Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 319 Days and 78440 Haiku later...
sloppy site full of
mispelled garbage AND you can
use others handles
Haiku # 8961 ↗ April 11, 2001 11:30 pm ET
by ash
ferret seventy:
saffron@glitterkitty
dot net - email me
Haiku # 8960 ↗ April 11, 2001 11:09 pm ET
by tracy puddle of portland
scrathin and sniffin
eatin a fresh easy twat
yeah, I love pussy
Haiku # 8959 ↗ April 11, 2001 10:06 pm ET
by paver
jerkin the man snake
thinkin of that young bootie
winkin and shakin
Haiku # 8958 ↗ April 11, 2001 9:56 pm ET
by paver
blew a giant wad
dripping from my woman's face
God Bless my prostate
Haiku # 8957 ↗ April 11, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by paver
Haiku # 8956 ↗ April 11, 2001 9:50 pm ET
by paver
big sloppy pussy
stretched to its maximum
cum shot into hell
Haiku # 8955 ↗ April 11, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by paver
engorged penis throbs
tightened scrotum pulsation
i need valtrex now!
Haiku # 8954 ↗ April 11, 2001 8:21 pm ET
by ap
Fuckin' syllables!
Fuckin server! Three reposts!
I can count reposts.
Haiku # 8953 ↗ April 11, 2001 8:18 pm ET
by ap
Interpretation:
Character defamation
penal codes apply
Haiku # 8952 ↗ April 11, 2001 8:14 pm ET
by doowahditty
Sometimes I do things
for no apparent reason.
Now give me your leg!
Haiku # 8951 ↗ April 11, 2001 8:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
8 - 9 - 2 - 1 and
8 - 9 - 4 - 3 isn't mine
and this one neither
Haiku # 8950 ↗ April 11, 2001 8:09 pm ET
by Windsong
Pouring fuel into
my search engine I quickly
realized I'm nude
Haiku # 8949 ↗ April 11, 2001 8:08 pm ET
by SPOOOOOON!
what's your repeating?
isn't it obvious? You
want your cock golden.
Haiku # 8948 ↗ April 11, 2001 8:05 pm ET
by boo
golden hair caressed
the curve of lovely neck.
where does my cock go?
Haiku # 8947 ↗ April 11, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by ap
golden hair caressed
the curve of lovely neck.
where does my cock go?
Haiku # 8946 ↗ April 11, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by ap
golden hair caressed
the curve of lovely neck.
where does my cock go?
Haiku # 8945 ↗ April 11, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by ap
break out the papers
and the hash, yakity yak!
Where's my stash? Roommate....
Haiku # 8944 ↗ April 11, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by oh that's bad too
Using one's handle
is like wearing their panties.
Gross, and very rude.
Haiku # 8943 ↗ April 11, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by Windsong
saying "I love you"
I'm totally denying
how you really suck
Haiku # 8942 ↗ April 11, 2001 6:57 pm ET
by geoff of "fashion district"
The curtain lifted
at the vampire nutcracker...
Nosferatutu!
Haiku # 8941 ↗ April 11, 2001 5:55 pm ET
by oh that
Take thy beak from out
my heart and take thy form from
off my door, fuzzy.
Haiku # 8940 ↗ April 11, 2001 5:51 pm ET
by spoooooon!
julia sneezed english
allergies kicked her around
swore much in russian
Haiku # 8939 ↗ April 11, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Her name is Rio
mind your key hole sappy slap
happy could have been!
Haiku # 8938 ↗ April 11, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by SP0000000000000000N!
Pyke had enough bile
to dissolve a battleship
in less than minute.
Haiku # 8937 ↗ April 11, 2001 5:46 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Geoff bailed out big time.
Then his dot com bit big one.
Can't we take him back?
Haiku # 8936 ↗ April 11, 2001 5:45 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Jessica found sa-
tori, but moved to L.A,
Saw Tori in tan shop.
Haiku # 8935 ↗ April 11, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Foster still calls here
Burbling random gross nonsense.
How does he pay rent?
Haiku # 8934 ↗ April 11, 2001 5:38 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Maria used to
say, "Not my pig, not my farm,"
When she had this job.
Haiku # 8933 ↗ April 11, 2001 5:37 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
"don't ask me, lady.
i live in beer." goats dot com -
want to be Toothgnip
Haiku # 8932 ↗ April 11, 2001 5:37 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Geometric joy.
precise lines scar the cd.
thanks, paper shredder.
Haiku # 8931 ↗ April 11, 2001 5:34 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Blood on the keyboard.
Slow tide of life ebbs like the
Chicago River
Haiku # 8930 ↗ April 11, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
I live my life like
there's no tomorrow, all I
got, I had to steal
Haiku # 8929 ↗ April 11, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by Saint
"Private Haiku!" "Sir!"
"Drop and give me twenty, NOW!"
Discipline Haiku!
Haiku # 8928 ↗ April 11, 2001 5:31 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
"left good job in the
city; workin for the man
every night and day."
Haiku # 8927 ↗ April 11, 2001 5:29 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
when haiku goes bad,
it dances in a subway
station, grabbing crotch
Haiku # 8926 ↗ April 11, 2001 5:28 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
You can send me a
private haiku if you like
search for my e-mail
Haiku # 8925 ↗ April 11, 2001 5:27 pm ET
by Saint
when haiku goes bad
all the other poems take
on that funky taste
Haiku # 8924 ↗ April 11, 2001 5:27 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
when haiku goes bad
it robs the other poems
with a gatling gun
Haiku # 8923 ↗ April 11, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
fate determined now.
I will not be scoring in
two thousand and one
Haiku # 8922 ↗ April 11, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by Saint
8912 and 8914 are
not mine and I refuse to play
this game if posers are going
to use my goddamn handle
fuck five seven five I'm pissed!!!!
Haiku # 8921 ↗ April 11, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by Windsong
accomplishment stalled.
know what should be done right now.
want to run outside.
Haiku # 8920 ↗ April 11, 2001 5:24 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
It matters not what
I posses, a bulldogs ass
will win every time.
Haiku # 8919 ↗ April 11, 2001 5:23 pm ET
by Saint
"and no one heard at
all; not even the chair." Did
that surprise you, Neil?
Haiku # 8918 ↗ April 11, 2001 5:20 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
"I know a girl, and
they call her macarena."
drive this from my head!
Haiku # 8917 ↗ April 11, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
"bingo, bangle, bungle,
I'm so happy in the jungle;
I refuse to go..."
Haiku # 8916 ↗ April 11, 2001 5:17 pm ET
by boola
"here i go; i'm on
the road again; there i go;
I'm up on the stage"
Haiku # 8915 ↗ April 11, 2001 5:16 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Is it hard to find
shoes to fit those too many
of your big, square feet?!
Haiku # 8914 ↗ April 11, 2001 5:14 pm ET
by Windsong
"let's bungle in the
jungle; that's all right by me."
leaves drip soft sad pain
Haiku # 8913 ↗ April 11, 2001 5:14 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Is it hard to find
shoes to fit those too many
of your big square feet?!
Haiku # 8912 ↗ April 11, 2001 5:14 pm ET
by Windsong