Drop, fat one's juicy
watermelon keep looking
you'll find a cherry
by mellie
boff that vulva, boff
boff, cum, boff. Keep on boffin'.
See? Now it's frothy!
by ap
It would be heaven
on the seat of a beamer
bliss for my pussy
by mellie
knew you liked fruit Drop
cherry and melon spit pips
straight out the window
by mellie
box of tissues near
or lavatory paper
saves keyboard ap
by mellie
what did freddie say?
FRANKIE went to hollywood
relax, don't do it
freddie asked us all
who wants to live forever
oh when love must die?
by Drophammer
relax, don't do it
when you want to go to it
when you want to cum
freddie said it best
relax and come out fighting
relax, don't do it
by boobles the clown
camping is very fun
easter may not be the best
time to puke outside
by Anonymous Poet
froth is the center
the creative power of
liquid, fluid, stuff
by Drophammer
Mellie, creative
juices flow. It's messy work -
haiku arousal.
by ap
what's with all the froth
bad sex poems are getting worse
gross repressed people
by Anonymous Poet
I take no mercy
it matters not, I shall go
ridicule you all
by Saint
Damn it Damn it Damn
it. Eight syllables again
Damn it Damn it Damn
by Saint
My ass plays music
A song drifts upon my ass wind
it's my ass Windsong
by Saint
Private haiku board
no room for interlopers
back to the rafters.
by Windsong
A gentleman I,
or I would make an offer
for tasting someone
by Saint
whoa mellie, hang on
sweet vulva, are they cherry?
or watermelon?
by Drophammer
sweet bubbling froth
dribbling from within me
open sphincter sings
by Drophammer
mopac is better
from the seat of a beamer
hybreds are cool though
by Anonymous Poet
mellie's all woman
she's got a vulva so sweet
beautiful big breats
cutest clitoris
her vagina is heaven
all good fa' lickin'
by mellie
you are all phallic
cleaning out empty colons
this is bad haiku
by jerm
provocative red
crashing into aeroplane
it was a set up
free world told the truth
america not at fault
bad comm-akaze
that chinese airspace
nowhere near as protected
as u.s. airwaves
by ash
There is nobody here.
I could write more Tarzan crap
and not be abused.
Better to stay with
groaning bowels and wacking off.
Shit's a sure winner.
by ap
Cruising MoPac at 65
Toyota mutant passes swifly
Batteries make good juice.
by Anonymous Poet
Desperation here
Deep thundering within, must
use public toilet
by Saint
hormone river flows
deep, thick, lazy, delicious.
sweet mellie haiku.
by ap
huge waves pounding her
Mudjimba crouches down low
moonlight moaning
Maroochy is roaring
ocean sucking her right out
I just sit and watch
by mellie, my dreaming
it's all a gamble
on a train bound for nowhere
it is the journey
by mellie
our weekend over
it always happens like that
can't catch us napping
over our weekend
we play up we go feral
during the week too
by mellie
Weekend comes to end
Bad haiku was lacking here
Hope Monday better
by Saint
Ass is now clean, and
now it smells like roses, but
thorns hurt very much
by Saint
animosity
should be saved for the assholes
at work on monday
by bruce
stupid assholes
by Anonymous Poet
Crustacean, n.
Detritus of shit. Shit chips.
Formed around anus.
by ap
it's an affair to
dissembler, tier of grossing
out just re-poot "yuck!"
yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by boo
yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Anonymous Poet
yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Anonymous Poet
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by Anonymous Poet
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by Anonymous Poet
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by Anonymous Poet
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by Anonymous Poet
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by Anonymous Poet
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by Anonymous Poet
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by Anonymous Poet
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by Anonymous Poet
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by Anonymous Poet
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by Anonymous Poet
yuck!!!!
by Anonymous Poet
yuck!!!
by Anonymous Poet
Gardening season.
Stick a trowel in my asshole,
dig for warm, moist soil.
by Windsong
