The two bunnies sit
I slip my feet inside them
Bestiality?
by Pedro of CA
Is that haiku PORN,
or could it be haiku PRAWN?
Grandma has a cock.
by Windsong
oh yes, haiku prOn
i feel sorta like i know
more scuzzy people
by bruce
when did badhaiku
turn into badhaiku pr0n?
this is pretty lame
by furthur8
Don't need no K-Y
when you have an agile tongue
licking the right place.
by Windsong
belly to belly
or back to back, don't need no
stinking KY jelly
by anthony
I am wearing my
warmish, cozy, cunt scented
edible panties.
by Windsong
Windsong you thrill me
paper mache my penis
soak my nuts in oil
by Thunder Stork
looking at my dick
a cold lump of clay and hair
a small alien
by Thunder Stork
when i meet Ms. Right
i'll tell her, "get in my pants!"
"get the chalupa!"
hot or mild, you ask?
santa fe or the baja?
just eat the clown meat
by boobles the clown
my dear monkeyturd:
you must retype these reports
in 5-7-5 form
by Boss
dear boss:
will there be anything else?
I was getting worried that you might feel
that you hadn't wasted enough of my time today.
by monkeyturd
Meaty Boy? Puzzle.
Does he look like a Big Boy
Only more endowed?
by Drophammer
ravioli man
not quite the superhero
we need here right now
captain celery
and sandwich head, his sidekick
will beat meaty boy
by sango orangutango
I am the chaos
I am the haiku death god
Fantastic poet
by Drophammer
I got a whopper
at Burger King, but I dont
think that was mayo
by Saint
Me and my buddy
Fucked this skank with the stank slit
It was not great fun
by Kackarott
Windsong, I agree
all haiku should be like mine.
What are you wearing?
by Saint
more than once it seems
I am so greedy needy
thirsting for the juice
by mellie
would prefer sucking
at the front not sucking back
I don't see the point
by mellie
would prefer sucking
at the front not sucking back
I don't see the point
by mellie
would prefer sucking
at the front not sucking back
I don't see the point
by mellie
words rhythms beating
or sex or sex orally
for some anally
by mellie
It's not bloody fair!
#1 Haiku about
filling up the FRIDGE!!!!!
It should be about
something crucial, like balls or
cocks or cum or shit!!!!
by Windsong
Electrical tape,
Sonar equipment, yak pelt:
Things my love is like.
by Priest
hey is verbiage
french? veni vidi vici
tabula rasa
by mellie
that latin moves me
roamin' round the pyamids
in medias res
modus vivendi
modus operandi too
O mea culpa
this badhaiku is
complete and utter verbiage
per se pro forma
by mellie, nota bene Marcus Antonius
Sail up Kak Canyon,
Pillow-Biting-Drophammer -
Uphill Gardener
by Saint
Cleopatra loved
to pet and clit-o licktra
meant she'd suck me back
by Anthony
no, I don't butt-fuck
but you do and want to see
everyone like you
by Anthony
Saint, your flame attacks
are misunderstood, and lost
in some bad grammar
by Drophammer
Priest much search elsewhere
after having you Drop, for it's
like sex with a cave
by Saint
Priest is quite turgid
Swollen Saint-seeking missile
Finds its mark. Entry!
by Drophammer
Saint finds glorious
repose, bent over, waiting
for plunging man-meat
by Drophammer
