Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

welcome back sheena
I guess the moths have all left?
and all is now well?
Haiku # 8562, April 3, 2001 8:17 pm ET
by frenchy
My books pile up like
Mounds of mating tortoises
I need new bookshelves.
Haiku # 8561, April 3, 2001 6:08 pm ET
by Jobby of UK
Miss Everything's Haiku
made me have to toss off
before eating lunch.
Haiku # 8560, April 3, 2001 5:50 pm ET
by Windsong
"not right in the head"
a sign around my neck so
people know to watch
Haiku # 8559, April 3, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by Veegis The Vigorous Vicar
NASDAQ ends with Q.
You warthog faced buffoon, you!
Insult me? No more!
Haiku # 8558, April 3, 2001 5:30 pm ET
by Drophammer
look ash, quality
falling off some more: just like
NASDAC - hear them roar!
Haiku # 8557, April 3, 2001 4:48 pm ET
by boo
locker room ass bomb
someone let one rip away
bad gym etiquette
Haiku # 8556, April 3, 2001 4:26 pm ET
by Drophammer
Watch punctuation!
Commas and semicolon
colostomy bag.
Haiku # 8555, April 3, 2001 2:42 pm ET
by ap
Watch punctuation!
Commas and semicolon
colostomy bag.
Haiku # 8554, April 3, 2001 2:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Flowered poetry.
Smiley faced bad haiku.
No long words allowed.
Haiku # 8553, April 3, 2001 2:30 pm ET
by ap
foot and mouth burns bright
moo cow festers twilight
bugger king hazey
Haiku # 8552, April 3, 2001 2:21 pm ET
by simeon pistachio-muckspread of Stafford,UK
Are those tennis balls?
No, they are my testicles
Is that your racket?
Haiku # 8551, April 3, 2001 12:00 pm ET
by Undada Yomm
Anal Chuggling
rectum vibrating from such
gross acts of taboo
Haiku # 8550, April 3, 2001 11:56 am ET
by Maruku of everywhere
Profound bad haiku
Made to test my inetellect.
Shit sonnets now rule.
Haiku # 8549, April 3, 2001 11:17 am ET
by ap
quality down, ash?
oo, like you noticed just now!
toast Miss E and friend.
Haiku # 8548, April 3, 2001 11:17 am ET
by boo
re-puke-lickin's led
the way of poo, you all fall-
lowed suit - oh, so cute!
Haiku # 8547, April 3, 2001 11:14 am ET
by unconceding of white Outhouse
problem not the plane
in China, it's the bull in
stolen elections

we saw the lies that
said little boys choose first boy
of the dead kingdom

and we said we must
be blind to that, we must be
proud of shit always
Haiku # 8546, April 3, 2001 11:11 am ET
by unconceding of white Outhouse
centerfuge spinning
Harry hangs on for dear life
bowels trailing aft
Haiku # 8545, April 3, 2001 11:02 am ET
by Drophammer
do not doubt. i lurk.
ever watchful eyes probing.
when moved, i will write
Haiku # 8544, April 3, 2001 11:00 am ET
by praying mantis
inviting wetness
ripe oasis of love
i'm falling in deep
Haiku # 8543, April 3, 2001 10:33 am ET
by ash
twice upon a time
that same thing happens again
history repeats
Haiku # 8542, April 3, 2001 10:25 am ET
by ash
promote my privates
after they become major -
generalia ?
Haiku # 8541, April 3, 2001 10:23 am ET
by ash
where is this heading ?
quality is going down
like contributors
Haiku # 8540, April 3, 2001 10:15 am ET
by ash
Mellie, a dead dog?
Been there, suffered thru the pain.
So sorry, really.
Haiku # 8539, April 3, 2001 9:38 am ET
by Windsong
gaping hole ready.
Trafalgar's black plastic shroud.
gone to dog heaven.
Haiku # 8538, April 3, 2001 7:13 am ET
by mellie
Let's clear the air here.
three days twenty-four air men,
closure critical

Haiku # 8537, April 3, 2001 6:55 am ET
by mellie
Chilly in China.
I spy with my lettle eye
something beginning
Haiku # 8536, April 3, 2001 6:48 am ET
by mellie
assholes exit here
get out of my fucking face
thats what time it is
Haiku # 8535, April 3, 2001 1:09 am ET
by JeRm
I see Mr. T
On Missouri Title Loan
Commercial. Poor fool.
Haiku # 8534, April 3, 2001 12:44 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
po eats the pretzels
but they make him feel thirsty
Ying tong iddle I...
Haiku # 8533, April 3, 2001 12:03 am ET
by The Angry Magpie of Ostreelya
Miss Everything's Nude Plunge
c 4699 by the author
Haiku # 8532, April 2, 2001 11:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
here it is the EPIC
"Miss E's Nude Plunge" from haikus
#8530 - #8510 (excluding #8514)
Haiku # 8531, April 2, 2001 11:39 pm ET
by Miss E & Raul of wild on earth
Miss Everything's Nude Plunge

