Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

mini skirts glued to breasts:
ah, Sex Trek - prepubescent
queers dream Spock bugs Kirk/*
Haiku # 8671, April 6, 2001 1:32 pm ET
by boo
spy sovergnty,
got back some gadgets sold us
originally.
Haiku # 8670, April 6, 2001 1:27 pm ET
by quasimodo
"it's not logical
captain", said spock, "I have needs
also, please bend over"

Haiku # 8669, April 6, 2001 11:53 am ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
so upset for Priest
I forgot about counting
just saw buns frothing
Haiku # 8668, April 6, 2001 11:48 am ET
by mellie
priest mistakenly
sat on his long eared chocky one
chocolate buns frothing
Haiku # 8667, April 6, 2001 11:46 am ET
by mellie
Check out my basket.
Reach in far. D'ja feel them eggs?
Frothy buns with cream.
Haiku # 8666, April 6, 2001 11:00 am ET
by ap
Easter jerking off --
colored boiled eggs fit just right.
Hallelujah! Cum!
Haiku # 8665, April 6, 2001 10:40 am ET
by Windsong
christ he has risen
at y' easter holiday
holy frothy buns
Haiku # 8664, April 6, 2001 10:15 am ET
by mellie
fertility rites
resurrection of jesus
a long weekend off
Haiku # 8663, April 6, 2001 9:24 am ET
by ash
Egg cellent. Easter
haiku! Please check my basket.
Granny's frothy buns!
Haiku # 8662, April 6, 2001 8:43 am ET
by ap
all easter haiku
(suit yourselves about friday)
should have frothy buns
Haiku # 8661, April 6, 2001 8:33 am ET
by mellie
under Easter moon
Yowie howls and prowls,*YOWIE*
his buns are frothing
Haiku # 8660, April 6, 2001 8:28 am ET
by mellie
The bunyip stalks me.
Frothy hot cross buns delight
jaded haiku art.
Haiku # 8659, April 6, 2001 7:53 am ET
by ap
Haiku # 8658, April 6, 2001 7:48 am ET
by ap
my tongue loves probing
yummy juicy ones for sure
taste buds salivate
Haiku # 8657, April 6, 2001 7:18 am ET
by mellie
bunnies make me itch
the coloured silver sheathed ones
put my teeth on edge
Haiku # 8656, April 6, 2001 6:52 am ET
by mellie
Salaciously wake
me, mellie. Loose your funny
bunny haiku tales!
Haiku # 8655, April 6, 2001 5:40 am ET
by ap
well that was mis-judged
how easy to lose timing
a split-second thing
Haiku # 8654, April 6, 2001 4:52 am ET
by mellie
wind beneath their wings
a new bloody red barron
goes down in China Sea
Haiku # 8653, April 6, 2001 4:50 am ET
by mellie
President Bush says
Wang Wei went wrong way
um....... regretfully
Haiku # 8652, April 6, 2001 4:49 am ET
by mellie
fierce thrashing howling
some can take the cuts and grin
others just wimper
Haiku # 8651, April 6, 2001 2:25 am ET
by mellie
whine swine mine wine fine
pretty pearls slimey lustre
I thought they were lost
Haiku # 8650, April 6, 2001 2:18 am ET
by mellie
Truly I bave been
anointed with haiku joy!
"Send that bad haiku!"
Haiku # 8649, April 5, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by ap
Throw swine before pearls?
Exalt in contestant art?
Is ignorance bliss?




Haiku # 8648, April 5, 2001 7:09 pm ET
by ap
should art criticize?
Duhhh! unto others as you...
go 'head, I DARE ya!
Haiku # 8647, April 5, 2001 6:41 pm ET
by boo
that which is not, is
they who claim to know, don't know
there is no 'here' here
Haiku # 8646, April 5, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by soma of beatingaroundthebush
disturbed and confused
certain of uncertainty
neither here nor there
Haiku # 8645, April 5, 2001 4:09 pm ET
by soma of western hemishphere
I pee, butterfly
lands on me, so beautiful.
why are my legs wet?
Haiku # 8644, April 5, 2001 3:19 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Bad haiku. It's art,
comedy, entertainment.
Best part is, it's free!

It's two, two, two mints..
Wait a minute now. That's a
different advert.

Haiku # 8643, April 5, 2001 2:26 pm ET
by ap
Bad haiku is art.
Should one artist criticize
another's bad 'ku?
Haiku # 8642, April 5, 2001 1:50 pm ET
by ap
always criticise.
you who were taught not to think,
question dumbing down.
Haiku # 8641, April 5, 2001 1:40 pm ET
by boo
Inconclusive

even recount proves
twat would still be president
even if gore won

gore's bro governor?
twat would still be pestilent.
let Nader debate!
Haiku # 8640, April 5, 2001 1:37 pm ET
by unconceding of white Outhouse
Never criticize
Bad haiku or the author.
Perfect bad haiku.
Haiku # 8639, April 5, 2001 1:33 pm ET
by ap
"ain't interested"
say the ones who cum to her
suggestion, "try it!"
Haiku # 8638, April 5, 2001 1:17 pm ET
by tomcruise of jerk
Miss E has such mind
and she has such a lively
twat - you'd think I'd mind
Haiku # 8637, April 5, 2001 1:15 pm ET
by Britney Spears of too lazy to herself
stomping a rectum
churning a colon with cleats
such dark bloody treats
Haiku # 8636, April 5, 2001 10:41 am ET
by boobles the clown
Step on the rectum!
Like a penny rolling by.
Good help hard to find.
Haiku # 8635, April 5, 2001 10:27 am ET
by ap
Last night, my colon
Attempted to turn itself
Inside out. It did.

Now, it trails behind
As I walk on, it dangles
Betwixt thighs and drips.
Haiku # 8634, April 5, 2001 10:16 am ET
by Drophammer
I know we speak of
Fecal matter quite often
But wow... my ass hurts.
Haiku # 8633, April 5, 2001 10:15 am ET
by Drophammer
the pree fishies swim
i like to watch them all day
swim pree fishies! swim!
Haiku # 8632, April 5, 2001 10:12 am ET
by Pree
Awaken straightend.
Hard as Superman's kneecap.
Blue visionary.
Haiku # 8631, April 5, 2001 8:59 am ET
by ap
I'm at his service
ancillairy position
subordinate cause
Haiku # 8630, April 5, 2001 8:12 am ET
by mellie
the lord has risen
so has the yeast, it's frothing
my buns are ruined
Haiku # 8629, April 5, 2001 8:10 am ET
by mellie
Hey Morning Night Guy --
at least it's 5-7-5 crap.
That makes it High Art.
Haiku # 8628, April 5, 2001 7:53 am ET
by Windsong
just crap and more crap!!!
crap and crap and crap this is
really bad haiku
Haiku # 8627, April 5, 2001 1:22 am ET
by morning night and weekends TOO!
mate like a rabbit!
sorry your buns like ear-muffs
what's that? lettuce eat?

tell me what's up doc
my temperature is rising
and pulse is racing
Haiku # 8626, April 5, 2001 12:15 am ET
by mellie, head down tail up
on a treaure hunt
checking out your easter buns
make like a rabbit
Haiku # 8625, April 4, 2001 11:51 pm ET
by ash
easter is coming
Mellie's getting fat again
angoraphobic
Haiku # 8624, April 4, 2001 11:21 pm ET
by mellie
got the camping urge
best take familiar routes
get those swags unrolled
Haiku # 8623, April 4, 2001 11:19 pm ET
by mellie
empty eyes profound
Haiku # 8622, April 4, 2001 10:17 pm ET
by ap
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