Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

just crap and more crap!!!
crap and crap and crap this is
really bad haiku
Haiku # 8627, April 5, 2001 1:22 am ET
by morning night and weekends TOO!
mate like a rabbit!
sorry your buns like ear-muffs
what's that? lettuce eat?

tell me what's up doc
my temperature is rising
and pulse is racing
Haiku # 8626, April 5, 2001 12:15 am ET
by mellie, head down tail up
on a treaure hunt
checking out your easter buns
make like a rabbit
Haiku # 8625, April 4, 2001 11:51 pm ET
by ash
easter is coming
Mellie's getting fat again
angoraphobic
Haiku # 8624, April 4, 2001 11:21 pm ET
by mellie
got the camping urge
best take familiar routes
get those swags unrolled
Haiku # 8623, April 4, 2001 11:19 pm ET
by mellie
empty eyes profound
Haiku # 8622, April 4, 2001 10:17 pm ET
by ap
quiet and silent
the cars heater burns hotter
spreading my ass kiss
Haiku # 8621, April 4, 2001 9:04 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Everything's Nude Plunge:
8530-8510 is the best
GO THERE! SKIP THE REST!
Haiku # 8620, April 4, 2001 8:09 pm ET
by Miss Everything
windsong sky-dive nude
slit whistle while you do, woo!
toss cookies, snooky
Haiku # 8619, April 4, 2001 8:06 pm ET
by Miss Everything
Janis needs her DSL.
What is life without tivo?
Move back to LA.
Haiku # 8618, April 4, 2001 7:48 pm ET
by Eric of LA
Haiku # 8617, April 4, 2001 6:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
if janis would call back
birds fly across the window
but there is silence
Haiku # 8616, April 4, 2001 6:23 pm ET
by etana of tinseltown, ca
janis left town
she called yesterday
but didn't call back, sob, sob
Haiku # 8615, April 4, 2001 6:22 pm ET
by etana jacobson of hollywood, ca
www.familygames.com/
features/humor/haiku.html
random haiku generator.
Haiku # 8614, April 4, 2001 6:22 pm ET
by Windsong
Can't figure it out?
Well, the reason is so that
The sheep will push back!
Haiku # 8613, April 4, 2001 4:31 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
I got one, here, now
Where does the farmer fuck sheep?
On the edge of a cliff
Haiku # 8612, April 4, 2001 4:30 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
Poetry shows life
Give expression of a soul
Some sick people here! :)
Haiku # 8611, April 4, 2001 3:22 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
No DSL here?
Are you fucking kidding me
This city is screwed.
Haiku # 8610, April 4, 2001 2:19 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Scrotus, powerful SACK
Reservoir to Billions
Fearless to Jizz in your EYE
Haiku # 8609, April 4, 2001 1:55 pm ET
by NecroPedophile of Chicago Illinass
clothes pegs make good grips
I thought boobies might be birds
squeesing tits is fun
Haiku # 8608, April 4, 2001 1:30 pm ET
by mellie
sorry drophammer
I usually go to far
can't help myself pet (oops, yes I can)
Haiku # 8607, April 4, 2001 1:25 pm ET
by mellie
empty eye sockets
are not a good look A P
suck off those (eye) balls

