grape nuts to ape nuts
ape shit to grape shit and there's
shit nuts for grape ape
by Drophammer
get a good grip
on somebody's firm boobies
smack 'em and squeeze 'em
by boobles the clown
g'day drophammer
a p was fretting for ya
he just went ape-shit
by mellie
my love's flesh hammer
pounding your pink monkey wrench
screwing up my glans
by sango orangutango of inside your ass
just deserts desert
boots regular docs
peach melba dessert
by mellie a real bed O win
I'm right here... you are
Never free from fear while I
Haunt this haiku world
by Drophammer
Where drophammer, Boy?
Where saint, ash, and the others?
Where the fuck are we?
by ap writing as Tarzan King of Jungle!
i wonder if i make a haiku
that has far too many syllables
in each line,will it get published on this page?
by i wonder
do do do do do
do do do do daytona
let us go away
by pree
Where is the thing, that will stop me.
Itchy tooth, watery gum.
Itchy tooth, watery gum.
by Charles Maurice
Tarzan bad haiku
is really fuckin' awful.
Badder is better.
by ap
Wingless crane no fly.
Tarzan laugh and eat that crane.
Granny has a cock.
by ap writing as Tarzan King of Jungle!
The wingless crane flew
Backwards into the oak tree
How horrible, nein?
by the wingless crane
they make no sense here
all of these so-called haikus
I goudge out eyes now
by Anonymous Poet
NASDAQ going down.
Tarzan save his coconuts.
Tarzan laugh! You lose!
by ap writing as Tarzan King of Jungle!
Tarzan live jungle.
Too many ants, no shower.
Croc live in bathtub.
by ap writing as Tarzan King of Jungle!
Tarzan love jungle.
Many animals live there.
Jane need to trim bush.
by ap writing as Tarzan King of Jungle!
Tarzan no yodel.
Too many syllabes! Ungh!
Grunt good! Fit in poem.
by ap writing as Tarzan King of Jungle!
Cheetah good. No Bite!
Hairy nipple. Not talk much.
Tarzan like Cheetah.
by ap writing as Tarzan King of Jungle!
Haiku bad. Get Boy!
Cheetah, Go find boy! Tight Bung.
Jane not bad. Boy good!
by ap writing as Tarzan King of Jungle!
supernova burned
fire burn cauldren bubble
hubble's spaced far out
by mellie, brushing up my shaakespeare
fair's fowl and fowl's fair
hover through the filthy air
grandma's killing swine
by mellie,thanks to Bill S.,(macbeth)
my nose declares war
is it sinus of the times ?
nuke us with mucus
by ash
canopy of stars
midnight at the oasis
ash is on fire
by mellie
at first this was fun
creating clever haikus
short attention span
by Anonymous Poet
morning harmony
swans glide with tranquility
load up the bong, dude
by Anonymous Poet
thanks for the forward
now I am aware of that
new mullet webpage
by Anonymous Poet
smell my finger, man
does that smell normal to you?
hey, you! please come back!
by Anonymous Poet
frat boy uniform
tennis visor sits askew
abercrombie hell
by Anonymous Poet
morning bleariness
piss stream out of my control
laundry imminent
by Anonymous Poet
what a burning pain!
be sure to ask your doctor
about new Valtrex
by Anonymous Poet
stock options worthless
no range rover for you now
eat shit dot-commer
by Anonymous Poet
Us politics?
republicans go to war.......
democrates get blown
by a china thing
He haikus real good,
better than I can haiku
What's the prize, Dubya?
by prhater of oakland, ca
I saw Madonna's
New video Tuesday night.
My God, how she sucks.
by M Longo MD of Philadelphia
You--I love you!-- You
So Crazy, I Think I Wan-
Na Have Yo' Baby...
by M. Longo MD of Philadlephia
I'm a Doctor On-
Call; So tired and sleepy
Can't sleep--write Haikus
by Anonymous Poet
welcome back sheena
I guess the moths have all left?
and all is now well?
by frenchy
My books pile up like
Mounds of mating tortoises
I need new bookshelves.
by Jobby of UK
Miss Everything's Haiku
made me have to toss off
before eating lunch.
by Windsong
"not right in the head"
a sign around my neck so
people know to watch
by Veegis The Vigorous Vicar
NASDAQ ends with Q.
You warthog faced buffoon, you!
Insult me? No more!
by Drophammer
look ash, quality
falling off some more: just like
NASDAC - hear them roar!
by boo
locker room ass bomb
someone let one rip away
bad gym etiquette
by Drophammer
Watch punctuation!
Commas and semicolon
colostomy bag.
by ap
Watch punctuation!
Commas and semicolon
colostomy bag.
by Anonymous Poet
Flowered poetry.
Smiley faced bad haiku.
No long words allowed.
by ap
foot and mouth burns bright
moo cow festers twilight
bugger king hazey
by simeon pistachio-muckspread of Stafford,UK
Are those tennis balls?
No, they are my testicles
Is that your racket?
by Undada Yomm
Anal Chuggling
rectum vibrating from such
gross acts of taboo
by Maruku of everywhere
