sounds like you could use a job
kick your brain in gear
Haiku # 23038, October 28, 2002 12:35 pm ET
by and give your kid a break
Ok I do know
by writing that I will get
some serious shit

Though i like the Pack,
I know you like an other
Who do you Root for????
Haiku # 23037, October 28, 2002 12:34 pm ET
by some internet chick
of course just one
team, that I care if they win
GOOO GREEN BAY PACKERS
Haiku # 23036, October 28, 2002 12:31 pm ET
by some internet chick
hhhmmmmmm guys in tight pants
now thats what I call a sport
yumm! football players ;)
Haiku # 23035, October 28, 2002 12:30 pm ET
by some internet chick
Though Baseball sure sucks
over paid guys in tight pants
oh wait thats football
Haiku # 23034, October 28, 2002 12:27 pm ET
by some internet chick
YES!!!!!!!! the Angels win
its about time that they do
at least its not Bonds!!!!
Haiku # 23033, October 28, 2002 12:24 pm ET
by some internet chick
UMMM EXCUSE ME K
just cuz I like to have fun
doesnt mean mental!!

I am a mother
of a great twelve year old boy
who likes to have fun

just cuz I'm goofy
doenst mean I am mental
its just all in fun
Haiku # 23032, October 28, 2002 12:22 pm ET
by some internet chick
Thunder sticks, Rally
monkeys...it's like some bad dream
Wake me up, Dusty
Haiku # 23031, October 28, 2002 12:17 pm ET
by onjaysun
internet cafes
just dont have chairs like this one
nor do aeroplanes
Haiku # 23030, October 28, 2002 8:49 am ET
by mellie
some internet chick
does seem like a mental age
of 12 not 3 1
Haiku # 23029, October 28, 2002 1:44 am ET
by k
fuck the angels fuck
the angels fuck the angels
fuck the angels fuck...
Haiku # 23028, October 28, 2002 1:43 am ET
by k
the only good thing
when daylight savings time ends
extra hour with you
Haiku # 23027, October 27, 2002 7:53 pm ET
by serendipity
thirty-one candles
is what was on my last cake
but like to have fun
Haiku # 23026, October 27, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by some internet chick
My age you have asked
I'm much older than you think
but act like a kid
Haiku # 23025, October 27, 2002 3:42 pm ET
by some internet chick
talking to strangers
no big deal - can't get stranger
than this haiku crowd
Haiku # 23024, October 27, 2002 2:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
just for a moment
her soul is revealed then she
quickly shuts her eyes
Haiku # 23023, October 27, 2002 2:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
love arrives and dies
in all disguises we wait
shadows unmasking
Haiku # 23022, October 27, 2002 2:33 pm ET
by trick or treat r us
men just simply stared
football Sunday on t.v.
belching beery shouts
Haiku # 23021, October 27, 2002 2:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
as the women talked
breathing out the taste of wine
nervously touching
Haiku # 23020, October 27, 2002 2:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
many names best catch
has a rhythm can't be beat
haiku acrobat
Haiku # 23019, October 27, 2002 2:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
magna cum laude
e poetess maximus
a literati
Haiku # 23018, October 27, 2002 2:23 pm ET
by guess who
internet chick's age?
my guess is that she's about
ten or twelve years old
Haiku # 23017, October 27, 2002 2:21 pm ET
by I. Q. 80...possibly
OPPSSS.....

time for me to go
OFF togo trick or treating
I WANT SOME CANDY!
Haiku # 23016, October 27, 2002 1:36 pm ET
by some internet chick
time for me to go
of togo trick or treating
I WANT SOME CANDY!
Haiku # 23015, October 27, 2002 1:36 pm ET
by some internet chick
brief spell of fair wind
nature's final epilogue
masquerades as spring
Haiku # 23014, October 27, 2002 1:21 pm ET
by Boston gal
popular vices
haiku writings on the net
graffiti wisdoms
Haiku # 23013, October 27, 2002 1:10 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
keen eye and bold heart
vantage high and clear reveals
what up close is hid
Haiku # 23012, October 27, 2002 1:07 pm ET
by Jack O. Lantern
jack-o-lantern grins
menacingly stares and waits
has a special treat

Haiku # 23011, October 27, 2002 1:02 pm ET
by guess who
simply counting beats
and having nothing to say
internet chick's way
Haiku # 23010, October 27, 2002 12:52 pm ET
by YAWN
dear internet chick
some things just need to be shared
what's interesting
Haiku # 23009, October 27, 2002 12:45 pm ET
by is sometimes better than what is stifling correct
Its trick or treat time
small kids begging for candy
Happy Halloween
Haiku # 23008, October 27, 2002 12:28 pm ET
by some internet chick
Submit your haikus
you must always remember
there FIVE SEVEN FIVE
Haiku # 23007, October 27, 2002 12:23 pm ET
by some internet chick
when you want to shit in ease
place your elbows on your knees
put your hands against your chin
let a fart and then begin
Haiku # 23006, October 27, 2002 10:34 am ET
by no one does graffiti better than an American
brushed teeth with Ben Gay
showered with Pam cooking spray
yes, I'm truly bi
Haiku # 23005, October 26, 2002 6:43 pm ET
by guess who
Hungover so bad
Poured coffee in sugar bowl
Brushed teeth with Ben Gay
Haiku # 23004, October 26, 2002 2:47 pm ET
by titus wong
fall in New England
feels alot like spring today
rainy. wet and mild
Haiku # 23003, October 26, 2002 11:25 am ET
by weather forecasters r us
fresh banana cake
cold winds after bushfire smoke
summer on the way
Haiku # 23002, October 26, 2002 12:47 am ET
by ash
The leaves start to change
As fall sets in Wisconsin
colors so pretty
Haiku # 23001, October 25, 2002 8:51 pm ET
by some internet chick
.strained quotation of
a queer poet or writer
...hardly impresses
Haiku # 23000, October 25, 2002 7:24 pm ET
by ronin of harumph
Zip up my knapsack
Switch the phone to voice mail
I'm off to the bars!
Haiku # 22999, October 25, 2002 5:45 pm ET
by titus wong
Gaiety sparks anew
Work week's end brings fresh reprieve
Time to get wasted
Haiku # 22998, October 25, 2002 5:40 pm ET
by titus wong
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