Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

yuck!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 8711, April 8, 2001 4:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yuck!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 8710, April 8, 2001 4:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yuck!!!!!!!
Haiku # 8709, April 8, 2001 4:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yuck!!!!!!
Haiku # 8708, April 8, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yuck!!!!!
Haiku # 8707, April 8, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yuck!!!!
Haiku # 8706, April 8, 2001 3:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yuck!!!
Haiku # 8705, April 8, 2001 3:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Gardening season.
Stick a trowel in my asshole,
dig for warm, moist soil.

Haiku # 8704, April 8, 2001 3:57 pm ET
by Windsong
yuck!!
Haiku # 8703, April 8, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yuck!
Haiku # 8702, April 8, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yuck
Haiku # 8701, April 8, 2001 3:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I share Saint's problem.
Scrub the bung with bottle brush.
Still skid mark my shorts.

Haiku # 8700, April 8, 2001 11:48 am ET
by ap
christ has risen christ
almighty sponge came out wet
it was not his blood

that lance went in yes
I think this is what happened
but I can't be sure
Haiku # 8699, April 8, 2001 11:13 am ET
by mellie
modern messiah
hit me with some crucifix
shall i die in vein ?
Haiku # 8698, April 8, 2001 7:34 am ET
by ash
basic hygiene Saint
girls like a date to smell like
rising hot cross buns

so hop to it lad
easter bunnies will reward
effort you put in
Haiku # 8697, April 8, 2001 6:18 am ET
by mellie
It's late Saturday
or early sunday, it's still
a dateless weekend
Haiku # 8696, April 8, 2001 2:34 am ET
by Saint
Very rancid smell
searching to find source of it
found it - it's my ass
Haiku # 8695, April 8, 2001 2:32 am ET
by Saint
Miss E great Epic!
recommend you read it but
don't try it (8530-8510)
Haiku # 8694, April 7, 2001 5:00 pm ET
by quasimodo
can't get brains off drugs
without breaking a few brains
seen it on t.v.
Haiku # 8693, April 7, 2001 4:56 pm ET
by quasimodo
crack surrogacy
for sex lack 2close2 exlax
see it landing - LAX
Haiku # 8692, April 7, 2001 4:54 pm ET
by boo
Fingertips dyed green...
You can't MAKE green eggs and ham
with Easter egg dye.
Haiku # 8691, April 7, 2001 4:22 pm ET
by Windsong
Passover comes soon
It's the time of the year for
Unleavened haiku
Haiku # 8690, April 7, 2001 1:26 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Crack has a bad name
In my humble opinion
Just give it a try.
Haiku # 8689, April 7, 2001 1:23 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
my boss is in jail
embezzlement is his crime
he stole to buy crack
Haiku # 8688, April 7, 2001 1:31 am ET
by ozlore of first door on the right
www.netives.com/
More addictive than haiku
and rounder, as well.
Haiku # 8687, April 6, 2001 8:29 pm ET
by Windsong
my eight week old pup
gets more action than i do
leg humping bastard
Haiku # 8686, April 6, 2001 6:48 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
a new perspective
yesterday's headlines a joke
dog shit on the news
Haiku # 8685, April 6, 2001 6:42 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
few men have the skill
to brush teeth and pee at once
i am a master
Haiku # 8684, April 6, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
straining for morass
similies, poets like diapers
need go through changes.
Haiku # 8683, April 6, 2001 6:10 pm ET
by boo
Saint, you take an oth-
erwise dull day and cause me
to inhale coffee.
Haiku # 8682, April 6, 2001 5:50 pm ET
by Windsong
what worthy woman
were you wondering of Saint
while you wanked wildly?
Haiku # 8681, April 6, 2001 5:07 pm ET
by mellie
The worth of a wife
may be incalculable.
I can't find any.
Haiku # 8680, April 6, 2001 5:06 pm ET
by ap
bend over Saint - you're
Proculus: on knees, criscoed
ready for the fist
Haiku # 8679, April 6, 2001 5:03 pm ET
by Drophammer
Single women - none
of worth left on this planet
Hands are callused now
Haiku # 8678, April 6, 2001 5:01 pm ET
by Saint
Spaghetti Strainer
inserted into my ass
Shit noodles come forth
Haiku # 8677, April 6, 2001 4:55 pm ET
by Saint
looked out my back door
saw moon shining in the west
it was not so bad
Haiku # 8676, April 6, 2001 4:51 pm ET
by mellie
i will run at five
in the wind and with the wolf
is sushi in south
Haiku # 8675, April 6, 2001 4:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Thundering Belches
Spewing forth as a prelude
to my frothing ass
Haiku # 8674, April 6, 2001 4:50 pm ET
by Saint
Routine is redundant
Sushi, wine with a stem and Blow,
But only after run.
Haiku # 8673, April 6, 2001 4:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
business trip over
back home for rest and lovn
beer pizza and trek
Haiku # 8672, April 6, 2001 4:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
mini skirts glued to breasts:
ah, Sex Trek - prepubescent
queers dream Spock bugs Kirk/*
Haiku # 8671, April 6, 2001 1:32 pm ET
by boo
spy sovergnty,
got back some gadgets sold us
originally.
Haiku # 8670, April 6, 2001 1:27 pm ET
by quasimodo
"it's not logical
captain", said spock, "I have needs
also, please bend over"

Haiku # 8669, April 6, 2001 11:53 am ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
so upset for Priest
I forgot about counting
just saw buns frothing
Haiku # 8668, April 6, 2001 11:48 am ET
by mellie
priest mistakenly
sat on his long eared chocky one
chocolate buns frothing
Haiku # 8667, April 6, 2001 11:46 am ET
by mellie
Check out my basket.
Reach in far. D'ja feel them eggs?
Frothy buns with cream.
Haiku # 8666, April 6, 2001 11:00 am ET
by ap
Easter jerking off --
colored boiled eggs fit just right.
Hallelujah! Cum!
Haiku # 8665, April 6, 2001 10:40 am ET
by Windsong
christ he has risen
at y' easter holiday
holy frothy buns
Haiku # 8664, April 6, 2001 10:15 am ET
by mellie
fertility rites
resurrection of jesus
a long weekend off
Haiku # 8663, April 6, 2001 9:24 am ET
by ash
Egg cellent. Easter
haiku! Please check my basket.
Granny's frothy buns!
Haiku # 8662, April 6, 2001 8:43 am ET
by ap
< 50 Less Recent Haiku 50 More Recent Haiku >