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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
30 Years, 0 Days and 78547 Haiku later...
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9060 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9059 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9058 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9057 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9056 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9055 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9054 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9053 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9052 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9051 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9050 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9049 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9048 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9047 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9046 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9045 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9044 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9043 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9042 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9041 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9040 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9039 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9038 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9037 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9036 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9035 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9034 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9033 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9032 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9031 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9030 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9029 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9028 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9027 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9026 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9025 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9024 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9023 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ah, well. shift at work
has ended. might as well go
home and take a nap.

ah, ferret, the pork,
has ten ends. bite me, hell go,
whore, and a fake ass.
Haiku # 9022 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ferret you stink.
in your blood, AIDS taunts
your lost crime
Haiku # 9021 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ferret (the real ass)
I will cause you the pain of
bit by thirteen mice.
Haiku # 9020 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ah, well. shift at work
has ended. might as well go
home and take a nap.
Haiku # 9019 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:11 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
mosquito stings,
i lose blood. Child taunts,
i lose time.
Haiku # 9018 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:10 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
asshole named ferret
makes too many posts that bite
and smells like onions.
Haiku # 9017 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:10 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
Windsong (the real one)
I now too know the pain of
one's name misused.
Haiku # 9016 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:07 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
i will not look at
your rice, but i will force feed
you all my beans. fart!
Haiku # 9015 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:07 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
association chains
leap from post to post lightly.
smell of fried onions.
Haiku # 9014 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:06 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
if I show you rice
i have grown, and you show me
your beans, all is well
Haiku # 9013 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:05 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
"for your airs, gaijin,
heat-seeking shiruken.
no ferret haiku."
Haiku # 9011 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:03 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
skirt clings to her thigh.
o, the joy of the eagle
grasping flesh it seeks.
Haiku # 9010 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:02 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago