Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

gripping her breasts as
they billow with breath, kicking
our legs in a fuck

oops, I fell out, her
slit starts to whistle and I
grow too limp to plug

we'll have to try it
some other time, if we can
survive this plunge now
Haiku # 8520, April 2, 2001 11:11 pm ET
by Raul of in the blue sky
but I want him to
come, we're still falling some
so I turn around

I tell him to stretch
into buffered fall and cling to
his undercarriage

I wiggle around
into sixty-nine so I
can suck off his cock
Haiku # 8519, April 2, 2001 11:08 pm ET
by Miss Everything of in the blue sky
I don't think it will
work, but her slit spreads before
me, I suck her clit

she mouths my penis
mastecates, masterbates me
the meat hardens up

egoless orgasm
comes from my prick: I barely
feel, she REALLY does
Haiku # 8518, April 2, 2001 11:05 pm ET
by Raul of in the blue sky
I've worked it before
on the ground, on a couch so
I know what to do

I continue to
fellate til the fellow won't
wait, comes in my face
Haiku # 8517, April 2, 2001 11:01 pm ET
by Miss Everything of in the sky blue
the kick of his hips
the churn of his nuts, the swell
of his hose, the cum

the effervescent
sperm swims on my tongue, I take
it back to my throat
Haiku # 8516, April 2, 2001 10:59 pm ET
by Miss Everything of in the sky blue
I pump him with nod
I cling to his bod, in the
sky, I suck him dry

I came in the fuck
I brought him off in the suck
now, live-to-tell luck
Haiku # 8515, April 2, 2001 10:56 pm ET
by Miss Everything of in the sky blue
Hmmm.. the china thing
bush-"troubled" does this mean war?
or a bowel movement?
Haiku # 8514, April 2, 2001 10:56 pm ET
by pigdog
Miss E! not much time
we must spin round for the pond
hands in and aside

like furless flying
squirrels, cum drops still blowing
off in the drop wind
Haiku # 8513, April 2, 2001 10:53 pm ET
by Raul of in the sky blue
we bank and direct
to the pool of soft water
where - like cliff divers

our hurtling wobble
will steady our timing to
perfect a prefect...
Haiku # 8512, April 2, 2001 10:51 pm ET
by Raul of in the blue sky
swan dive in the splash
washing our love worn bodies
of sin and danger
Haiku # 8511, April 2, 2001 10:48 pm ET
by Miss Everything of from high blue to deep blue
lovers and fuckers
we bob in the water, oh!
alive as the sun

alive as the sun
in the sky, as birds that fly.
Way to live! or die...
Haiku # 8510, April 2, 2001 10:46 pm ET
by Miss E & Raul of on earth again
I ate a salad.
My colon cried out, "Hooray!
Green vegetation!"

(Hey, I didn't say "shit".)
Haiku # 8509, April 2, 2001 10:00 pm ET
by Windsong
ash, come out and play
don't be afraid of the dung
beetles have armor

and i have a bug
my yellow vw
will cruise through shitsville

(lord i'm tired of the ass/shit jokes)
Haiku # 8508, April 2, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by sheena
a christian witch I
think I am or this confused
seeker of times and old
obcessions mixed with
empathy, rage, sadness, joy
always faith, and loss
Haiku # 8507, April 2, 2001 9:50 pm ET
by Moxie of Mellie, themadtaer@hotmail.com
my new boss is male
he's s0o0o chauvinist piggish
his dress code -no slacks

for women, that is
for men, no shorts are the rule
and nothing fuchsia!
Haiku # 8506, April 2, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by sheena
sorry about that, the server screwed up
Haiku # 8505, April 2, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by sheena
blind mice, see them run
through the corporate mazes
no cheese at the end

bloody knife awaits
gee, freudian or what, huh?
she cuts off their tails
Haiku # 8504, April 2, 2001 9:45 pm ET
by sheena
blind mice, see them run
through the corporate mazes
no cheese at the end

bloody knife awaits
gee, freudian or what, huh?
she cuts off their tails
Haiku # 8503, April 2, 2001 9:42 pm ET
by sheena
horrid poetry
keeps getting horrider yet
when will the shit quit?
Haiku # 8502, April 2, 2001 9:31 pm ET
by sheena
your word is like dust
blasphemy is your ticket
train crash forever
Haiku # 8501, April 2, 2001 8:38 pm ET
by Pedro of Cali
goodhaiku.com?
oh webmaster of this site
laughing to himself
Haiku # 8500, April 2, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by Pedro of Cali
A beautiful day
a cesspool of bad, haikus
why can't you be good?
Haiku # 8499, April 2, 2001 8:33 pm ET
by Pedro of Cali
Claritin enchains
drug pushing doctors are slaves
my nose is runny
Haiku # 8498, April 2, 2001 8:27 pm ET
by Pedro of Cali
beating against ground
heart injured and no repair
footsteps on a cloud

