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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
30 Years, 0 Days and 78547 Haiku later...
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9039 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9038 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9037 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9036 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9035 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9034 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9033 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9032 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9031 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9030 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9029 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9028 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9027 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9026 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9025 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9024 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ferret sucks some huge ass,
fourteen people's dicks, his own breasts,
and mizouse he owns.
Haiku # 9023 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
ah, well. shift at work
has ended. might as well go
home and take a nap.

ah, ferret, the pork,
has ten ends. bite me, hell go,
whore, and a fake ass.
Haiku # 9022 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ferret you stink.
in your blood, AIDS taunts
your lost crime
Haiku # 9021 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ferret (the real ass)
I will cause you the pain of
bit by thirteen mice.
Haiku # 9020 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ah, well. shift at work
has ended. might as well go
home and take a nap.
Haiku # 9019 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:11 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
mosquito stings,
i lose blood. Child taunts,
i lose time.
Haiku # 9018 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:10 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
asshole named ferret
makes too many posts that bite
and smells like onions.
Haiku # 9017 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:10 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
Windsong (the real one)
I now too know the pain of
one's name misused.
Haiku # 9016 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:07 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
i will not look at
your rice, but i will force feed
you all my beans. fart!
Haiku # 9015 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:07 pm ET
by ferret70 blows of chicago blows
association chains
leap from post to post lightly.
smell of fried onions.
Haiku # 9014 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:06 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
if I show you rice
i have grown, and you show me
your beans, all is well
Haiku # 9013 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:05 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
"for your airs, gaijin,
heat-seeking shiruken.
no ferret haiku."
Haiku # 9011 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:03 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
skirt clings to her thigh.
o, the joy of the eagle
grasping flesh it seeks.
Haiku # 9010 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:02 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
I must cease in my
creation of haiku that is
bad, Simpsons are on!
Haiku # 9009 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:01 pm ET
by Dizazta
smooth rhythm.
inhale. post. exhale.
words just air.
Haiku # 9008 ↗ April 12, 2001 6:01 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
the patient master
sees each bad haiku and still
sees all bad haiku
Haiku # 9007 ↗ April 12, 2001 5:59 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Now, now dont become
a jealous one just because
I defeated you!
Haiku # 9006 ↗ April 12, 2001 5:59 pm ET
by Dizazta
t s eliot
stole others words like he was
a broke crack junkie
Haiku # 9005 ↗ April 12, 2001 5:58 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
who is it who asks
in bad haiku creation
who has won or lost
Haiku # 9004 ↗ April 12, 2001 5:57 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
to speak of losing
in bad haiku creation
is not the true way
Haiku # 9003 ↗ April 12, 2001 5:57 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
It may be the way
of falseness, but I won so
there! MWAHAHAHA!
Haiku # 9002 ↗ April 12, 2001 5:56 pm ET
by Dizazta
always assume my
smirk is behind all my words.
soft breeze blows old leaves
Haiku # 9001 ↗ April 12, 2001 5:56 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Bill Clinton, or as
I prefer to call him, The
Pimp Man, stole a chair!
Haiku # 9000 ↗ April 12, 2001 5:55 pm ET
by Dizazta
to talk of winning
in bad haiku creation
is not the true way.
Haiku # 8999 ↗ April 12, 2001 5:55 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
"Plaigiarize, let
no one else's worke evade
your eyes." -T. Lehrer
Haiku # 8998 ↗ April 12, 2001 5:54 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
badhaiku.com
is about to reach nine thousand
haikus, what I win?
Haiku # 8997 ↗ April 12, 2001 5:53 pm ET
by Dizazta
grim stern judges,
I never tried to steal, I
recontextu'lize
Haiku # 8996 ↗ April 12, 2001 5:52 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
crap, my last haiku's
last line had six syllables,
Dubya's been fired!
Haiku # 8995 ↗ April 12, 2001 5:52 pm ET
by Dizazta
ineffectiveness.
i dont know why i feel it,
but i just ate swiss cheese.
Haiku # 8994 ↗ April 12, 2001 5:50 pm ET
by Dziazta
mean low hanging clouds
smothering humanity.
giggle happily.
Haiku # 8993 ↗ April 12, 2001 5:50 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
The dude who follows
not one copyright law, is
ferret70
Haiku # 8992 ↗ April 12, 2001 5:49 pm ET
by Dizazta
shitbegone.com
toilet paper web site for
those who wipe their ass
Haiku # 8991 ↗ April 12, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by Dizazta
"sweet home a-
labama where the
skies so blue"
Haiku # 8990 ↗ April 12, 2001 5:38 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
to cross water twice
is not to cross it at all.
tell that to my shoes.
Haiku # 8989 ↗ April 12, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago