Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 75 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
frost tightens a twig
one leaf falls then another
white light through the clouds
Haiku # 23103 October 31, 2002 9:47 am ET
by mount madonna mama
Amsterdam hoertje
Sits in her kamer reading
She's mind-fucking you
Haiku # 23102 October 30, 2002 11:34 pm ET
by titus wong
kevin bacon linked
to al-queda in six steps
onion blooms again
Haiku # 23101 October 30, 2002 6:07 pm ET
by scotch
autoerotic vinyl death
Haiku # 23100 October 30, 2002 5:55 pm ET
by AVD
model behavior
a good thing for prisoners,
not so for models
Haiku # 23099 October 30, 2002 5:36 pm ET
by scotch (oh well, i had fun)
apolitical
the moon performs on schedule
ordained by nature
Haiku # 23098 October 30, 2002 4:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
could it be jack frost
relentlessly coloring
orange on his sleeve
Haiku # 23097 October 30, 2002 4:55 pm ET
by perfect New England day
it's not the moon's fault
that nature succumbs, love blooms
and poet's dribble
Haiku # 23096 October 30, 2002 4:45 pm ET
by ...or is it?
worn old threads of wool
on the backs of naked sheep
my itchy sweater


~on a cold October day
Haiku # 23095 October 30, 2002 4:12 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Tranquility Base
here, Gramps was right,looks like a
'64 Cheddar
Haiku # 23094 October 30, 2002 2:58 pm ET
by onjaysun
serenade to love?
instead it's just a space trip
dusty rock above
Haiku # 23093 October 30, 2002 1:12 pm ET
by A. Musing
ah, beautiful moon
solemn, wise, silent, alone
above all, blameless
Haiku # 23092 October 30, 2002 12:58 pm ET
by Boston gal
good one, onjaysun
cleverness in bad haiku
appreciate it
Haiku # 23091 October 30, 2002 11:34 am ET
by heh heh
As for protesting,
I am against it but have
no way to show it.
Haiku # 23090 October 30, 2002 11:16 am ET
by onjaysun (thx MH)
the little black dog
snores softly, its blind eye
watching dreams go by
Haiku # 23089 October 30, 2002 10:08 am ET
by Gwenhyfar
A crisp cold fall day
A needed morning coffee
Fails to wake me
Haiku # 23088 October 30, 2002 9:57 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
with mangled english
americans spell funny
not haha but strange
Haiku # 23087 October 30, 2002 1:17 am ET
by ash
haunted traveler
spectre of quiet anguish
the lady in grey
Haiku # 23086 October 29, 2002 11:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Udupis, Dhosas,
Idlis, Chutney, Samosas,
Uthappam, Yum-yum!
Haiku # 23085 October 29, 2002 11:16 pm ET
by Dr. Claw of ???
invisible moon
cloaked within folds of darkness
orphan of heaven
Haiku # 23084 October 29, 2002 10:25 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
now, cats have nine lives
(or so the story is told)
"ain't fair", says Rover
Haiku # 23083 October 29, 2002 10:12 pm ET
by on a lighter note r us
time rushes headlong
watching my parents grow old
helpless to stop it
Haiku # 23082 October 29, 2002 10:10 pm ET
by whaddya gonna do r us
under a wood bridge
beggars sleep in cold night air
entangled in wine
Haiku # 23081 October 29, 2002 10:06 pm ET
by grateful not to be homeless r us
his rum glass empties
evening becomes uncertain
children hesitate
Haiku # 23080 October 29, 2002 9:57 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar remembers
counting down the days
till bad haiku turns age six
four-teen days to go
Haiku # 23079 October 29, 2002 8:09 pm ET
by some internet chick
and I dont know why
but its quite a silly thing
go ahead and laugh
Haiku # 23078 October 29, 2002 7:44 pm ET
by some internet chick
thats not really true
Sorry I do really hate frog
'Fraid of them more like

Haiku # 23077 October 29, 2002 7:43 pm ET
by some internet chick
not saying bad things
about the slimmy green frogs
I also like frogs
Haiku # 23076 October 29, 2002 7:36 pm ET
by some internet chick
no disrespect chick,
I just respect how frogs look,
and also pussy
Haiku # 23075 October 29, 2002 5:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
frogs are ok, don't laugh,
if your pussy was green and
wet, how would IT look?
Haiku # 23074 October 29, 2002 5:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
butterflies floating
flowers in bloom ready to pick
how I long for spring
Haiku # 23073 October 29, 2002 4:42 pm ET
by some internet chick
all green and slimmy,
beadie eyes and full of warts,
the frog hops around
Haiku # 23072 October 29, 2002 4:39 pm ET
by some ineternet chick
something about the
seasons passing, some Goddess
rhythm keeps the time
Haiku # 23071 October 29, 2002 4:37 pm ET
by Mox
Eyes staring steadfast
Fixed on the road straight ahead
No time for Big Boy
Haiku # 23070 October 29, 2002 4:28 pm ET
by titus wong
Eyes stare steadfast
Fixed on the road straight ahead
No time for Big Boy
Haiku # 23069 October 29, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by titus wong
Taking far too long
To pass this tractor trailer
Stupid Toyota!
Haiku # 23068 October 29, 2002 4:17 pm ET
by titus wong
Raindrops torn to shreds
By wind whipping through fast lane
Driving 'gainst the rain
Haiku # 23067 October 29, 2002 4:15 pm ET
by titus wong
make sure that you shoot
Kenny G twice just to make
sure that he is dead
Haiku # 23066 October 29, 2002 12:23 pm ET
by k
Hitler, Saddam and
Kenny G in one room you
have two bullets, so?
Haiku # 23065 October 29, 2002 12:22 pm ET
by k
war is peace, hate is
love, sex is evil..Big Bro's
is an elephant!
Haiku # 23064 October 29, 2002 11:59 am ET
by onjaysun
not just a nightmare
it's happening somewhere now
time to wake up, jane
Haiku # 23063 October 29, 2002 7:30 am ET
by ash
last night same nightmare
twice occured and forced awake
visions of war, death
Haiku # 23062 October 29, 2002 6:41 am ET
by Jane of Princeton of Boston
chill, internet chick
don't go and turn all moxie
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 23061 October 29, 2002 1:42 am ET
by ash
ive been ignored? This
is a good one! From one who
wrote a paragraph
Haiku # 23060 October 29, 2002 1:01 am ET
by k of Ks Bait Shop...Just Troll Right In!
some write empty words
some make bad haiku look good
some exceptional
Haiku # 23059 October 28, 2002 9:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you should read what it
says, under "ABOUT HAIKU"
right up above here
it goes just like this
please don't be mean to others
we're all just trying

to have a little
fun. Trolls frequent this site too..
ignoring these peo-
ple is the best way
to make them disap-
pear. Well my dear K
You may consider this
as my way of telling you
you have been ignored!!!!
Haiku # 23058 October 28, 2002 7:55 pm ET
by some internet chick
far from insulted
by your immature wise cracks
So say what you want
Haiku # 23057 October 28, 2002 7:06 pm ET
by Some internet chick
Hey! internet chick
got an article written
about her online
Haiku # 23056 October 28, 2002 6:21 pm ET
by k
gosh! internet chick,
I am constantly wowed by
your intelligence
Haiku # 23055 October 28, 2002 6:17 pm ET
by k of not!
internet chick lives
in a little world filled with
disney and stuffed toys
Haiku # 23054 October 28, 2002 6:16 pm ET
by k_against_moronic_suburbanites