Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

skirt clings to her thigh.
o, the joy of the eagle
grasping flesh it seeks.
Haiku # 9010, April 12, 2001 6:02 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
I must cease in my
creation of haiku that is
bad, Simpsons are on!
Haiku # 9009, April 12, 2001 6:01 pm ET
by Dizazta
smooth rhythm.
inhale. post. exhale.
words just air.
Haiku # 9008, April 12, 2001 6:01 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
the patient master
sees each bad haiku and still
sees all bad haiku
Haiku # 9007, April 12, 2001 5:59 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Now, now dont become
a jealous one just because
I defeated you!
Haiku # 9006, April 12, 2001 5:59 pm ET
by Dizazta
t s eliot
stole others words like he was
a broke crack junkie
Haiku # 9005, April 12, 2001 5:58 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
who is it who asks
in bad haiku creation
who has won or lost
Haiku # 9004, April 12, 2001 5:57 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
to speak of losing
in bad haiku creation
is not the true way
Haiku # 9003, April 12, 2001 5:57 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
It may be the way
of falseness, but I won so
there! MWAHAHAHA!
Haiku # 9002, April 12, 2001 5:56 pm ET
by Dizazta
always assume my
smirk is behind all my words.
soft breeze blows old leaves
Haiku # 9001, April 12, 2001 5:56 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Bill Clinton, or as
I prefer to call him, The
Pimp Man, stole a chair!
Haiku # 9000, April 12, 2001 5:55 pm ET
by Dizazta
to talk of winning
in bad haiku creation
is not the true way.
Haiku # 8999, April 12, 2001 5:55 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
"Plaigiarize, let
no one else's worke evade
your eyes." -T. Lehrer
Haiku # 8998, April 12, 2001 5:54 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
badhaiku.com
is about to reach nine thousand
haikus, what I win?
Haiku # 8997, April 12, 2001 5:53 pm ET
by Dizazta
grim stern judges,
I never tried to steal, I
recontextu'lize
Haiku # 8996, April 12, 2001 5:52 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
crap, my last haiku's
last line had six syllables,
Dubya's been fired!
Haiku # 8995, April 12, 2001 5:52 pm ET
by Dizazta
ineffectiveness.
i dont know why i feel it,
but i just ate swiss cheese.
Haiku # 8994, April 12, 2001 5:50 pm ET
by Dziazta
mean low hanging clouds
smothering humanity.
giggle happily.
Haiku # 8993, April 12, 2001 5:50 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
The dude who follows
not one copyright law, is
ferret70
Haiku # 8992, April 12, 2001 5:49 pm ET
by Dizazta
shitbegone.com
toilet paper web site for
those who wipe their ass
Haiku # 8991, April 12, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by Dizazta
"sweet home a-
labama where the
skies so blue"
Haiku # 8990, April 12, 2001 5:38 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
to cross water twice
is not to cross it at all.
tell that to my shoes.
Haiku # 8989, April 12, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
the roof rumbles with
the downforce of steely rain.
must she come back here?
Haiku # 8988, April 12, 2001 5:32 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
fifty year old men
trying to sing a pop song
god do i hate creed
Haiku # 8987, April 12, 2001 5:20 pm ET
by Dizazta
"so, kiss me once, kiss
me twice, come on pretty ba-
by, kiss me deadly."
Haiku # 8986, April 12, 2001 5:16 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
It goes half a mile
an hour and does nothing,
not snail, my modem.
Haiku # 8985, April 12, 2001 5:15 pm ET
by Dizazta
I pull out my gun
for an important mission.
Crap, I missed pikachu.
Haiku # 8984, April 12, 2001 5:13 pm ET
by Dizazta
I slip into my
self-destructive habits like
warm soft cotton sheets
Haiku # 8983, April 12, 2001 5:11 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
"movin' on up, yeah.
to a dee-luxe apartment
in the sky-y-y."
Haiku # 8982, April 12, 2001 5:10 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Oh, not trolls of bad --
they just like to talk about
wee-wees and poopie.
Haiku # 8981, April 12, 2001 4:26 pm ET
by Windsong
Windsong try Yep or
grassy knoll and take all these
trolls of Bad with you
Haiku # 8980, April 12, 2001 4:05 pm ET
by boo
anthropologists
say matriarchy a myth
once Dine are gone

hurry it along
we've tried everything to kill
you, except kindness
Haiku # 8979, April 12, 2001 4:02 pm ET
by quasimodo
china and the plane:
"a bird in the hand is worth
two dubba bushes."
--hehehehe
Haiku # 8978, April 12, 2001 3:58 pm ET
by churney- (gasp) of my hearrrr-t
Is there a chat room?
Point me there -- my haiku brain
needs to speak for REAL.
Haiku # 8977, April 12, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by Windsong

The wolf is eager


to welcome


survivors


Haiku # 8976, April 12, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
food and company matter
not whether weather wanes
look down its time to eat
Haiku # 8975, April 12, 2001 3:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I lay sinister
and recoil in abstract thought:
how I unbecome.
Haiku # 8974, April 12, 2001 3:19 pm ET
by WormWood
i am back in town
easy extraction, she's fine
lots of work to do

tonight weather will
be better for the outside
concert and gilling
Haiku # 8973, April 12, 2001 2:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Silly white folk think
Tipi is for bung holes. That
why house smell like shit.
Haiku # 8972, April 12, 2001 12:37 pm ET
by Leaonard Peltier's hairpiece
native A gamblers
take your casino profits,
lobby for Dine
Haiku # 8971, April 12, 2001 11:42 am ET
by quasimodo
how many times do you hear:
(see following repetitions)
go to a chat room, jerks!
Haiku # 8970, April 12, 2001 11:40 am ET
by boo
eleven thirty
what am I doing at work?
Should be home sleeping
Haiku # 8969, April 12, 2001 11:14 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
one for port 80
must be badhaiku.com
more from fingerfood
Haiku # 8968, April 12, 2001 11:07 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
there's a new packet -
what's it say? port 25.
Ding Dong! You have mail!
Haiku # 8967, April 12, 2001 11:04 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
another packet
floats past my analyzer
all pr0n congestion
Haiku # 8966, April 12, 2001 11:00 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
another packet
floats past my analyzer
all pr0n congestion
Haiku # 8965, April 12, 2001 11:00 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
I slit a sheet, a
sheet I slit, on this slitted
sheet I sit thinking.
Haiku # 8964, April 12, 2001 10:59 am ET
by spoon!
post
Haiku # 8963, April 12, 2001 9:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
damn windsong you are
right !!!! sorry ash that last one
was just a test
Haiku # 8962, April 11, 2001 11:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sloppy site full of
mispelled garbage AND you can
use others handles
Haiku # 8961, April 11, 2001 11:30 pm ET
by ash
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