Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

far from insulted
by your immature wise cracks
So say what you want
Haiku # 23057, October 28, 2002 7:06 pm ET
by Some internet chick
Hey! internet chick
got an article written
about her online
Haiku # 23056, October 28, 2002 6:21 pm ET
by k
gosh! internet chick,
I am constantly wowed by
your intelligence
Haiku # 23055, October 28, 2002 6:17 pm ET
by k of not!
internet chick lives
in a little world filled with
disney and stuffed toys
Haiku # 23054, October 28, 2002 6:16 pm ET
by k_against_moronic_suburbanites
Sixty Minutes more:
Make sweet, sweet love and fifty-
nine to watch TV.
Haiku # 23053, October 28, 2002 3:35 pm ET
by onjaysun
sourcesafe - what a laugh
my source code would be safer
in sadam's pocket
Haiku # 23052, October 28, 2002 3:03 pm ET
by scotch
write what you will, for
you are not upsetting me
I really dont care
Haiku # 23051, October 28, 2002 2:48 pm ET
by some internet chick
can someone tell me
what it is that I did to
get "grief" from you all???
Haiku # 23050, October 28, 2002 2:47 pm ET
by some internet chick
you lead with your chin
and sting like a butterfly
idiot bigot.............
Haiku # 23049, October 28, 2002 2:43 pm ET
by scotch to ronin
three fingers of rye--
the bartender charges me
an arm and a leg
Haiku # 23048, October 28, 2002 1:31 pm ET
by A. Musing
just remember this
with your head stuck up your ass
all you see is shit
Haiku # 23047, October 28, 2002 1:05 pm ET
by Anonymous oet to internet no talent
and besides that, why
is it you have picked me to
nag and give shit to?
Haiku # 23046, October 28, 2002 12:59 pm ET
by some internet chick
well for your info
I do have a full time job
mind your own business
Haiku # 23045, October 28, 2002 12:57 pm ET
by some internet chick
I love bad Haiku
though one hundred and twenty
is all I have wrote

Under this name that
is what i mean, but under
a different theres more
Haiku # 23044, October 28, 2002 12:55 pm ET
by some internet chick
poetess bearing
many names, nebulous yet
omnipresent
Haiku # 23043, October 28, 2002 12:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet sez thanx
such natural grace
art can only imitate
her tranquility
Haiku # 23042, October 28, 2002 12:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
floating swirling down
gentle death in autumn chill
colors bleed and fade
Haiku # 23041, October 28, 2002 12:50 pm ET
by max
roses left behind
deepest velvet petals crushed
against cold granite
Haiku # 23040, October 28, 2002 12:44 pm ET
by poetess maximus
hearty sarcasm
rustic and original
need some talent here
Haiku # 23039, October 28, 2002 12:36 pm ET
by and give us a break as well
to internet "mom"
sounds like you could use a job
kick your brain in gear
Haiku # 23038, October 28, 2002 12:35 pm ET
by and give your kid a break
Ok I do know
by writing that I will get
some serious shit

Though i like the Pack,
I know you like an other
Who do you Root for????
Haiku # 23037, October 28, 2002 12:34 pm ET
by some internet chick
of course just one
team, that I care if they win
GOOO GREEN BAY PACKERS
Haiku # 23036, October 28, 2002 12:31 pm ET
by some internet chick
hhhmmmmmm guys in tight pants
now thats what I call a sport
yumm! football players ;)
Haiku # 23035, October 28, 2002 12:30 pm ET
by some internet chick
Though Baseball sure sucks
over paid guys in tight pants
oh wait thats football
Haiku # 23034, October 28, 2002 12:27 pm ET
by some internet chick
YES!!!!!!!! the Angels win
its about time that they do
at least its not Bonds!!!!
Haiku # 23033, October 28, 2002 12:24 pm ET
by some internet chick
UMMM EXCUSE ME K
just cuz I like to have fun
doesnt mean mental!!

I am a mother
of a great twelve year old boy
who likes to have fun

just cuz I'm goofy
doenst mean I am mental
its just all in fun
Haiku # 23032, October 28, 2002 12:22 pm ET
by some internet chick
Thunder sticks, Rally
monkeys...it's like some bad dream
Wake me up, Dusty
Haiku # 23031, October 28, 2002 12:17 pm ET
by onjaysun
internet cafes
just dont have chairs like this one
nor do aeroplanes
Haiku # 23030, October 28, 2002 8:49 am ET
by mellie
some internet chick
does seem like a mental age
of 12 not 3 1
Haiku # 23029, October 28, 2002 1:44 am ET
by k
fuck the angels fuck
the angels fuck the angels
fuck the angels fuck...
Haiku # 23028, October 28, 2002 1:43 am ET
by k
the only good thing
when daylight savings time ends
extra hour with you
Haiku # 23027, October 27, 2002 7:53 pm ET
by serendipity
thirty-one candles
is what was on my last cake
but like to have fun
Haiku # 23026, October 27, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by some internet chick
My age you have asked
I'm much older than you think
but act like a kid
Haiku # 23025, October 27, 2002 3:42 pm ET
by some internet chick
talking to strangers
no big deal - can't get stranger
than this haiku crowd
Haiku # 23024, October 27, 2002 2:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
just for a moment
her soul is revealed then she
quickly shuts her eyes
Haiku # 23023, October 27, 2002 2:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
love arrives and dies
in all disguises we wait
shadows unmasking
Haiku # 23022, October 27, 2002 2:33 pm ET
by trick or treat r us
men just simply stared
football Sunday on t.v.
belching beery shouts
Haiku # 23021, October 27, 2002 2:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
as the women talked
breathing out the taste of wine
nervously touching
Haiku # 23020, October 27, 2002 2:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
many names best catch
has a rhythm can't be beat
haiku acrobat
Haiku # 23019, October 27, 2002 2:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
magna cum laude
e poetess maximus
a literati
Haiku # 23018, October 27, 2002 2:23 pm ET
by guess who
internet chick's age?
my guess is that she's about
ten or twelve years old
Haiku # 23017, October 27, 2002 2:21 pm ET
by I. Q. 80...possibly
OPPSSS.....

time for me to go
OFF togo trick or treating
I WANT SOME CANDY!
Haiku # 23016, October 27, 2002 1:36 pm ET
by some internet chick
time for me to go
of togo trick or treating
I WANT SOME CANDY!
Haiku # 23015, October 27, 2002 1:36 pm ET
by some internet chick
brief spell of fair wind
nature's final epilogue
masquerades as spring
Haiku # 23014, October 27, 2002 1:21 pm ET
by Boston gal
popular vices
haiku writings on the net
graffiti wisdoms
Haiku # 23013, October 27, 2002 1:10 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
keen eye and bold heart
vantage high and clear reveals
what up close is hid
Haiku # 23012, October 27, 2002 1:07 pm ET
by Jack O. Lantern
jack-o-lantern grins
menacingly stares and waits
has a special treat

Haiku # 23011, October 27, 2002 1:02 pm ET
by guess who
simply counting beats
and having nothing to say
internet chick's way
Haiku # 23010, October 27, 2002 12:52 pm ET
by YAWN
dear internet chick
some things just need to be shared
what's interesting
Haiku # 23009, October 27, 2002 12:45 pm ET
by is sometimes better than what is stifling correct
Its trick or treat time
small kids begging for candy
Happy Halloween
Haiku # 23008, October 27, 2002 12:28 pm ET
by some internet chick
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