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28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

have a tongue sandwich
dripping granny's ass mustard
ketchup optional
Haiku # 8353, March 29, 2001 3:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
More gross than a kiss
from granny's old lips when you
feel her tongue instead
Haiku # 8352, March 29, 2001 3:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Thoroughly grossed out.
ass catsup is just too much.
Think I'll go make lunch.
Haiku # 8351, March 29, 2001 3:22 pm ET
by Windsong
This must be mustard
dripping fom my gaping ass
grandma has the clap
Haiku # 8350, March 29, 2001 2:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Grandma has ketchup
enough to support the village
Mangles grandpa's meat.
Haiku # 8349, March 29, 2001 2:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
What ass hot dog would
not be complete without
side of ass relish
Haiku # 8348, March 29, 2001 2:51 pm ET
by Saint
Wide gaping maw of ass
Dripping, dangling, spitting up,
Supports small village.
Haiku # 8347, March 29, 2001 2:50 pm ET
by Priest
ass ketchup slathered
on my buns, slide the weenie
in, extra cheese, please
Haiku # 8346, March 29, 2001 2:49 pm ET
by Drophammer
Made big, hige mistake
broken light bulbs within me
I drip ass ketchup
Haiku # 8345, March 29, 2001 2:48 pm ET
by Saint
blast furnace ass knobs
punctured pustules soaking shorts
until the butt rots
Haiku # 8344, March 29, 2001 2:45 pm ET
by Drophammer
With this haiku
I now present a song to
the tune of dreidle


Cumin Cumin Cumin
you're kept in jars of clay
Cumin Cumin Cumin
we all think S. is gay.
Haiku # 8343, March 29, 2001 2:42 pm ET
by Saint
I bring to you spice
That will make all your friends think
you love cock in ass
Haiku # 8342, March 29, 2001 2:38 pm ET
by The Cumin Faerie
Drophammer coats walls
With his wide rectal spectrum
The third coat today.
Haiku # 8341, March 29, 2001 2:35 pm ET
by Priest
Beware, yon Solace
I perform cuminoscopies
On C. Lord's lost souls.

I'll remove your spice
Take your beloved cumin
Leave you only salt.
Haiku # 8340, March 29, 2001 2:32 pm ET
by Cumin Hunter Yoko
A pinch of cumin,
rosemary, a nick o'thyme.
Grandma cooks a cock.
Haiku # 8339, March 29, 2001 2:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sumer is a cumin in...
Loudly sings the butt cork song
Grandma is a cock.
Haiku # 8338, March 29, 2001 2:29 pm ET
by Windsong
NEW! Priest action toy!
Rocket trousers and butt cork
Sold separately!
Haiku # 8337, March 29, 2001 2:26 pm ET
by Drophammer
Welcome, yon Solace
I spread cuminosity
To all worthy brethren.

With great joy and song
Stand proudly and cry out loud,
"I want my Cumin."

I will answer you.
Haiku # 8336, March 29, 2001 2:24 pm ET
by The Cumin Lord
mantis says, "boogie".
do not me ask why we must
just know that we must
Haiku # 8335, March 29, 2001 2:24 pm ET
by praying mantis
blessed tangent time;
my mind wanders far away.
to return? i hope.
Haiku # 8334, March 29, 2001 2:23 pm ET
by elvisgrotto of va
Elton John singing,
"Rocket Ass! Burning down a-"
Well, you get it, right?
Haiku # 8333, March 29, 2001 2:23 pm ET
by Drophammer
Trousers rocket down
Ass accelerates, reaching
Escape velocity.

