Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 319 Days and 78440 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 319 Days and 78440 Haiku later...
My cow is quite sick
He has green and yellow stripes
It
He has green and yellow stripes
It
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A pants less pastor
Easy to spot the best man
A nudist wedding
Easy to spot the best man
A nudist wedding
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Gandhi is alive!
No more passive resistance
He's gonna kick ass
No more passive resistance
He's gonna kick ass
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The two bunnies sit
I slip my feet inside them
Bestiality?
I slip my feet inside them
Bestiality?
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Is that haiku PORN,
or could it be haiku PRAWN?
Grandma has a cock.
or could it be haiku PRAWN?
Grandma has a cock.
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oh yes, haiku prOn
i feel sorta like i know
more scuzzy people
i feel sorta like i know
more scuzzy people
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when did badhaiku
turn into badhaiku pr0n?
this is pretty lame
turn into badhaiku pr0n?
this is pretty lame
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Don't need no K-Y
when you have an agile tongue
licking the right place.
when you have an agile tongue
licking the right place.
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belly to belly
or back to back, don't need no
stinking KY jelly
or back to back, don't need no
stinking KY jelly
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I am wearing my
warmish, cozy, cunt scented
edible panties.
warmish, cozy, cunt scented
edible panties.
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Windsong you thrill me
paper mache my penis
soak my nuts in oil
paper mache my penis
soak my nuts in oil
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looking at my dick
a cold lump of clay and hair
a small alien
a cold lump of clay and hair
a small alien
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when i meet Ms. Right
i'll tell her, "get in my pants!"
"get the chalupa!"
hot or mild, you ask?
santa fe or the baja?
just eat the clown meat
i'll tell her, "get in my pants!"
"get the chalupa!"
hot or mild, you ask?
santa fe or the baja?
just eat the clown meat
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my dear monkeyturd:
you must retype these reports
in 5-7-5 form
you must retype these reports
in 5-7-5 form
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dear boss:
will there be anything else?
I was getting worried that you might feel
that you hadn't wasted enough of my time today.
will there be anything else?
I was getting worried that you might feel
that you hadn't wasted enough of my time today.
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Meaty Boy? Puzzle.
Does he look like a Big Boy
Only more endowed?
Does he look like a Big Boy
Only more endowed?
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ravioli man
not quite the superhero
we need here right now
captain celery
and sandwich head, his sidekick
will beat meaty boy
not quite the superhero
we need here right now
captain celery
and sandwich head, his sidekick
will beat meaty boy
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I got a whopper
at Burger King, but I dont
think that was mayo
at Burger King, but I dont
think that was mayo
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Me and my buddy
Fucked this skank with the stank slit
It was not great fun
Fucked this skank with the stank slit
It was not great fun
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Windsong, I agree
all haiku should be like mine.
What are you wearing?
all haiku should be like mine.
What are you wearing?
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more than once it seems
I am so greedy needy
thirsting for the juice
I am so greedy needy
thirsting for the juice
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would prefer sucking
at the front not sucking back
I don't see the point
at the front not sucking back
I don't see the point
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would prefer sucking
at the front not sucking back
I don't see the point
at the front not sucking back
I don't see the point
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would prefer sucking
at the front not sucking back
I don't see the point
at the front not sucking back
I don't see the point
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words rhythms beating
or sex or sex orally
for some anally
or sex or sex orally
for some anally
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It's not bloody fair!
#1 Haiku about
filling up the FRIDGE!!!!!
It should be about
something crucial, like balls or
cocks or cum or shit!!!!
#1 Haiku about
filling up the FRIDGE!!!!!
It should be about
something crucial, like balls or
cocks or cum or shit!!!!
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Electrical tape,
Sonar equipment, yak pelt:
Things my love is like.
Sonar equipment, yak pelt:
Things my love is like.
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