Haiku # 8497, April 2, 2001 6:36 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
Gentle lady talks
Phone rings and the rage begins
Tech support is hell!
Haiku # 8496, April 2, 2001 6:25 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
Gentle lady talks
Phone rings and the rage begins
Tech support is hell!
Haiku # 8495, April 2, 2001 6:25 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
Paper buries me.
Words and numbers without end
Grog want to DESTROY!!!
Haiku # 8494, April 2, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
Says Mary Magdalene,
"Jesus, me love you long time."
Jesus had a cock.
Haiku # 8493, April 2, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by ap
Very busy day
much work around me, well that
and cleaning my ass
Haiku # 8492, April 2, 2001 4:50 pm ET
by Saint
I eat the dead cow
It is rotten and lumpy
Oh the big lard. Fin.
Haiku # 8491, April 2, 2001 4:22 pm ET
by balls of balls
this is so strange here
where are all the wonder boys?
saint, drop, praying man

that's priest, not mantis.
solace is mount madonna
such beautiful words

where's anonymous
poet ash,moxie's missing
no more grog, I thirst
Haiku # 8490, April 2, 2001 1:43 pm ET
by mellie
Where are my dear friends
Gently posting winds of ass
And puddles of taint?
Haiku # 8489, April 2, 2001 1:43 pm ET
by Priest
i stroke endlessly
my penis becomes raw and
everyone gets wet

fear my peckersnot!
contaminated with the dank!
chum chum bow wow UNF!
Haiku # 8488, April 2, 2001 1:16 pm ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
highnoon@Hainan
I spy with my little eye
something beginning
Haiku # 8487, April 2, 2001 6:13 am ET
by mellie
you need a plunger:
perhaps even remove bung:
or just eat prunes, mate
Haiku # 8486, April 2, 2001 2:32 am ET
by mellie,suggestions for bung daddy
I like the red ones
But not the ones with speckles
They're watermelon
Haiku # 8485, April 2, 2001 2:27 am ET
by Crash Davis
I plugged the toilet
Drove in from Winemucca
Didn't shit this morning
Haiku # 8484, April 2, 2001 1:26 am ET
by Bung Daddy
Haiku # 8483, April 2, 2001 1:23 am ET
by Bung
He arose aroused.
touched her libidinous neck
bit lightly, and dreampt

Haiku # 8482, April 1, 2001 11:05 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
only new condoms
the choirboy told me so
insert fingers here
Haiku # 8481, April 1, 2001 9:23 pm ET
by jerm
spinning then slipping
resounding crack on landing
sharp ensuing howl
Haiku # 8480, April 1, 2001 8:53 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
eyes glazed with ointment
it's not good when their arms swell
or so they tell me
Haiku # 8479, April 1, 2001 8:48 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
grey bedrock ridgeback
undulates through the landscape
clad in moss and leaves
Haiku # 8478, April 1, 2001 8:44 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
a crease or a fold
can never be taken back
paper's memory
Haiku # 8477, April 1, 2001 8:39 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
now they come again
with their cold steel and dead eyes
she hears the footsteps
Haiku # 8476, April 1, 2001 8:36 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
this man gets no love
lonliness is not the key
theyr'e better off dead
Haiku # 8475, April 1, 2001 8:16 pm ET
by jerM of NH
spring break, sleep: good things
return to school, planes: bad things
this, that: no matter
Haiku # 8474, April 1, 2001 7:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i cannot count now
way too much booze in system
now i am the fool
Haiku # 8473, April 1, 2001 6:02 pm ET
by jerm
right hand beats off
time to clean up the big spill
before people see
Haiku # 8472, April 1, 2001 5:59 pm ET
by JERM
Cobra snake necktie.
Yikes! George Thorogood is nuts.
Snakes really scare me.
Haiku # 8471, April 1, 2001 5:07 pm ET
by ap
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