the latest thrill in
the skies, it's a logical
distension to fuck

to sky-dive naked
in tandem: from mile-high to
fall in luf/fuc-ked
Haiku # 8530, April 2, 2001 11:35 pm ET
by Miss Everything of in the blue sky
meet my buff lover,
Raul, and my friends in the
club: help us prepare
Haiku # 8529, April 2, 2001 11:32 pm ET
by Miss Everything of in the blue sky
fem oriented
strip me, and frigging freshen
my wet slit in prep

feel my beautiful
breasts, complimentary felt
by on-lickers, yeah!
Haiku # 8528, April 2, 2001 11:30 pm ET
by Miss Everything of in the blue sky
male preferences
strip him, and in succor raise
and harden his joint

curious fondling,
tickling hard-nut scrotum
and exciting meat
Haiku # 8527, April 2, 2001 11:28 pm ET
by Miss Everything of in the blue sky
the pretty succor
who firms my resolve needs must
help counter fear

for the chuteless plunge
out of the plane is enough
to shrink endurance
Haiku # 8526, April 2, 2001 11:25 pm ET
by Raul of in the blue sky
and the sweet face that
sucks on my pussy, makes me
ready to envelope,

my lover's penis.
he comes in from behind - then
we dive out the plane
Haiku # 8525, April 2, 2001 11:23 pm ET
by Miss Everything of in the blue sky
he clings while I spread
out to the wind, the updraft -
that suspends the soul...

high in the blue rush
he grips my hung breasts as we
are flung like a thrust
Haiku # 8524, April 2, 2001 11:20 pm ET
by Miss Everything of in the blue sky
furiously fucking
to forget fright, to reach height
of orgone in flight

angels... I carus...
knew not such delight, the might
to not fall out tight
Haiku # 8523, April 2, 2001 11:18 pm ET
by Raul of in the blue sky
though I come, I can't
churn or curl; I must maintain
position and cunt

to keep him inside
and delay our discent so
his ticker to ride...

can come in me like
lightening and spurt out of me
like sleet, white hot snow
Haiku # 8522, April 2, 2001 11:16 pm ET
by Miss Everything of in the blue sky
swooping preditor
in thunderpussy galore
such fuck I adore
Haiku # 8521, April 2, 2001 11:13 pm ET
by Miss Everything of in the blue sky
gripping her breasts as
they billow with breath, kicking
our legs in a fuck

oops, I fell out, her
slit starts to whistle and I
grow too limp to plug

we'll have to try it
some other time, if we can
survive this plunge now
Haiku # 8520, April 2, 2001 11:11 pm ET
by Raul of in the blue sky
but I want him to
come, we're still falling some
so I turn around

I tell him to stretch
into buffered fall and cling to
his undercarriage

I wiggle around
into sixty-nine so I
can suck off his cock
Haiku # 8519, April 2, 2001 11:08 pm ET
by Miss Everything of in the blue sky
I don't think it will
work, but her slit spreads before
me, I suck her clit

she mouths my penis
mastecates, masterbates me
the meat hardens up

egoless orgasm
comes from my prick: I barely
feel, she REALLY does
Haiku # 8518, April 2, 2001 11:05 pm ET
by Raul of in the blue sky
I've worked it before
on the ground, on a couch so
I know what to do

I continue to
fellate til the fellow won't
wait, comes in my face
Haiku # 8517, April 2, 2001 11:01 pm ET
by Miss Everything of in the sky blue
the kick of his hips
the churn of his nuts, the swell
of his hose, the cum

the effervescent
sperm swims on my tongue, I take
it back to my throat
Haiku # 8516, April 2, 2001 10:59 pm ET
by Miss Everything of in the sky blue
I pump him with nod
I cling to his bod, in the
sky, I suck him dry

I came in the fuck
I brought him off in the suck
now, live-to-tell luck
Haiku # 8515, April 2, 2001 10:56 pm ET
by Miss Everything of in the sky blue
Hmmm.. the china thing
bush-"troubled" does this mean war?
or a bowel movement?
Haiku # 8514, April 2, 2001 10:56 pm ET
by pigdog
Miss E! not much time
we must spin round for the pond
hands in and aside

like furless flying
squirrels, cum drops still blowing
off in the drop wind
Haiku # 8513, April 2, 2001 10:53 pm ET
by Raul of in the sky blue
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