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Granny's Ass Gravy

five large chalupa
six bottles of corona
mix with granny's cock
Haiku # 8411, March 30, 2001 3:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Granny's Ass Gravy

five large chalupa
six bottles of corona
mix with granny's cock
Haiku # 8410, March 30, 2001 3:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
HEY BOB! We've replaced
your left testicle with new
Folger's Brand Coffee!
Haiku # 8409, March 30, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by Drophammer
Cock catastrophe!
Penile implant explosion!
Whoa! Are those my balls?
Haiku # 8408, March 30, 2001 3:27 pm ET
by AP
No inspiration.
Depressing ass gravey flow.
Do not waste that food!
Haiku # 8407, March 30, 2001 3:19 pm ET
by AP
Granny's biscuit huh?
Where does she get the yeast to
make such a fine treat?
Haiku # 8406, March 30, 2001 2:38 pm ET
by Saint
granny has a cock
and now a giant biscuit
deep within our Saint
Haiku # 8405, March 30, 2001 2:38 pm ET
by Drophammer
sleeves up, I plunge in
fisting the butt gravy font
with granny's biscuit
Haiku # 8404, March 30, 2001 2:37 pm ET
by Drophammer
Clenching buttocks push
First giant air biscuit then
ass gravy follows
Haiku # 8403, March 30, 2001 2:35 pm ET
by Saint
terrorists would 'jack
Saint's plane to kidnap his ass
They would be sorry...
Haiku # 8402, March 30, 2001 1:58 pm ET
by Drophammer
before Saint can go
to Australia we must
warn them of his ass
Haiku # 8401, March 30, 2001 1:51 pm ET
by Drophammer
Solace, my happy friend
I am buried in shit now
Why bother at death?
Haiku # 8400, March 30, 2001 1:47 pm ET
by Drophammer
Try the gay Steward.
He will fasten your seat belt.
Make you smile all day!
Haiku # 8399, March 30, 2001 1:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Long flight, eighteen hours
or more. need very good reason
to go. Any ideas?
Haiku # 8398, March 30, 2001 1:23 pm ET
by Saint
do come on down Saint
twice as much fun here, just look
at our dollar man

aussie zoo nearby
crocodiles to see and oh
the big pinapple
Haiku # 8397, March 30, 2001 12:18 pm ET
by mellie
Oh Drop when you die
Satisfy your dream we will
Bury you in shit
Haiku # 8396, March 30, 2001 11:53 am ET
by Solace of MI
To pee or not to
There are cartoons on TV
Maybe I can... Oops
Haiku # 8395, March 30, 2001 11:51 am ET
by Solace of MI
crapophilia
poo fixations, fecal thoughts,
all must now succumb
Haiku # 8394, March 30, 2001 11:46 am ET
by Drophammer
A shite-obsession,
Saint -- Anonymous Poet
have crap in common.
Haiku # 8393, March 30, 2001 11:43 am ET
by Windsong
By all reasoned means,
You should always endeavour
to visit granny!
Haiku # 8392, March 30, 2001 11:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Australia, my
next vacation spot I think
where should I visit?
Haiku # 8391, March 30, 2001 11:30 am ET
by Saint - to Mellie
I have failed along
with Drop, four seven five not
five seven five. GRRRRRRR!
Haiku # 8390, March 30, 2001 11:29 am ET
by Saint
Coming this fall
Sci-Fi pornicopia
it's new it's Spooge Trek!
Haiku # 8389, March 30, 2001 11:26 am ET
by Saint
Seismic tremorae
Deep within me, I explode
with trouser chili
Haiku # 8388, March 30, 2001 11:25 am ET
by Saint
My colon complains!
Deep dish pizza rumble!
Mushrooms come out whole.
Haiku # 8387, March 30, 2001 11:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
My growling bowel!
Is Spock in there with Granny!
Captain Kirk approves!

Haiku # 8386, March 30, 2001 11:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Spock with the long ears
or Spock into baby shit?
Spock's name is "Cock Spock".
Haiku # 8385, March 30, 2001 10:56 am ET
by Windsong
What was Spock's first name?
Was it Henry? William? Ed?
His name was Bob Spock.
Haiku # 8384, March 30, 2001 10:53 am ET
by Captain Jerk
Juke Joint Jezebel
Be my sister salvation
For my cremation
Haiku # 8383, March 30, 2001 10:51 am ET
by KMFDM
I have failed in my intention to remain 5-7-5
I had eight syllables with the sly Mr. Spock
and now, I see no reason to refrain
for that matter, why 3 lines?
I am in HAIKU HELL!!!
Haiku # 8382, March 30, 2001 10:35 am ET
by Drophammer
Granny got a cock
beat the clock, knock knock, Mr. Spock
beam aboard the cock
Haiku # 8381, March 30, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Drophammer
View this talent lack
l write again and again:
Granny has a cock.
Haiku # 8380, March 30, 2001 10:26 am ET
by Priest
So back to asses,
Drip mustard, catsup, jelly!
So much food in there!
Haiku # 8379, March 30, 2001 10:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Transgendered Granny,
Sad, becocked, senior matron!
May she rest in peace!
Haiku # 8378, March 30, 2001 10:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
To quote Solace here:
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! No more
about granny's cock!
Haiku # 8377, March 30, 2001 10:01 am ET
by Saint
Johnny Cash! Fire Ass!
Dixie Chicks! Dicks on Chicks!
Granny has a cock!
Haiku # 8376, March 30, 2001 9:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
say god god god god
say tan satan satan say
god god god say tan
Haiku # 8375, March 30, 2001 9:33 am ET
by thegrue of down the hall
wailin' Waylon sang
sally was a god old girl
no, she don't think twice
Haiku # 8374, March 30, 2001 9:20 am ET
by mellie
Nat, Em and Marie
the sweet dixie chicks, as grandma's,
might take turns as cocks
Haiku # 8373, March 30, 2001 9:17 am ET
by mellie
granny in stirrups!
gynecologic surprise!
granny has a cock!
Haiku # 8372, March 30, 2001 9:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ass tentacles splayed
ass jelly fluttering in
a rectal current
Haiku # 8371, March 30, 2001 9:05 am ET
by praying mantis
Shredded and tattered
my ass turned inside out, it
looks like jellyfish
Haiku # 8370, March 30, 2001 9:03 am ET
by Saint
country and western
what's this country coming to
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 8369, March 30, 2001 7:33 am ET
by ash
" i went down, down, down
and the flames they went higher
and it burns, burns, burns...."
Haiku # 8368, March 30, 2001 7:30 am ET
by ash
Gastric disaster
Johnny Cash sang "ring of fire"
I know his meaning
Haiku # 8367, March 30, 2001 7:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
My scrotum is scream
toenail rip retard nostril
I think moe approves!
Haiku # 8366, March 29, 2001 8:01 pm ET
by yank
Dubya's new buddy
Eugene Hickok was just here
Came to say bye-bye
Haiku # 8365, March 29, 2001 7:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of PA
and all they found was
two ass-holes jumping thru each
other: bored with the theme
Haiku # 8364, March 29, 2001 6:40 pm ET
by boo
No longer I AP
I post bad Granny haiku
Now I have a name
Haiku # 8363, March 29, 2001 5:35 pm ET
by Yank of PA
new millenium
enlighten my CRT
bourgeois washroom scrawl
Haiku # 8362, March 29, 2001 4:30 pm ET
by sine
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