Bad Haiku

he keeps firing banks
anonymous poet waits
in empty carpark

Haiku # 8855, April 11, 2001 12:53 am ET

by mellie

Haiku # 8854, April 10, 2001 11:15 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Haiku # 8853, April 10, 2001 11:15 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Haiku # 8852, April 10, 2001 11:15 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Haiku # 8851, April 10, 2001 11:15 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

smartest thing ever
to come out of a woman's
mouth? Why,Einsteins cock...!

Haiku # 8850, April 10, 2001 11:14 pm ET

by speaking of lame old jokes

prison cell haiku
some throw their shit through the bars
e-togetherness

Haiku # 8849, April 10, 2001 11:08 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Mr Cosby says:

Haiku # 8848, April 10, 2001 11:05 pm ET

by Pedro of CA

My cow is quite sick
He has green and yellow stripes
It

Haiku # 8847, April 10, 2001 11:05 pm ET

by Pedro of CA

Haiku # 8846, April 10, 2001 11:05 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Haiku # 8845, April 10, 2001 11:05 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

A pants less pastor
Easy to spot the best man
A nudist wedding

Haiku # 8844, April 10, 2001 11:04 pm ET

by Pedro of CA

Haiku # 8843, April 10, 2001 11:04 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Gandhi is alive!
No more passive resistance
He's gonna kick ass

Haiku # 8842, April 10, 2001 11:04 pm ET

by Pedro of CA

Haiku # 8841, April 10, 2001 11:04 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Haiku # 8840, April 10, 2001 11:04 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Haiku # 8839, April 10, 2001 11:04 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Haiku # 8838, April 10, 2001 11:04 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Haiku # 8837, April 10, 2001 11:03 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Haiku # 8836, April 10, 2001 11:03 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

The two bunnies sit
I slip my feet inside them
Bestiality?

Haiku # 8835, April 10, 2001 11:03 pm ET

by Pedro of CA

Haiku # 8834, April 10, 2001 11:03 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Haiku # 8833, April 10, 2001 11:03 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Haiku # 8832, April 10, 2001 11:03 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Haiku # 8831, April 10, 2001 11:03 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Haiku # 8830, April 10, 2001 11:02 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Haiku # 8829, April 10, 2001 11:02 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Haiku # 8828, April 10, 2001 11:02 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Haiku # 8827, April 10, 2001 11:02 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Haiku # 8826, April 10, 2001 11:02 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Haiku # 8825, April 10, 2001 11:02 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Haiku # 8824, April 10, 2001 11:01 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Haiku # 8823, April 10, 2001 11:01 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Is that haiku PORN,
or could it be haiku PRAWN?
Grandma has a cock.

Haiku # 8822, April 10, 2001 10:10 pm ET

by Windsong

oh yes, haiku prOn
i feel sorta like i know
more scuzzy people

Haiku # 8821, April 10, 2001 9:28 pm ET

by bruce

when did badhaiku
turn into badhaiku pr0n?
this is pretty lame

Haiku # 8820, April 10, 2001 8:54 pm ET

by furthur8

Don't need no K-Y
when you have an agile tongue
licking the right place.

Haiku # 8819, April 10, 2001 5:18 pm ET

by Windsong

belly to belly
or back to back, don't need no
stinking KY jelly

Haiku # 8818, April 10, 2001 5:15 pm ET

by anthony

I am wearing my
warmish, cozy, cunt scented
edible panties.

Haiku # 8817, April 10, 2001 5:06 pm ET

by Windsong

Windsong you thrill me
paper mache my penis
soak my nuts in oil

Haiku # 8816, April 10, 2001 4:53 pm ET

by Thunder Stork

looking at my dick
a cold lump of clay and hair
a small alien

Haiku # 8815, April 10, 2001 4:47 pm ET

by Thunder Stork

when i meet Ms. Right
i'll tell her, "get in my pants!"
"get the chalupa!"

hot or mild, you ask?
santa fe or the baja?
just eat the clown meat

Haiku # 8814, April 10, 2001 4:33 pm ET

by boobles the clown

my dear monkeyturd:
you must retype these reports
in 5-7-5 form

Haiku # 8813, April 10, 2001 4:29 pm ET

by Boss

dear boss:

will there be anything else?
I was getting worried that you might feel
that you hadn't wasted enough of my time today.

Haiku # 8812, April 10, 2001 3:52 pm ET

by monkeyturd

Meaty Boy? Puzzle.
Does he look like a Big Boy
Only more endowed?

Haiku # 8811, April 10, 2001 3:18 pm ET

by Drophammer

ravioli man
not quite the superhero
we need here right now

captain celery
and sandwich head, his sidekick
will beat meaty boy

Haiku # 8810, April 10, 2001 3:17 pm ET

by sango orangutango

I am the chaos
I am the haiku death god
Fantastic poet

Haiku # 8809, April 10, 2001 3:15 pm ET

by Drophammer

I got a whopper
at Burger King, but I dont
think that was mayo

Haiku # 8808, April 10, 2001 1:19 pm ET

by Saint

Me and my buddy
Fucked this skank with the stank slit
It was not great fun

Haiku # 8807, April 10, 2001 1:12 pm ET

by Kackarott

Windsong, I agree
all haiku should be like mine.
What are you wearing?

Haiku # 8806, April 10, 2001 1:05 pm ET

by Saint

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