Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

grandma has a cock?
let me see under that skirt,
grandma has a cock.
Haiku # 23111, October 31, 2002 3:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
maybe i'm a troll:
inflamatory haiku
sure is funny shit
Haiku # 23110, October 31, 2002 3:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
happy halloween
to all my haiku friends
play a few good tricks.
Haiku # 23109, October 31, 2002 3:02 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
old Martha Stewart?
she gets slammed with fraud charges
yeah, "it's a good thing"
Haiku # 23108, October 31, 2002 1:59 pm ET
by heh heh
trick or treat haiku
seems spirits can't count at all
sugar overload
Haiku # 23107, October 31, 2002 12:37 pm ET
by whoops r us
spirit's gone a haunting
cut holes in white cloth and be
three sheets to the wind
Haiku # 23106, October 31, 2002 12:24 pm ET
by Boston gal et al
My graduation
party, an old family friend
whispered three little
words for success in
the future... "Nigerian
Commission Money"
Haiku # 23105, October 31, 2002 11:40 am ET
by onjaysun (son of a beloved but disposed leader)
jack just grins and stares
on this cold October night
glowing in the dark
Haiku # 23104, October 31, 2002 11:23 am ET
by howsyourweenie
frost tightens a twig
one leaf falls then another
white light through the clouds
Haiku # 23103, October 31, 2002 9:47 am ET
by mount madonna mama
Amsterdam hoertje
Sits in her kamer reading
She's mind-fucking you
Haiku # 23102, October 30, 2002 11:34 pm ET
by titus wong
kevin bacon linked
to al-queda in six steps
onion blooms again
Haiku # 23101, October 30, 2002 6:07 pm ET
by scotch
autoerotic vinyl death
Haiku # 23100, October 30, 2002 5:55 pm ET
by AVD
model behavior
a good thing for prisoners,
not so for models
Haiku # 23099, October 30, 2002 5:36 pm ET
by scotch (oh well, i had fun)
apolitical
the moon performs on schedule
ordained by nature
Haiku # 23098, October 30, 2002 4:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
could it be jack frost
relentlessly coloring
orange on his sleeve
Haiku # 23097, October 30, 2002 4:55 pm ET
by perfect New England day
it's not the moon's fault
that nature succumbs, love blooms
and poet's dribble
Haiku # 23096, October 30, 2002 4:45 pm ET
by ...or is it?
worn old threads of wool
on the backs of naked sheep
my itchy sweater


~on a cold October day
Haiku # 23095, October 30, 2002 4:12 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Tranquility Base
here, Gramps was right,looks like a
'64 Cheddar
Haiku # 23094, October 30, 2002 2:58 pm ET
by onjaysun
serenade to love?
instead it's just a space trip
dusty rock above
Haiku # 23093, October 30, 2002 1:12 pm ET
by A. Musing
ah, beautiful moon
solemn, wise, silent, alone
above all, blameless
Haiku # 23092, October 30, 2002 12:58 pm ET
by Boston gal
good one, onjaysun
cleverness in bad haiku
appreciate it
Haiku # 23091, October 30, 2002 11:34 am ET
by heh heh
As for protesting,
I am against it but have
no way to show it.
Haiku # 23090, October 30, 2002 11:16 am ET
by onjaysun (thx MH)
the little black dog
snores softly, its blind eye
watching dreams go by
Haiku # 23089, October 30, 2002 10:08 am ET
by Gwenhyfar
A crisp cold fall day
A needed morning coffee
Fails to wake me
Haiku # 23088, October 30, 2002 9:57 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
with mangled english
americans spell funny
not haha but strange
Haiku # 23087, October 30, 2002 1:17 am ET
by ash
haunted traveler
spectre of quiet anguish
the lady in grey
Haiku # 23086, October 29, 2002 11:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Udupis, Dhosas,
Idlis, Chutney, Samosas,
Uthappam, Yum-yum!
Haiku # 23085, October 29, 2002 11:16 pm ET
by Dr. Claw of ???
invisible moon
cloaked within folds of darkness
orphan of heaven
Haiku # 23084, October 29, 2002 10:25 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
now, cats have nine lives
(or so the story is told)
"ain't fair", says Rover
Haiku # 23083, October 29, 2002 10:12 pm ET
by on a lighter note r us
time rushes headlong
watching my parents grow old
helpless to stop it
Haiku # 23082, October 29, 2002 10:10 pm ET
by whaddya gonna do r us
under a wood bridge
beggars sleep in cold night air
entangled in wine
Haiku # 23081, October 29, 2002 10:06 pm ET
by grateful not to be homeless r us
his rum glass empties
evening becomes uncertain
children hesitate
Haiku # 23080, October 29, 2002 9:57 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar remembers
counting down the days
till bad haiku turns age six
four-teen days to go
Haiku # 23079, October 29, 2002 8:09 pm ET
by some internet chick
and I dont know why
but its quite a silly thing
go ahead and laugh
Haiku # 23078, October 29, 2002 7:44 pm ET
by some internet chick
thats not really true
Sorry I do really hate frog
'Fraid of them more like

Haiku # 23077, October 29, 2002 7:43 pm ET
by some internet chick
not saying bad things
about the slimmy green frogs
I also like frogs
Haiku # 23076, October 29, 2002 7:36 pm ET
by some internet chick
no disrespect chick,
I just respect how frogs look,
and also pussy
Haiku # 23075, October 29, 2002 5:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
frogs are ok, don't laugh,
if your pussy was green and
wet, how would IT look?
Haiku # 23074, October 29, 2002 5:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
butterflies floating
flowers in bloom ready to pick
how I long for spring
Haiku # 23073, October 29, 2002 4:42 pm ET
by some internet chick
all green and slimmy,
beadie eyes and full of warts,
the frog hops around
Haiku # 23072, October 29, 2002 4:39 pm ET
by some ineternet chick
something about the
seasons passing, some Goddess
rhythm keeps the time
Haiku # 23071, October 29, 2002 4:37 pm ET
by Mox
Eyes staring steadfast
Fixed on the road straight ahead
No time for Big Boy
Haiku # 23070, October 29, 2002 4:28 pm ET
by titus wong
Eyes stare steadfast
Fixed on the road straight ahead
No time for Big Boy
Haiku # 23069, October 29, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by titus wong
Taking far too long
To pass this tractor trailer
Stupid Toyota!
Haiku # 23068, October 29, 2002 4:17 pm ET
by titus wong
Raindrops torn to shreds
By wind whipping through fast lane
Driving 'gainst the rain
Haiku # 23067, October 29, 2002 4:15 pm ET
by titus wong
make sure that you shoot
Kenny G twice just to make
sure that he is dead
Haiku # 23066, October 29, 2002 12:23 pm ET
by k
Hitler, Saddam and
Kenny G in one room you
have two bullets, so?
Haiku # 23065, October 29, 2002 12:22 pm ET
by k
war is peace, hate is
love, sex is evil..Big Bro's
is an elephant!
Haiku # 23064, October 29, 2002 11:59 am ET
by onjaysun
not just a nightmare
it's happening somewhere now
time to wake up, jane
Haiku # 23063, October 29, 2002 7:30 am ET
by ash
last night same nightmare
twice occured and forced awake
visions of war, death
Haiku # 23062, October 29, 2002 6:41 am ET
by Jane of Princeton of Boston
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