holes are ready there
please slip them back in to see
what you have missed mate
Haiku # 8606, April 4, 2001 1:19 pm ET
by mellie
Priest, I am thinking
Of a card game based on cool
Movie scenes, quotes, dudes
Haiku # 8605, April 4, 2001 1:11 pm ET
by Drophammer
Priest awakens with start,
Where was he all yesterday?
With no modem line.
Haiku # 8604, April 4, 2001 1:06 pm ET
by Priest
some call me Angel
bittersweet, that... but in here
I am Drophammer
Haiku # 8603, April 4, 2001 1:05 pm ET
by Drophammer
Saint goes on retreat
when angels were singing hymn
and Priest holy praise
Haiku # 8602, April 4, 2001 12:58 pm ET
by mellie
mellie... ah mellie
such a name ripe for rhyming
your stuff, good to read
Haiku # 8601, April 4, 2001 12:50 pm ET
by Drophammer
I knew a bloke once
he was a man from Berlin
kept saying arse O
Haiku # 8600, April 4, 2001 12:49 pm ET
by mellie
grape nuts to ape nuts
ape shit to grape shit and there's
shit nuts for grape ape
Haiku # 8599, April 4, 2001 12:47 pm ET
by Drophammer
get a good grip
on somebody's firm boobies
smack 'em and squeeze 'em
Haiku # 8598, April 4, 2001 12:46 pm ET
by boobles the clown
g'day drophammer
a p was fretting for ya
he just went ape-shit
Haiku # 8597, April 4, 2001 12:45 pm ET
by mellie
my love's flesh hammer
pounding your pink monkey wrench
screwing up my glans
Haiku # 8596, April 4, 2001 12:42 pm ET
by sango orangutango of inside your ass
just deserts desert
boots regular docs
peach melba dessert
Haiku # 8595, April 4, 2001 12:41 pm ET
by mellie a real bed O win
I'm right here... you are
Never free from fear while I
Haunt this haiku world
Haiku # 8594, April 4, 2001 12:38 pm ET
by Drophammer
Where drophammer, Boy?
Where saint, ash, and the others?
Where the fuck are we?
Haiku # 8593, April 4, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by ap writing as Tarzan King of Jungle!
i wonder if i make a haiku
that has far too many syllables
in each line,will it get published on this page?
Haiku # 8592, April 4, 2001 11:39 am ET
by i wonder
do do do do do
do do do do daytona
let us go away
Haiku # 8591, April 4, 2001 11:35 am ET
by pree
Where is the thing, that will stop me.
Itchy tooth, watery gum.
Itchy tooth, watery gum.
Haiku # 8590, April 4, 2001 11:14 am ET
by Charles Maurice
Tarzan bad haiku
is really fuckin' awful.
Badder is better.
Haiku # 8589, April 4, 2001 11:05 am ET
by ap
Wingless crane no fly.
Tarzan laugh and eat that crane.
Granny has a cock.
Haiku # 8588, April 4, 2001 10:49 am ET
by ap writing as Tarzan King of Jungle!
The wingless crane flew
Backwards into the oak tree
How horrible, nein?
Haiku # 8587, April 4, 2001 10:37 am ET
by the wingless crane
they make no sense here
all of these so-called haikus
I goudge out eyes now
Haiku # 8586, April 4, 2001 10:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
NASDAQ going down.
Tarzan save his coconuts.
Tarzan laugh! You lose!
Haiku # 8585, April 4, 2001 10:30 am ET
by ap writing as Tarzan King of Jungle!
Tarzan live jungle.
Too many ants, no shower.
Croc live in bathtub.
Haiku # 8584, April 4, 2001 10:20 am ET
by ap writing as Tarzan King of Jungle!
Tarzan love jungle.
Many animals live there.
Jane need to trim bush.
Haiku # 8583, April 4, 2001 10:05 am ET
by ap writing as Tarzan King of Jungle!
Tarzan no yodel.
Too many syllabes! Ungh!
Grunt good! Fit in poem.
Haiku # 8582, April 4, 2001 10:00 am ET
by ap writing as Tarzan King of Jungle!
Cheetah good. No Bite!
Hairy nipple. Not talk much.
Tarzan like Cheetah.
Haiku # 8581, April 4, 2001 9:55 am ET
by ap writing as Tarzan King of Jungle!
Haiku bad. Get Boy!
Cheetah, Go find boy! Tight Bung.
Jane not bad. Boy good!
Haiku # 8580, April 4, 2001 9:50 am ET
by ap writing as Tarzan King of Jungle!
supernova burned
fire burn cauldren bubble
hubble's spaced far out
Haiku # 8579, April 4, 2001 8:46 am ET
by mellie, brushing up my shaakespeare
fair's fowl and fowl's fair
hover through the filthy air
grandma's killing swine
Haiku # 8578, April 4, 2001 8:44 am ET
by mellie,thanks to Bill S.,(macbeth)
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