with mangled english
americans spell funny
not haha but strange

haunted traveler
spectre of quiet anguish
the lady in grey

Udupis, Dhosas,
Idlis, Chutney, Samosas,
Uthappam, Yum-yum!

invisible moon
cloaked within folds of darkness
orphan of heaven

now, cats have nine lives
(or so the story is told)
"ain't fair", says Rover

time rushes headlong
watching my parents grow old
helpless to stop it

under a wood bridge
beggars sleep in cold night air
entangled in wine

his rum glass empties
evening becomes uncertain
children hesitate

counting down the days
till bad haiku turns age six
four-teen days to go

and I dont know why
but its quite a silly thing
go ahead and laugh

thats not really true
Sorry I do really hate frog
'Fraid of them more like

not saying bad things
about the slimmy green frogs
I also like frogs

no disrespect chick,
I just respect how frogs look,
and also pussy

frogs are ok, don't laugh,
if your pussy was green and
wet, how would IT look?

butterflies floating
flowers in bloom ready to pick
how I long for spring

all green and slimmy,
beadie eyes and full of warts,
the frog hops around

something about the
seasons passing, some Goddess
rhythm keeps the time

Eyes staring steadfast
Fixed on the road straight ahead
No time for Big Boy

Eyes stare steadfast
Fixed on the road straight ahead
No time for Big Boy

Taking far too long
To pass this tractor trailer
Stupid Toyota!

Raindrops torn to shreds
By wind whipping through fast lane
Driving 'gainst the rain

make sure that you shoot
Kenny G twice just to make
sure that he is dead

Hitler, Saddam and
Kenny G in one room you
have two bullets, so?

war is peace, hate is
love, sex is evil..Big Bro's
is an elephant!

not just a nightmare
it's happening somewhere now
time to wake up, jane

last night same nightmare
twice occured and forced awake
visions of war, death

chill, internet chick
don't go and turn all moxie
grandma has a cock

ive been ignored? This
is a good one! From one who
wrote a paragraph

some write empty words
some make bad haiku look good
some exceptional

you should read what it
says, under "ABOUT HAIKU"
right up above here
it goes just like this
please don't be mean to others
we're all just trying

to have a little
fun. Trolls frequent this site too..
ignoring these peo-
ple is the best way
to make them disap-
pear. Well my dear K
You may consider this
as my way of telling you
you have been ignored!!!!

far from insulted
by your immature wise cracks
So say what you want

Hey! internet chick
got an article written
about her online

gosh! internet chick,
I am constantly wowed by
your intelligence

internet chick lives
in a little world filled with
disney and stuffed toys

Sixty Minutes more:
Make sweet, sweet love and fifty-
nine to watch TV.

sourcesafe - what a laugh
my source code would be safer
in sadam's pocket

write what you will, for
you are not upsetting me
I really dont care

can someone tell me
what it is that I did to
get "grief" from you all???

you lead with your chin
and sting like a butterfly
idiot bigot.............

three fingers of rye--
the bartender charges me
an arm and a leg

just remember this
with your head stuck up your ass
all you see is shit

and besides that, why
is it you have picked me to
nag and give shit to?

well for your info
I do have a full time job
mind your own business

I love bad Haiku
though one hundred and twenty
is all I have wrote

Under this name that
is what i mean, but under
a different theres more

poetess bearing
many names, nebulous yet
omnipresent

such natural grace
art can only imitate
her tranquility

floating swirling down
gentle death in autumn chill
colors bleed and fade

roses left behind
deepest velvet petals crushed
against cold granite

hearty sarcasm
rustic and original
need some talent here

to internet "mom"
sounds like you could use a job
kick your brain in gear