Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Saint finds glorious
repose, bent over, waiting
for plunging man-meat
Haiku # 8790, April 10, 2001 10:21 am ET
by Drophammer
but enough about
Grandma, she's been so silly
cocked, hands in her pants
Haiku # 8789, April 10, 2001 10:19 am ET
by Drophammer
Horizon swallows
glowing solar thunder storm.
Grandma has a cock.
Haiku # 8788, April 10, 2001 10:02 am ET
by ap
we need to leave by
seven thirty to find a
parking place over there

unless we walk but
it's in the math science part
near rlm hall
Haiku # 8787, April 10, 2001 9:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
screaming and flailing
thrusting pelvises surround
slick with sweat, unclench!
Haiku # 8786, April 10, 2001 9:51 am ET
by Drophammer
sheer pulsing image
haiku that's shocking, subtle
where have you gone to
Haiku # 8785, April 10, 2001 9:50 am ET
by Drophammer
how many more sleeps
tell the bunny comes frothing?
hope his name is Buck
Haiku # 8784, April 10, 2001 6:21 am ET
by mellie
Cleo liked it lots
happened too much in the end
O an asp not arse

Haiku # 8783, April 10, 2001 5:24 am ET
by mellie
Anthony likes it in the butt
Haiku # 8782, April 10, 2001 2:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I know a girl Liz
She sticks da cross where fish live
"I see the light, Christ"
Haiku # 8781, April 10, 2001 2:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of In mi pussy
I know a girl Liz
Haiku # 8780, April 10, 2001 2:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tiny Penises
Look like Lincoln Logs in heat
I can not feel shit
Haiku # 8779, April 10, 2001 2:18 am ET
by J about K of 3rd floor
no sweeter music
G major and Cminor
together symphonic

play variations
the same theme keeps returning
no sweeter music
Haiku # 8778, April 10, 2001 2:12 am ET
by mellie
My left hand fingers
strive for exquisite release...
I cum at my desk.
Haiku # 8777, April 9, 2001 10:39 pm ET
by Windsong
Pink dress stiffening
as the female cum hardens
into a thick paste.
Haiku # 8776, April 9, 2001 10:37 pm ET
by Windsong
Warm ejaculate
dripping down my legs after
e-mail sex encounter.
Haiku # 8775, April 9, 2001 10:34 pm ET
by Windsong
In my solitude...
bliss is a warm vibrator
set to medium.
Haiku # 8774, April 9, 2001 10:19 pm ET
by Windsong
v major minor
practicing arpeggios
fingers finding key
Haiku # 8773, April 9, 2001 8:35 pm ET
by mellie
procrastination
my timeless fascination
it's not too late yet
Haiku # 8772, April 9, 2001 7:07 pm ET
by VerbaLizer of NYC
snow falling outside
causes me to reminisce
i jerk off slowly
Haiku # 8771, April 9, 2001 6:25 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
A man was selfish
With my emtions and heart
Anger made me cheat
Haiku # 8770, April 9, 2001 6:04 pm ET
by cheatin' heart of Hartford
thank you for the real
haiku sunset screaming guy
better than bad froth!
Haiku # 8769, April 9, 2001 5:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
lets make the ditch work
i will spend some time at bill's
product support page
Haiku # 8768, April 9, 2001 5:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Scream without a sound
Echoing through sunset glow
Till sunrise wakens
Haiku # 8767, April 9, 2001 5:45 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
lets talk about it
tonight on the phone along
with other details
Haiku # 8766, April 9, 2001 5:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Yes an invite it is
Just you you you you you
You you.
Haiku # 8765, April 9, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I like big butts and
I cannot tell you a lie
Holy crap, it's huge
Haiku # 8764, April 9, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what is willow creek
do you want to me go there
who did you invite
Haiku # 8763, April 9, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I lick the plate clean.
Shower's so steamy it hurts.
Mama knows the way.
Haiku # 8762, April 9, 2001 4:39 pm ET
by Costa of Ohio
it was a good day
saturday was a good day
meant no more whacking
Haiku # 8761, April 9, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
Mutant mosquitos
Invaded my neighborhood
and epidermis.

Haiku # 8760, April 9, 2001 3:30 pm ET
by Sarcasmo of on empty
mel on a Beaver
heaving, cleaving, weaving, ah
never leaving me
Haiku # 8759, April 9, 2001 3:13 pm ET
by Beaver
yellow rain falling
heave one up for the Beaver
incoherent rage
Haiku # 8758, April 9, 2001 3:12 pm ET
by Beaver
looking for cartoons
take a trip to chromacide
feasting eyes and ears
Haiku # 8757, April 9, 2001 2:56 pm ET
by geoff of "fashion district"
mel on a beamer
streaming, screaming, creaming, ah!
raging cyclasm
Haiku # 8756, April 9, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by sango orangutango
one up on bad poems
leaving for lunch wondering
who will go with me
Haiku # 8755, April 9, 2001 1:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Drop, fat one's juicy
watermelon keep looking
you'll find a cherry
Haiku # 8754, April 9, 2001 1:09 pm ET
by mellie
boff that vulva, boff
boff, cum, boff. Keep on boffin'.
See? Now it's frothy!
Haiku # 8753, April 9, 2001 12:58 pm ET
by ap
It would be heaven
on the seat of a beamer
bliss for my pussy
Haiku # 8752, April 9, 2001 12:47 pm ET
by mellie
knew you liked fruit Drop
cherry and melon spit pips
straight out the window
Haiku # 8751, April 9, 2001 12:43 pm ET
by mellie
box of tissues near
or lavatory paper
saves keyboard ap
Haiku # 8750, April 9, 2001 12:40 pm ET
by mellie
what did freddie say?
FRANKIE went to hollywood
relax, don't do it

freddie asked us all
who wants to live forever
oh when love must die?
Haiku # 8749, April 9, 2001 12:33 pm ET
by Drophammer
relax, don't do it
when you want to go to it
when you want to cum

freddie said it best
relax and come out fighting
relax, don't do it
Haiku # 8748, April 9, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by boobles the clown
camping is very fun
easter may not be the best
time to puke outside
Haiku # 8747, April 9, 2001 12:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
froth is the center
the creative power of
liquid, fluid, stuff
Haiku # 8746, April 9, 2001 11:42 am ET
by Drophammer
Mellie, creative
juices flow. It's messy work -
haiku arousal.

Haiku # 8745, April 9, 2001 11:30 am ET
by ap
what's with all the froth
bad sex poems are getting worse
gross repressed people
Haiku # 8744, April 9, 2001 11:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I take no mercy
it matters not, I shall go
ridicule you all
Haiku # 8743, April 9, 2001 11:27 am ET
by Saint
Damn it Damn it Damn
it. Eight syllables again
Damn it Damn it Damn
Haiku # 8742, April 9, 2001 11:26 am ET
by Saint
My ass plays music
A song drifts upon my ass wind
it's my ass Windsong
Haiku # 8741, April 9, 2001 11:25 am ET
by Saint
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