Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Is it hard to find
shoes to fit those too many
of your big, square feet?!
Haiku # 8914, April 11, 2001 5:14 pm ET
by Windsong
"let's bungle in the
jungle; that's all right by me."
leaves drip soft sad pain
Haiku # 8913, April 11, 2001 5:14 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Is it hard to find
shoes to fit those too many
of your big square feet?!
Haiku # 8912, April 11, 2001 5:14 pm ET
by Windsong
and from time to time
i have to whine about that
convertible could-have.
Haiku # 8911, April 11, 2001 5:11 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Wherever L R
Lives now, I think about her
At least once a week.
Haiku # 8910, April 11, 2001 5:10 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
13 years it's been.
Still amazed at all the crap
I would have been spared.
Haiku # 8909, April 11, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
this response is late:
"pr0n" is slang for porn, you see
i 5p34k m4d l33t y0
Haiku # 8908, April 11, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by furthur8
lovely flowers come
give eyes something closer to
imagination
Haiku # 8907, April 11, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by Miss Everything
for oblivious,
can't top a teenage bookworm
on his way to work.
Haiku # 8906, April 11, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
for oblivious,
can't top a teenage bookworm
on his way to work.
Haiku # 8905, April 11, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Fall of '87
too damn dumb to notice she
was hitting on me.
Haiku # 8904, April 11, 2001 5:07 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
I should have got in
L. R's convertible when
she offered a ride.
Haiku # 8903, April 11, 2001 5:05 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Wind - I have a house
twenty four hundred square feet
and just me lives there.
Haiku # 8902, April 11, 2001 5:05 pm ET
by Saint
adding insult to
ignorance as a book to
a cover - unreviewed
Haiku # 8901, April 11, 2001 5:05 pm ET
by quasimodo
I heard the egos
take the money and hum: you
will do as they say
Haiku # 8900, April 11, 2001 5:03 pm ET
by quasimodo
Spring' warm loving kiss
Incites the crowds to wander.
I'm still stuck in here.
Haiku # 8899, April 11, 2001 5:03 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
twat-whistle and shaint,
geronimo haunts the wide
world outside your ass
Haiku # 8898, April 11, 2001 5:00 pm ET
by quasimodo
power play, power
PAY - squawkin' politicos
hot after money
Haiku # 8897, April 11, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by quasimodo
competing with the
birth-defects in Sanders, this
myopic clique scores
Haiku # 8896, April 11, 2001 4:54 pm ET
by quasimodo
Wow -- a bulldog's ass?
I'm getting extremely hot.
"Here, doggy....come here..."
Haiku # 8895, April 11, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by Windsong
I sense a coming
reference to a rhyme about
granny's cock or two...
Haiku # 8894, April 11, 2001 4:40 pm ET
by spooooon!
How bad am I you
ask? Even eighty year old
prostitutes decline.
Haiku # 8893, April 11, 2001 4:31 pm ET
by Saint
Woman ask themselves
A bulldogs ass? or Saint? They
choose the bulldogs ass!
Haiku # 8892, April 11, 2001 4:30 pm ET
by Saint
Who would be looking?
It would be pure tongue action
and a sense of touch.
Haiku # 8891, April 11, 2001 4:29 pm ET
by Windsong
I am the poster
boy for getting cosmetic
surgery performed
Haiku # 8890, April 11, 2001 4:28 pm ET
by Saint
Windsong, been drinking?
No one offers to go down
after seeing me.
Haiku # 8889, April 11, 2001 4:27 pm ET
by Saint
Pot? Saint? Did you say
pot? If I go down on you,
will you share the pot?
Haiku # 8888, April 11, 2001 4:25 pm ET
by Windsong
Can I be "Haiku"
I've been very bad today
Spank me hard Windsong
Haiku # 8887, April 11, 2001 4:25 pm ET
by Saint
"BAD haiku! Bad, BAD!
That's very naughty, Haiku,
what you just did. BAD."
Haiku # 8886, April 11, 2001 4:24 pm ET
by Windsong
Hey, what's your vector,
Victor, I picked a bad day
to quit smokin pot.
Haiku # 8885, April 11, 2001 4:23 pm ET
by Saint
They aren't as good, Saint
And stop calling me Shirley
-an "Airplane" tribute
Haiku # 8884, April 11, 2001 4:05 pm ET
by spooon
Mama says stupid
is as stupid does. Mama
is stupid. Very.
Haiku # 8883, April 11, 2001 4:02 pm ET
by Windsong
wow one word per line
most impressive bad haiku
mine just blows big goats
Haiku # 8882, April 11, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by bob jones esq
What stupid haikus
you all write, surely they aren't
as good as mine are.
Haiku # 8881, April 11, 2001 3:55 pm ET
by Saint
Hippopotamus
epidemiology
excruciating
Haiku # 8880, April 11, 2001 3:44 pm ET
by SPOON!
my alter-ego
superficial superman
criteria met
Haiku # 8879, April 11, 2001 3:37 pm ET
by SPOOOOOON!
Your sources say no?
Well who asked you anyway,
you stupid 8 ball!?
Haiku # 8878, April 11, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by George's bush
(translation)don't lose the money
what do you think of the girl?
no kiss for you (bye)
Haiku # 8877, April 11, 2001 3:08 pm ET
by tracy puddle of portland
verliert das geld nicht
wie findest du das madchen?
kein kuss fur dich (tchuss)
Haiku # 8876, April 11, 2001 3:08 pm ET
by tracy puddle of portland
haiku seems easy
but getting five syllables
and then seven is --
Haiku # 8875, April 11, 2001 3:06 pm ET
by miro of portland
my name is miro
i often skip my classes
you gotta relax
Haiku # 8874, April 11, 2001 3:03 pm ET
by tracy puddle of portland
the man in the moon
peers through my bedroom window
goddam peeping tom
Haiku # 8873, April 11, 2001 3:02 pm ET
by tracy puddle of portland
Muppet doctor here
Elmo needs a test tickle
How 'bout granny's balls
Haiku # 8872, April 11, 2001 2:20 pm ET
by sweaty-toothed madman
What is a Russian
word for your gonorrhea?
it's Rotchyacrotchoff!
Haiku # 8871, April 11, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by Saint
Wise Confucious say:
Man who rushes through turnstyle
going to Bangcock
Haiku # 8870, April 11, 2001 2:00 pm ET
by Eric Estrada's hair-piece
What's a fancy word
in German that means braziere?
Shtoppemfromfloppen
Haiku # 8869, April 11, 2001 1:39 pm ET
by Conrad's hair-piece
Misogynist, yes
that's me, why should I put up
with all women's shit?
Haiku # 8868, April 11, 2001 1:32 pm ET
by Saint
Easter week hoopla --
Jesus Christ, Superstar on
PBS tonight.
Haiku # 8867, April 11, 2001 12:46 pm ET
by Windsong
why crucify me?
why hast thou forsaken me?
god didn't answer
Haiku # 8866, April 11, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by mellie
a spy on the roof
does he or she have a name
i wish i knew more
Haiku # 8865, April 11, 2001 10:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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