Hair Removal Kit
said not to use on my balls
now my crotch is bald
I have no pubes now
My nuts look like mister clean
oh, how it itches!
by Slug
So as Onan goes,
Such pleasure unfulfilling.
I choose pudendum!
by ap
I feel so privleged
just played a game with the lad
he came at his desk
thanked me profusely.
it was my pleasure, I said
It didn't take long
by mellie
oh willing vessel
i/o device is a waste
spray my jizz on your??????
by Anonymous Poet
A sticky keyboard
implies great jizzing power.
What a man he is!!
by Windsong
by mellie, hell he he he that is so bad
he said he was a mess
and left abruptly to wash.
his keyboard's sticky
by mellie
Shrill butt trumpet song
heralds my awakening.
Too much beer and beef.
by ap
this world was lucky
but don't get up gentlemen
bob dylan passed through
by mellie
my master controls
every move that I make.
man, do I wriggle!
by mellie, good little pupil, eager to please
get you arse in gear
am expecting some cock-up
just come mate, come soon
by mellie (this is what granny wants , so there!)
Hey, you cannot cound?
You cannot even spell good.
But I love you still.
by Windsong
I am quite drunk.
Sorry for the last haiku.
I cannot cound.
by it be poem
Hurts when I pee.
I shoud not have poked those sheep.
Foot and mouth disease abounds.
by it be poem
Man, I've got the runs!
I ate some bad bacon, cause'
Grandma has a cock!
by Slug
Camel toe surprise!
i sniff your stanky wu wu!
Many pisses here.
by ap
Terrible bad poems
Forged out sick and strange minds
God I love this page!
by Grog of Seattle
come come my lady
i make your legs shake, you make
granny have a cow
by bruce
Post your bad haiku
While i chase my withered balls
Wife ordered pizza
by Anonymous Poet
We sit and wait here
where is the creative man
chasing balls somewhere
by Anonymous Poet
THE DAY NOT YET DONE
I PICK MY ASS IN TORMENT
HEIDI LOVES ARLEN
by Anonymous Poet
Fresh wind fill my sail,
set course for the North horizon.
Grandma has a cock!
by ap
Got first date jitters
Better not get fookin drunk
DOH! Maybe next time.
by freakshow
Cthulu I am...
I have clained that name before
Crawling chaos NOW!
by Drophammer
holy hell i'm bored
want to shoot the dj she's
just not punk as fuck
by snarlen of victoria
Listen, his name called
Hushed below a, "Cthulu,"
Truer power comes.
by WormWood
by [b]test[/b] of {b}test{/b}
What kind of cock and
ball story is this any-
way? (Bad Haiku form?)
by Windsong
At least bad haiku
is still haiku, Frank. Not yours.
Learn to count better.
by praying mantis
Cocks? Balls? Explosion?
Viagra is good but...
It should be used responsibly!
Yeah!
by Frank
On Santa's big lap
My scrotum goes POP! My balls
Are gathered by elves
by Drophammer
Stand straight, if you can
hauling that gargantuan
testicle about...
I'm no kidding, LOOK!
It's like sputnik: spherical,
but pointy in parts.
by Priest
Towels will not help
but i need a new scrotum
this one is wrinkled.
by Anonymous Poet
Granny's Raisin Bread
two cups ass raisins
mix well with fresh crusty bread
stir with granny's cock
by AP
POW! You know the sound...
Ask Santa for new scrotum
And maybe some towels.
by Priest
Granny's Ass Gravy
five large chalupa
six bottles of corona
mix with granny's cock
by Anonymous Poet
Granny's Ass Gravy
five large chalupa
six bottles of corona
mix with granny's cock
by Anonymous Poet
HEY BOB! We've replaced
your left testicle with new
Folger's Brand Coffee!
by Drophammer
Cock catastrophe!
Penile implant explosion!
Whoa! Are those my balls?
by AP
No inspiration.
Depressing ass gravey flow.
Do not waste that food!
by AP
Granny's biscuit huh?
Where does she get the yeast to
make such a fine treat?
by Saint
granny has a cock
and now a giant biscuit
deep within our Saint
by Drophammer
sleeves up, I plunge in
fisting the butt gravy font
with granny's biscuit
by Drophammer
Clenching buttocks push
First giant air biscuit then
ass gravy follows
by Saint
terrorists would 'jack
Saint's plane to kidnap his ass
They would be sorry...
by Drophammer
before Saint can go
to Australia we must
warn them of his ass
by Drophammer
Solace, my happy friend
I am buried in shit now
Why bother at death?
by Drophammer
Try the gay Steward.
He will fasten your seat belt.
Make you smile all day!
by Anonymous Poet
Long flight, eighteen hours
or more. need very good reason
to go. Any ideas?
by Saint
