He arose aroused.
touched her libidinous neck
bit lightly, and dreampt
by Brady of Toronto
only new condoms
the choirboy told me so
insert fingers here
by jerm
spinning then slipping
resounding crack on landing
sharp ensuing howl
by mount madonna mama
eyes glazed with ointment
it's not good when their arms swell
or so they tell me
by mount madonna mama
grey bedrock ridgeback
undulates through the landscape
clad in moss and leaves
by mount madonna mama
a crease or a fold
can never be taken back
paper's memory
by mount madonna mama
now they come again
with their cold steel and dead eyes
she hears the footsteps
by mount madonna mama
this man gets no love
lonliness is not the key
theyr'e better off dead
by jerM of NH
spring break, sleep: good things
return to school, planes: bad things
this, that: no matter
by Anonymous Poet
i cannot count now
way too much booze in system
now i am the fool
by jerm
right hand beats off
time to clean up the big spill
before people see
by JERM
Cobra snake necktie.
Yikes! George Thorogood is nuts.
Snakes really scare me.
by ap
pettiness exists
inside those who cannot see
one's own Viagra
by jerm of north of Boston
Eh there, what the fuck?
The last haiku posted here
gets seen all Sunday!
Mellie gets to win
the honor of being the
top haiku dog gal.
by Windsong
so cheerio Cliff
drizzling of rum on crushed ice
happy little sips
by mellie, P C 1
just so much hot air
all that talk at kyoto
switch on the aircon
by ash
Serbian haiku.
Shit's hard enough without that
diasbility!
by ap
Let it go, Solbey!
Do your damndest bad haiku.
Grandma has a cock!
by Anonymous Poet
i am drunk now and
my vaime is loaded who can
be seen from window?
by Slobodan Milosevic
i respect shitty
poets they remind me of
my drunken father
by Slobodan Milosevic
i am not sure what
i should do, so i will leave
it to bad haiku
by Slobodan Milosevic
Sorry ass haiku
Really has too many fuckin syllables.
Bad haiku is really really fuckin good.
Granny has a cock!
by ap
my dumbass computer
matches my sorry excuse
of a boyfriend
by Anonymous Poet
Distant redneck roar.
Stock car racing starts tonight.
Their Grannies have cocks.
by ap
No Haiku shortage.
Put your brain on fuckin' hold.
Grandma has a cock!
by ap
I really said it!
"Your is is getting really fat."
Jack off for six weeks.
by ap
to bed with wet hair
comes morning.appearance of
an oxymoron
by bruce
Going to auction.
Anyone need anything?
Cocks of any kind?
by Windsong
The crowds have dispersed
Winter wains in the city
The poets march on
by Janis of Toronto
Hair Removal Kit
said not to use on my balls
now my crotch is bald
I have no pubes now
My nuts look like mister clean
oh, how it itches!
by Slug
So as Onan goes,
Such pleasure unfulfilling.
I choose pudendum!
by ap
I feel so privleged
just played a game with the lad
he came at his desk
thanked me profusely.
it was my pleasure, I said
It didn't take long
by mellie
oh willing vessel
i/o device is a waste
spray my jizz on your??????
by Anonymous Poet
A sticky keyboard
implies great jizzing power.
What a man he is!!
by Windsong
by mellie, hell he he he that is so bad
he said he was a mess
and left abruptly to wash.
his keyboard's sticky
by mellie
Shrill butt trumpet song
heralds my awakening.
Too much beer and beef.
by ap
this world was lucky
but don't get up gentlemen
bob dylan passed through
by mellie
my master controls
every move that I make.
man, do I wriggle!
by mellie, good little pupil, eager to please
get you arse in gear
am expecting some cock-up
just come mate, come soon
by mellie (this is what granny wants , so there!)
Hey, you cannot cound?
You cannot even spell good.
But I love you still.
by Windsong
I am quite drunk.
Sorry for the last haiku.
I cannot cound.
by it be poem
Hurts when I pee.
I shoud not have poked those sheep.
Foot and mouth disease abounds.
by it be poem
Man, I've got the runs!
I ate some bad bacon, cause'
Grandma has a cock!
by Slug
