Homoerotic!
Fantastic, bedicked Grannny
listens to Sade!

but coupled with the
other things I mentioned here
GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY!

hey now! a man may
like Sade, and not be gay
so back away, eh?

SADE IS GRANNY!
How could you defile Granny!
And she plays with what?

Listens to Sade,
Fruity drink, flowery prose
need I say more Priest?

I hold on for life -
exercising right to free speech,
no silencing my ass.

Sade plays softly,
"This is no ordinary love,
no ordinary love."

in a can marked SPANN
processed granny like meat tubes
in thick granny sauce

have a tongue sandwich
dripping granny's ass mustard
ketchup optional

More gross than a kiss
from granny's old lips when you
feel her tongue instead

Thoroughly grossed out.
ass catsup is just too much.
Think I'll go make lunch.

This must be mustard
dripping fom my gaping ass
grandma has the clap

Grandma has ketchup
enough to support the village
Mangles grandpa's meat.

What ass hot dog would
not be complete without
side of ass relish

Wide gaping maw of ass
Dripping, dangling, spitting up,
Supports small village.

ass ketchup slathered
on my buns, slide the weenie
in, extra cheese, please

Made big, hige mistake
broken light bulbs within me
I drip ass ketchup

blast furnace ass knobs
punctured pustules soaking shorts
until the butt rots

With this haiku
I now present a song to
the tune of dreidle


Cumin Cumin Cumin
you're kept in jars of clay
Cumin Cumin Cumin
we all think S. is gay.

I bring to you spice
That will make all your friends think
you love cock in ass

Drophammer coats walls
With his wide rectal spectrum
The third coat today.

Beware, yon Solace
I perform cuminoscopies
On C. Lord's lost souls.

I'll remove your spice
Take your beloved cumin
Leave you only salt.

A pinch of cumin,
rosemary, a nick o'thyme.
Grandma cooks a cock.

Sumer is a cumin in...
Loudly sings the butt cork song
Grandma is a cock.

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Rocket trousers and butt cork
Sold separately!

Welcome, yon Solace
I spread cuminosity
To all worthy brethren.

With great joy and song
Stand proudly and cry out loud,
"I want my Cumin."

I will answer you.

blessed tangent time;
my mind wanders far away.
to return? i hope.

Elton John singing,
"Rocket Ass! Burning down a-"
Well, you get it, right?

Trousers rocket down
Ass accelerates, reaching
Escape velocity.

Double clutch, butt fake,
Contented, I think I'm done,
But ass thunders on.

just a moment of
inertia, passing through time;
too little, too much?

Dangerous roosters
broken free of the barnyard!
A cock has Grandma!

Shall I compare thee
to a Summer's Eve? Thou aret
a douchebag indeed

There once was a bar
maid from Vale, who tattooed on
her chest, "Drinks for sale"

...and on her behind
for the sake of the blind was
the same as the front

but in braille

Dirty minded fools
Remember that porn is free
You hopeless bastards

reasons preceding impeachment

global warming is
good for air conditioning.
we sell energy*

*didn't you get what
you voted for: higher prices?
winning minories!

maestro?!

sell high, buy low: it's
orchestrated; only the
little guys lose out.

orchestrate brown-outs
raise rates, no one contemplates
rapes in the greenhouse

yes, my penis is
angry, for it is beaten
nightly for pleasure

but women run from
me because i don't fit in
-- even with the freaks

when you buy the skank

payday in one week
til I have more cash in hand
I cannot have sex

I'm so ugly that
i have to buy skanks to screw
someone please shoot me

Love my thigh master
suzanne sommers breast cancer
god save her wu wu

small child fingers
exploited, damaged and worn
thin as grandma's bone

It cannot be true
Get out of my head, sight of
Granny with a cock

No strange practices
Lude sexual behavior
I'm just your granny.

You should be ashamed
Now come here, sonny, make me
Feel like a woman!

Just for the record
I have no cock, there are no
five men a'fisting

I don't let strange hands
In my pants, in me, in my
hamburger patte

Lay off Kathy Lee!
She claimed she didn't did it.
Her grandma's cock did.