Got first date jitters
Better not get fookin drunk
DOH! Maybe next time.
by freakshow
Cthulu I am...
I have clained that name before
Crawling chaos NOW!
by Drophammer
holy hell i'm bored
want to shoot the dj she's
just not punk as fuck
by snarlen of victoria
Listen, his name called
Hushed below a, "Cthulu,"
Truer power comes.
by WormWood
by [b]test[/b] of {b}test{/b}
What kind of cock and
ball story is this any-
way? (Bad Haiku form?)
by Windsong
At least bad haiku
is still haiku, Frank. Not yours.
Learn to count better.
by praying mantis
Cocks? Balls? Explosion?
Viagra is good but...
It should be used responsibly!
Yeah!
by Frank
On Santa's big lap
My scrotum goes POP! My balls
Are gathered by elves
by Drophammer
Stand straight, if you can
hauling that gargantuan
testicle about...
I'm no kidding, LOOK!
It's like sputnik: spherical,
but pointy in parts.
by Priest
Towels will not help
but i need a new scrotum
this one is wrinkled.
by Anonymous Poet
Granny's Raisin Bread
two cups ass raisins
mix well with fresh crusty bread
stir with granny's cock
by AP
POW! You know the sound...
Ask Santa for new scrotum
And maybe some towels.
by Priest
Granny's Ass Gravy
five large chalupa
six bottles of corona
mix with granny's cock
by Anonymous Poet
Granny's Ass Gravy
five large chalupa
six bottles of corona
mix with granny's cock
by Anonymous Poet
HEY BOB! We've replaced
your left testicle with new
Folger's Brand Coffee!
by Drophammer
Cock catastrophe!
Penile implant explosion!
Whoa! Are those my balls?
by AP
No inspiration.
Depressing ass gravey flow.
Do not waste that food!
by AP
Granny's biscuit huh?
Where does she get the yeast to
make such a fine treat?
by Saint
granny has a cock
and now a giant biscuit
deep within our Saint
by Drophammer
sleeves up, I plunge in
fisting the butt gravy font
with granny's biscuit
by Drophammer
Clenching buttocks push
First giant air biscuit then
ass gravy follows
by Saint
terrorists would 'jack
Saint's plane to kidnap his ass
They would be sorry...
by Drophammer
before Saint can go
to Australia we must
warn them of his ass
by Drophammer
Solace, my happy friend
I am buried in shit now
Why bother at death?
by Drophammer
Try the gay Steward.
He will fasten your seat belt.
Make you smile all day!
by Anonymous Poet
Long flight, eighteen hours
or more. need very good reason
to go. Any ideas?
by Saint
do come on down Saint
twice as much fun here, just look
at our dollar man
aussie zoo nearby
crocodiles to see and oh
the big pinapple
by mellie
Oh Drop when you die
Satisfy your dream we will
Bury you in shit
by Solace of MI
To pee or not to
There are cartoons on TV
Maybe I can... Oops
by Solace of MI
crapophilia
poo fixations, fecal thoughts,
all must now succumb
by Drophammer
A shite-obsession,
Saint -- Anonymous Poet
have crap in common.
by Windsong
By all reasoned means,
You should always endeavour
to visit granny!
by Anonymous Poet
Australia, my
next vacation spot I think
where should I visit?
by Saint - to Mellie
I have failed along
with Drop, four seven five not
five seven five. GRRRRRRR!
by Saint
Coming this fall
Sci-Fi pornicopia
it's new it's Spooge Trek!
by Saint
Seismic tremorae
Deep within me, I explode
with trouser chili
by Saint
My colon complains!
Deep dish pizza rumble!
Mushrooms come out whole.
by Anonymous Poet
My growling bowel!
Is Spock in there with Granny!
Captain Kirk approves!
by Anonymous Poet
Spock with the long ears
or Spock into baby shit?
Spock's name is "Cock Spock".
by Windsong
What was Spock's first name?
Was it Henry? William? Ed?
His name was Bob Spock.
by Captain Jerk
Juke Joint Jezebel
Be my sister salvation
For my cremation
by KMFDM
I have failed in my intention to remain 5-7-5
I had eight syllables with the sly Mr. Spock
and now, I see no reason to refrain
for that matter, why 3 lines?
I am in HAIKU HELL!!!
by Drophammer
Granny got a cock
beat the clock, knock knock, Mr. Spock
beam aboard the cock
by Drophammer
View this talent lack
l write again and again:
Granny has a cock.
by Priest
So back to asses,
Drip mustard, catsup, jelly!
So much food in there!
by Anonymous Poet
Transgendered Granny,
Sad, becocked, senior matron!
May she rest in peace!
by Anonymous Poet
To quote Solace here:
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! No more
about granny's cock!
by Saint
Johnny Cash! Fire Ass!
Dixie Chicks! Dicks on Chicks!
Granny has a cock!
by Anonymous Poet
