Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

my alter-ego
superficial superman
criteria met
Haiku # 8879, April 11, 2001 3:37 pm ET
by SPOOOOOON!
Your sources say no?
Well who asked you anyway,
you stupid 8 ball!?
Haiku # 8878, April 11, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by George's bush
(translation)don't lose the money
what do you think of the girl?
no kiss for you (bye)
Haiku # 8877, April 11, 2001 3:08 pm ET
by tracy puddle of portland
verliert das geld nicht
wie findest du das madchen?
kein kuss fur dich (tchuss)
Haiku # 8876, April 11, 2001 3:08 pm ET
by tracy puddle of portland
haiku seems easy
but getting five syllables
and then seven is --
Haiku # 8875, April 11, 2001 3:06 pm ET
by miro of portland
my name is miro
i often skip my classes
you gotta relax
Haiku # 8874, April 11, 2001 3:03 pm ET
by tracy puddle of portland
the man in the moon
peers through my bedroom window
goddam peeping tom
Haiku # 8873, April 11, 2001 3:02 pm ET
by tracy puddle of portland
Muppet doctor here
Elmo needs a test tickle
How 'bout granny's balls
Haiku # 8872, April 11, 2001 2:20 pm ET
by sweaty-toothed madman
What is a Russian
word for your gonorrhea?
it's Rotchyacrotchoff!
Haiku # 8871, April 11, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by Saint
Wise Confucious say:
Man who rushes through turnstyle
going to Bangcock
Haiku # 8870, April 11, 2001 2:00 pm ET
by Eric Estrada's hair-piece
What's a fancy word
in German that means braziere?
Shtoppemfromfloppen
Haiku # 8869, April 11, 2001 1:39 pm ET
by Conrad's hair-piece
Misogynist, yes
that's me, why should I put up
with all women's shit?
Haiku # 8868, April 11, 2001 1:32 pm ET
by Saint
Easter week hoopla --
Jesus Christ, Superstar on
PBS tonight.
Haiku # 8867, April 11, 2001 12:46 pm ET
by Windsong
why crucify me?
why hast thou forsaken me?
god didn't answer
Haiku # 8866, April 11, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by mellie
a spy on the roof
does he or she have a name
i wish i knew more
Haiku # 8865, April 11, 2001 10:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I joined the ashram
but the swami turned nasty
I thought he was god
Haiku # 8864, April 11, 2001 10:21 am ET
by mellie
A spy revealed on the roof
Soap opera turn keeps a secret concealed
These are the source of unrest last night
Haiku # 8863, April 11, 2001 10:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
seeking direction
some people find religion
but easter than where ?
Haiku # 8862, April 11, 2001 9:44 am ET
by ash
so you made me cross
overdosed on forgiveness
ain't no cruisy fix
Haiku # 8861, April 11, 2001 9:42 am ET
by ash
recycled jesus
disposable messiah
rolled out one more time
Haiku # 8860, April 11, 2001 9:35 am ET
by ash
processing produce
rich resin resonating
eyes burn before j's
Haiku # 8859, April 11, 2001 9:18 am ET
by ash
procrastination
thus No Haiku Submitted
till a later time
Haiku # 8858, April 11, 2001 9:12 am ET
by ash
surging smashing rush
massive swell ripper pounding
powerful slamming

pumping waves heaven
coming up for breath of air
ride of a lifetime
Haiku # 8857, April 11, 2001 5:31 am ET
by mellie, sose all of us

he slept like the dead
there was a resurection
erect resurgence
Haiku # 8856, April 11, 2001 5:11 am ET
by mellie
he keeps firing banks
anonymous poet waits
in empty carpark
Haiku # 8855, April 11, 2001 12:53 am ET
by mellie
Haiku # 8854, April 10, 2001 11:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8853, April 10, 2001 11:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8852, April 10, 2001 11:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8851, April 10, 2001 11:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
smartest thing ever
to come out of a woman's
mouth? Why,Einsteins cock...!
Haiku # 8850, April 10, 2001 11:14 pm ET
by speaking of lame old jokes
prison cell haiku
some throw their shit through the bars
e-togetherness
Haiku # 8849, April 10, 2001 11:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mr Cosby says:
Haiku # 8848, April 10, 2001 11:05 pm ET
by Pedro of CA
My cow is quite sick
He has green and yellow stripes
It
Haiku # 8847, April 10, 2001 11:05 pm ET
by Pedro of CA
Haiku # 8846, April 10, 2001 11:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8845, April 10, 2001 11:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A pants less pastor
Easy to spot the best man
A nudist wedding

Haiku # 8844, April 10, 2001 11:04 pm ET
by Pedro of CA
Haiku # 8843, April 10, 2001 11:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Gandhi is alive!
No more passive resistance
He's gonna kick ass
Haiku # 8842, April 10, 2001 11:04 pm ET
by Pedro of CA
Haiku # 8841, April 10, 2001 11:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8840, April 10, 2001 11:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8839, April 10, 2001 11:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8838, April 10, 2001 11:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8837, April 10, 2001 11:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8836, April 10, 2001 11:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The two bunnies sit
I slip my feet inside them
Bestiality?
Haiku # 8835, April 10, 2001 11:03 pm ET
by Pedro of CA
Haiku # 8834, April 10, 2001 11:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8833, April 10, 2001 11:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8832, April 10, 2001 11:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8831, April 10, 2001 11:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8830, April 10, 2001 11:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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