who is it who asks
in bad haiku creation
who has won or lost

to speak of losing
in bad haiku creation
is not the true way

It may be the way
of falseness, but I won so
there! MWAHAHAHA!

always assume my
smirk is behind all my words.
soft breeze blows old leaves

Bill Clinton, or as
I prefer to call him, The
Pimp Man, stole a chair!

to talk of winning
in bad haiku creation
is not the true way.

"Plaigiarize, let
no one else's worke evade
your eyes." -T. Lehrer

badhaiku.com
is about to reach nine thousand
haikus, what I win?

grim stern judges,
I never tried to steal, I
recontextu'lize

crap, my last haiku's
last line had six syllables,
Dubya's been fired!

ineffectiveness.
i dont know why i feel it,
but i just ate swiss cheese.

mean low hanging clouds
smothering humanity.
giggle happily.

The dude who follows
not one copyright law, is
ferret70

shitbegone.com
toilet paper web site for
those who wipe their ass

"sweet home a-
labama where the
skies so blue"

to cross water twice
is not to cross it at all.
tell that to my shoes.

the roof rumbles with
the downforce of steely rain.
must she come back here?

fifty year old men
trying to sing a pop song
god do i hate creed

"so, kiss me once, kiss
me twice, come on pretty ba-
by, kiss me deadly."

It goes half a mile
an hour and does nothing,
not snail, my modem.

I pull out my gun
for an important mission.
Crap, I missed pikachu.

I slip into my
self-destructive habits like
warm soft cotton sheets

"movin' on up, yeah.
to a dee-luxe apartment
in the sky-y-y."

Oh, not trolls of bad --
they just like to talk about
wee-wees and poopie.

Windsong try Yep or
grassy knoll and take all these
trolls of Bad with you

anthropologists
say matriarchy a myth
once Dine are gone

hurry it along
we've tried everything to kill
you, except kindness

china and the plane:
"a bird in the hand is worth
two dubba bushes."
--hehehehe

Is there a chat room?
Point me there -- my haiku brain
needs to speak for REAL.

food and company matter
not whether weather wanes
look down its time to eat

i am back in town
easy extraction, she's fine
lots of work to do

tonight weather will
be better for the outside
concert and gilling

Silly white folk think
Tipi is for bung holes. That
why house smell like shit.

native A gamblers
take your casino profits,
lobby for Dine

how many times do you hear:
(see following repetitions)
go to a chat room, jerks!

eleven thirty
what am I doing at work?
Should be home sleeping

one for port 80
must be badhaiku.com
more from fingerfood

there's a new packet -
what's it say? port 25.
Ding Dong! You have mail!

another packet
floats past my analyzer
all pr0n congestion

another packet
floats past my analyzer
all pr0n congestion

I slit a sheet, a
sheet I slit, on this slitted
sheet I sit thinking.

post

damn windsong you are
right !!!! sorry ash that last one
was just a test

sloppy site full of
mispelled garbage AND you can
use others handles

ferret seventy:
saffron@glitterkitty
dot net - email me

scrathin and sniffin
eatin a fresh easy twat
yeah, I love pussy

jerkin the man snake
thinkin of that young bootie
winkin and shakin

blew a giant wad
dripping from my woman's face
God Bless my prostate

big sloppy pussy
stretched to its maximum
cum shot into hell