and all they found was
two ass-holes jumping thru each
other: bored with the theme
by boo
No longer I AP
I post bad Granny haiku
Now I have a name
by Yank of PA
new millenium
enlighten my CRT
bourgeois washroom scrawl
by sine
Homoerotic!
Fantastic, bedicked Grannny
listens to Sade!
by Anonymous Poet
but coupled with the
other things I mentioned here
GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY!
by Saint
hey now! a man may
like Sade, and not be gay
so back away, eh?
by Drophammer
SADE IS GRANNY!
How could you defile Granny!
And she plays with what?
by Anonymous Poet
Listens to Sade,
Fruity drink, flowery prose
need I say more Priest?
by Saint
he's hung like granny
swinging low brushing the ground
a horse is jealous
by praying mantis
I hold on for life -
exercising right to free speech,
no silencing my ass.
Sade plays softly,
"This is no ordinary love,
no ordinary love."
by Priest
in a can marked SPANN
processed granny like meat tubes
in thick granny sauce
by Drophammer
have a tongue sandwich
dripping granny's ass mustard
ketchup optional
by Anonymous Poet
More gross than a kiss
from granny's old lips when you
feel her tongue instead
by Anonymous Poet
Thoroughly grossed out.
ass catsup is just too much.
Think I'll go make lunch.
by Windsong
This must be mustard
dripping fom my gaping ass
grandma has the clap
by Anonymous Poet
Grandma has ketchup
enough to support the village
Mangles grandpa's meat.
by Anonymous Poet
What ass hot dog would
not be complete without
side of ass relish
by Saint
Wide gaping maw of ass
Dripping, dangling, spitting up,
Supports small village.
by Priest
ass ketchup slathered
on my buns, slide the weenie
in, extra cheese, please
by Drophammer
Made big, hige mistake
broken light bulbs within me
I drip ass ketchup
by Saint
blast furnace ass knobs
punctured pustules soaking shorts
until the butt rots
by Drophammer
With this haiku
I now present a song to
the tune of dreidle
Cumin Cumin Cumin
you're kept in jars of clay
Cumin Cumin Cumin
we all think S. is gay.
by Saint
I bring to you spice
That will make all your friends think
you love cock in ass
by The Cumin Faerie
Drophammer coats walls
With his wide rectal spectrum
The third coat today.
by Priest
Beware, yon Solace
I perform cuminoscopies
On C. Lord's lost souls.
I'll remove your spice
Take your beloved cumin
Leave you only salt.
by Cumin Hunter Yoko
A pinch of cumin,
rosemary, a nick o'thyme.
Grandma cooks a cock.
by Anonymous Poet
Sumer is a cumin in...
Loudly sings the butt cork song
Grandma is a cock.
by Windsong
NEW! Priest action toy!
Rocket trousers and butt cork
Sold separately!
by Drophammer
Welcome, yon Solace
I spread cuminosity
To all worthy brethren.
With great joy and song
Stand proudly and cry out loud,
"I want my Cumin."
I will answer you.
by The Cumin Lord
mantis says, "boogie".
do not me ask why we must
just know that we must
by praying mantis
blessed tangent time;
my mind wanders far away.
to return? i hope.
by elvisgrotto of va
Elton John singing,
"Rocket Ass! Burning down a-"
Well, you get it, right?
by Drophammer
Trousers rocket down
Ass accelerates, reaching
Escape velocity.
Double clutch, butt fake,
Contented, I think I'm done,
But ass thunders on.
by Priest
just a moment of
inertia, passing through time;
too little, too much?
by elvisgrotto of va
Dangerous roosters
broken free of the barnyard!
A cock has Grandma!
by Anonymous Poet
Shall I compare thee
to a Summer's Eve? Thou aret
a douchebag indeed
by Rant
There once was a bar
maid from Vale, who tattooed on
her chest, "Drinks for sale"
...and on her behind
for the sake of the blind was
the same as the front
but in braille
by Calendar Day of VA
Dirty minded fools
Remember that porn is free
You hopeless bastards
by Grog of Seattle
reasons preceding impeachment
global warming is
good for air conditioning.
we sell energy*
*didn't you get what
you voted for: higher prices?
winning minories!
by unconceding of white Outhouse
maestro?!
sell high, buy low: it's
orchestrated; only the
little guys lose out.
orchestrate brown-outs
raise rates, no one contemplates
rapes in the greenhouse
by unconceding
my son, when you beat
your penis, your penis will
end up beating you
by praying mantis
yes, my penis is
angry, for it is beaten
nightly for pleasure
but women run from
me because i don't fit in
-- even with the freaks
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
a raging johnson
pissed penis, angry mantool
a warpath willy
by praying mantis
when you buy the skank
by Anonymous Poet
payday in one week
til I have more cash in hand
I cannot have sex
I'm so ugly that
i have to buy skanks to screw
someone please shoot me
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
mellie you are wrong
learn, my child, from the master
and face haiku dao
by praying mantis
Love my thigh master
suzanne sommers breast cancer
god save her wu wu
by Anonymous Poet
small child fingers
exploited, damaged and worn
thin as grandma's bone
by Anonymous Poet
It cannot be true
Get out of my head, sight of
Granny with a cock
by Solace of MI