Double clutch, butt fake,
Contented, I think I'm done,
But ass thunders on.
Haiku # 8332, March 29, 2001 2:19 pm ET
by Priest
just a moment of
inertia, passing through time;
too little, too much?
Haiku # 8331, March 29, 2001 2:17 pm ET
by elvisgrotto of va
Dangerous roosters
broken free of the barnyard!
A cock has Grandma!
Haiku # 8330, March 29, 2001 1:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Shall I compare thee
to a Summer's Eve? Thou aret
a douchebag indeed
Haiku # 8329, March 29, 2001 1:34 pm ET
by Rant
There once was a bar
maid from Vale, who tattooed on
her chest, "Drinks for sale"

...and on her behind
for the sake of the blind was
the same as the front

but in braille
Haiku # 8328, March 29, 2001 1:29 pm ET
by Calendar Day of VA
Dirty minded fools
Remember that porn is free
You hopeless bastards
Haiku # 8327, March 29, 2001 1:17 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
reasons preceding impeachment

global warming is
good for air conditioning.
we sell energy*

*didn't you get what
you voted for: higher prices?
winning minories!
Haiku # 8326, March 29, 2001 1:06 pm ET
by unconceding of white Outhouse
maestro?!

sell high, buy low: it's
orchestrated; only the
little guys lose out.

orchestrate brown-outs
raise rates, no one contemplates
rapes in the greenhouse
Haiku # 8325, March 29, 2001 1:03 pm ET
by unconceding
my son, when you beat
your penis, your penis will
end up beating you
Haiku # 8324, March 29, 2001 12:44 pm ET
by praying mantis
yes, my penis is
angry, for it is beaten
nightly for pleasure

but women run from
me because i don't fit in
-- even with the freaks
Haiku # 8323, March 29, 2001 12:40 pm ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
a raging johnson
pissed penis, angry mantool
a warpath willy
Haiku # 8322, March 29, 2001 12:34 pm ET
by praying mantis
when you buy the skank
Haiku # 8321, March 29, 2001 12:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8320, March 29, 2001 12:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
payday in one week
til I have more cash in hand
I cannot have sex

I'm so ugly that
i have to buy skanks to screw
someone please shoot me
Haiku # 8319, March 29, 2001 12:31 pm ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
mellie you are wrong
learn, my child, from the master
and face haiku dao
Haiku # 8318, March 29, 2001 12:28 pm ET
by praying mantis
Love my thigh master
suzanne sommers breast cancer
god save her wu wu
Haiku # 8317, March 29, 2001 11:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
small child fingers
exploited, damaged and worn
thin as grandma's bone
Haiku # 8316, March 29, 2001 11:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
It cannot be true
Get out of my head, sight of
Granny with a cock
Haiku # 8315, March 29, 2001 10:56 am ET
by Solace of MI
No strange practices
Lude sexual behavior
I'm just your granny.

You should be ashamed
Now come here, sonny, make me
Feel like a woman!
Haiku # 8314, March 29, 2001 10:56 am ET
by Granny
Just for the record
I have no cock, there are no
five men a'fisting

I don't let strange hands
In my pants, in me, in my
hamburger patte
Haiku # 8313, March 29, 2001 10:56 am ET
by Granny
Lay off Kathy Lee!
She claimed she didn't did it.
Her grandma's cock did.

Haiku # 8312, March 29, 2001 10:55 am ET
by Windsong
Sees naked women
on HBO, changes the
channel. So flaming!
Haiku # 8311, March 29, 2001 10:54 am ET
by Saint
I may be single
but not gay, I did get head
from a girl Tuesday
Haiku # 8310, March 29, 2001 10:50 am ET
by Saint
Priest, gay? Maybe
No girl, no dates, fruity drinks
writes flowery prose.
Haiku # 8309, March 29, 2001 10:48 am ET
by Saint
Saint drinks Tropico
It's alcoholic orange Tang
What could be more gay
Haiku # 8308, March 29, 2001 10:48 am ET
by Solace of MI
something eating you?
it's no wonder you're angry
your climax is death
Haiku # 8307, March 29, 2001 10:44 am ET
by mellie,message for mantis
Cumin and theater
what makes one more gay? A
fruit margarita
Haiku # 8306, March 29, 2001 10:43 am ET
by Saint
kathy lee gifford
exploited latin children
to knit grandma's sock
Haiku # 8305, March 29, 2001 10:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Solace Cooking Set
Lifetime stock of cumin spice
Lifetime lack of cock.
Haiku # 8304, March 29, 2001 10:37 am ET
by Priest
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