Try the gay Steward.
He will fasten your seat belt.
Make you smile all day!
by Anonymous Poet
Long flight, eighteen hours
or more. need very good reason
to go. Any ideas?
by Saint
do come on down Saint
twice as much fun here, just look
at our dollar man
aussie zoo nearby
crocodiles to see and oh
the big pinapple
by mellie
Oh Drop when you die
Satisfy your dream we will
Bury you in shit
by Solace of MI
To pee or not to
There are cartoons on TV
Maybe I can... Oops
by Solace of MI
crapophilia
poo fixations, fecal thoughts,
all must now succumb
by Drophammer
A shite-obsession,
Saint -- Anonymous Poet
have crap in common.
by Windsong
By all reasoned means,
You should always endeavour
to visit granny!
by Anonymous Poet
Australia, my
next vacation spot I think
where should I visit?
by Saint - to Mellie
I have failed along
with Drop, four seven five not
five seven five. GRRRRRRR!
by Saint
Coming this fall
Sci-Fi pornicopia
it's new it's Spooge Trek!
by Saint
Seismic tremorae
Deep within me, I explode
with trouser chili
by Saint
My colon complains!
Deep dish pizza rumble!
Mushrooms come out whole.
by Anonymous Poet
My growling bowel!
Is Spock in there with Granny!
Captain Kirk approves!
by Anonymous Poet
Spock with the long ears
or Spock into baby shit?
Spock's name is "Cock Spock".
by Windsong
What was Spock's first name?
Was it Henry? William? Ed?
His name was Bob Spock.
by Captain Jerk
Juke Joint Jezebel
Be my sister salvation
For my cremation
by KMFDM
I have failed in my intention to remain 5-7-5
I had eight syllables with the sly Mr. Spock
and now, I see no reason to refrain
for that matter, why 3 lines?
I am in HAIKU HELL!!!
by Drophammer
Granny got a cock
beat the clock, knock knock, Mr. Spock
beam aboard the cock
by Drophammer
View this talent lack
l write again and again:
Granny has a cock.
by Priest
So back to asses,
Drip mustard, catsup, jelly!
So much food in there!
by Anonymous Poet
Transgendered Granny,
Sad, becocked, senior matron!
May she rest in peace!
by Anonymous Poet
To quote Solace here:
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! No more
about granny's cock!
by Saint
Johnny Cash! Fire Ass!
Dixie Chicks! Dicks on Chicks!
Granny has a cock!
by Anonymous Poet
say god god god god
say tan satan satan say
god god god say tan
by thegrue of down the hall
wailin' Waylon sang
sally was a god old girl
no, she don't think twice
by mellie
Nat, Em and Marie
the sweet dixie chicks, as grandma's,
might take turns as cocks
by mellie
granny in stirrups!
gynecologic surprise!
granny has a cock!
by Anonymous Poet
ass tentacles splayed
ass jelly fluttering in
a rectal current
by praying mantis
Shredded and tattered
my ass turned inside out, it
looks like jellyfish
by Saint
country and western
what's this country coming to
grandma has a cock
by ash
" i went down, down, down
and the flames they went higher
and it burns, burns, burns...."
by ash
Gastric disaster
Johnny Cash sang "ring of fire"
I know his meaning
by Anonymous Poet
My scrotum is scream
toenail rip retard nostril
I think moe approves!
by yank
Dubya's new buddy
Eugene Hickok was just here
Came to say bye-bye
by Anonymous Poet of PA
and all they found was
two ass-holes jumping thru each
other: bored with the theme
by boo
No longer I AP
I post bad Granny haiku
Now I have a name
by Yank of PA
new millenium
enlighten my CRT
bourgeois washroom scrawl
by sine
Homoerotic!
Fantastic, bedicked Grannny
listens to Sade!
by Anonymous Poet
but coupled with the
other things I mentioned here
GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY!
by Saint
hey now! a man may
like Sade, and not be gay
so back away, eh?
by Drophammer
SADE IS GRANNY!
How could you defile Granny!
And she plays with what?
by Anonymous Poet
Listens to Sade,
Fruity drink, flowery prose
need I say more Priest?
by Saint
he's hung like granny
swinging low brushing the ground
a horse is jealous
by praying mantis
I hold on for life -
exercising right to free speech,
no silencing my ass.
Sade plays softly,
"This is no ordinary love,
no ordinary love."
by Priest
in a can marked SPANN
processed granny like meat tubes
in thick granny sauce
by Drophammer
have a tongue sandwich
dripping granny's ass mustard
ketchup optional
by Anonymous Poet
More gross than a kiss
from granny's old lips when you
feel her tongue instead
by Anonymous Poet
Thoroughly grossed out.
ass catsup is just too much.
Think I'll go make lunch.
by Windsong
This must be mustard
dripping fom my gaping ass
grandma has the clap
by Anonymous Poet
