spirit's gone a haunting
cut holes in white cloth and be
three sheets to the wind

My graduation
party, an old family friend
whispered three little
words for success in
the future... "Nigerian
Commission Money"

jack just grins and stares
on this cold October night
glowing in the dark

frost tightens a twig
one leaf falls then another
white light through the clouds

Amsterdam hoertje
Sits in her kamer reading
She's mind-fucking you

kevin bacon linked
to al-queda in six steps
onion blooms again

autoerotic vinyl death

model behavior
a good thing for prisoners,
not so for models

apolitical
the moon performs on schedule
ordained by nature

could it be jack frost
relentlessly coloring
orange on his sleeve

it's not the moon's fault
that nature succumbs, love blooms
and poet's dribble

worn old threads of wool
on the backs of naked sheep
my itchy sweater


~on a cold October day

Tranquility Base
here, Gramps was right,looks like a
'64 Cheddar

serenade to love?
instead it's just a space trip
dusty rock above

ah, beautiful moon
solemn, wise, silent, alone
above all, blameless

good one, onjaysun
cleverness in bad haiku
appreciate it

As for protesting,
I am against it but have
no way to show it.

the little black dog
snores softly, its blind eye
watching dreams go by

A crisp cold fall day
A needed morning coffee
Fails to wake me

with mangled english
americans spell funny
not haha but strange

haunted traveler
spectre of quiet anguish
the lady in grey

Udupis, Dhosas,
Idlis, Chutney, Samosas,
Uthappam, Yum-yum!

invisible moon
cloaked within folds of darkness
orphan of heaven

now, cats have nine lives
(or so the story is told)
"ain't fair", says Rover

time rushes headlong
watching my parents grow old
helpless to stop it

under a wood bridge
beggars sleep in cold night air
entangled in wine

his rum glass empties
evening becomes uncertain
children hesitate

counting down the days
till bad haiku turns age six
four-teen days to go

and I dont know why
but its quite a silly thing
go ahead and laugh

thats not really true
Sorry I do really hate frog
'Fraid of them more like

not saying bad things
about the slimmy green frogs
I also like frogs

no disrespect chick,
I just respect how frogs look,
and also pussy

frogs are ok, don't laugh,
if your pussy was green and
wet, how would IT look?

butterflies floating
flowers in bloom ready to pick
how I long for spring

all green and slimmy,
beadie eyes and full of warts,
the frog hops around

something about the
seasons passing, some Goddess
rhythm keeps the time

Eyes staring steadfast
Fixed on the road straight ahead
No time for Big Boy

Eyes stare steadfast
Fixed on the road straight ahead
No time for Big Boy

Taking far too long
To pass this tractor trailer
Stupid Toyota!

Raindrops torn to shreds
By wind whipping through fast lane
Driving 'gainst the rain

make sure that you shoot
Kenny G twice just to make
sure that he is dead

Hitler, Saddam and
Kenny G in one room you
have two bullets, so?

war is peace, hate is
love, sex is evil..Big Bro's
is an elephant!

not just a nightmare
it's happening somewhere now
time to wake up, jane

last night same nightmare
twice occured and forced awake
visions of war, death

chill, internet chick
don't go and turn all moxie
grandma has a cock

ive been ignored? This
is a good one! From one who
wrote a paragraph

some write empty words
some make bad haiku look good
some exceptional

you should read what it
says, under "ABOUT HAIKU"
right up above here
it goes just like this
please don't be mean to others
we're all just trying

to have a little
fun. Trolls frequent this site too..
ignoring these peo-
ple is the best way
to make them disap-
pear. Well my dear K
You may consider this
as my way of telling you
you have been ignored!!!!

far from insulted
by your immature wise cracks
So say what you want